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Neon Streets

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Liberal Padres doomer. 80s nostalgia, sports, music, and whiskey. Go Padres. San Diego forever.

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Neon Streets @neonstreets.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
They’re gone. They know it. No way this team, in desperate need of starting pitching and a bat, drops top dollar on a reliever. Especially with Nando and Manny’s salaries going up a combined $19M next year. Poverty offseason incoming.
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Neon Streets @neonstreets.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
One silver lining from the pain of this Padres loss is that with next season‘s lockout, I’ll probably get a whole year off from the stress and anxiety of being a fan!
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Neon Streets @neonstreets.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I mean idk, if it keeps Hays from batting 5th tonight…
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Batman Deep in Thought
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Neon Streets @neonstreets.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Just needs to rub some road meat on it
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Neon Streets @neonstreets.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Padres fandom.
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Neon Streets @neonstreets.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Careful or he’ll put Hays there instead
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Neon Streets @neonstreets.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
First-half warning track power Tatis represent!
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Neon Streets @neonstreets.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’m starting to think that Craig Stammen is managing to make sure each of his guys get a chance to play so they don’t have hurt feelings. Because otherwise why am I ever seeing Hays or Fermin!?
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Neon Streets @neonstreets.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Can someone take away Stammen’s lineup card?
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Neon Streets @neonstreets.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Idk if he touched 2nd on the force…
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Neon Streets @neonstreets.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Merrill’s postseason turnaround inning?
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Dune Part 2: Stilgar Says Lisan al Gaib
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Neon Streets @neonstreets.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
2025 Yuki has arrived.
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Neon Streets @neonstreets.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Please for the love of the Baseball Gods can we now stop glazing Yelich over the “Captain” thing????
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Neon Streets @neonstreets.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Miss France's Iconic 'FRAAAAANCE!'
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Neon Streets @neonstreets.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh he fucked something (up)
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Neon Streets @neonstreets.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I estimate that I started following the Padres as a kid sometime around 1987. So I’m approaching 40 years of fandom. My callouses run deep. Yet somehow this series is drawing fresh blood from my leathery, tattered soul…
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Neon Streets @neonstreets.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
San Diego Padres? More like the San Diego LOBs, amirite??
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Ryan @ryantkac.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Austin Hays
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What Would You Say You Do Here? Office Space Meme
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Neon Streets @neonstreets.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Sure would be nice if OUR Jackson stepped up like a superstar this series 
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Neon Streets @neonstreets.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’m assuming Uke didn’t put his hand on that one, Pat… 🤎💛
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Neon Streets @neonstreets.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Why Not Both? The Iconic Meme
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Neon Streets @neonstreets.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Is this going to be the “checked swing” game?
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Neon Streets @neonstreets.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I think Nando’s catch made me pregnant
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Neon Streets @neonstreets.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Trash ump
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Neon Streets @neonstreets.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“Say it Donnie!!!!”
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Neon Streets @neonstreets.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Tatis Jr danced with Kwanza and lost his mojo.
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Neon Streets @neonstreets.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Tatis now 1-11 since the start of Game 2 of the Wild Card Round.
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Neon Streets @neonstreets.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Open roof strategy already paying dividends
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Neon Streets @neonstreets.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Miss France's Iconic 'FRAAAAANCE!'
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Neon Streets @neonstreets.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Bullying works.
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Neon Streets @neonstreets.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Today’s totems of power: my Benito Santiago jersey and my Mark Kotsay autographed Padres bat. Go Padres.
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Neon Streets @neonstreets.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Go Padres
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Neon Streets @neonstreets.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Awkward
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Neon Streets @neonstreets.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
He’s AJ’s new Profar.
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Neon Streets @neonstreets.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
LOLOLOL
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Neon Streets @neonstreets.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
In the end, my takeaway from “roof gate” is this: score more runs and then it doesn’t all come down to one potential freak play. 12 LOB. - Tatis Jr: 1-9 last two games - Merrill 0-5 last night, stranding 6 runners - Cronenworth, who was basically gifted a run: 1-14 this postseason (Nice catch tho!)
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AlanPadres @alanpadres.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Neon Streets @neonstreets.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Shit end to the game, but I’m more pissed about the 12 LOB. Severe lack of clutch tonight.
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Neon Streets @neonstreets.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That said, the announcers did a piss poor job of explaining it to the audience…somehow confidently declaring that they thought the play would default to a home run. 2/2
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Neon Streets @neonstreets.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hot take: if that hadn’t hit the roof, I’m pretty sure it was going to be a pot fly out . 1/2
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Ducking Severance
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Neon Streets @neonstreets.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I have no idea how to fucking feel right now
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Neon Streets @neonstreets.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Padres….
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Hawkeye: Don't Give Me Hope
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Neon Streets @neonstreets.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Fernando Tatis Jr.: WC Game 1: 2-3, 1 HR, BB Next 2 games: 1-9, 3K
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Neon Streets @neonstreets.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
On the one hand, I already assumed that we’d lose this game based upon the starting pitching matchup. But now we’re on the verge of losing this game while ALSO burning most of our high leverage guys.
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Neon Streets @neonstreets.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Intentionally strike out, I meant 
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Neon Streets @neonstreets.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You have to intentionally walk Tatis, right?
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Neon Streets @neonstreets.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
What Craig Stammen thinks he sees when he looks in the mirror
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Talosian from Star Trek
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Neon Streets @neonstreets.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Imtired Boss
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Neon Streets @neonstreets.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Adrian MoreMeatballs
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Neon Streets @neonstreets.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Adrian MoreRuns
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