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Find someone who loves you as much as Jackson Merrill loves starting on an 0-2 count.

Harris turned back into a pumpkin for this game.

IDK. High leverage situation. He might have been safe. Cubs masterclass in bad challenge decisions.

Tatis looks like he’s in an adrenaline hangover from last nights game…

PCA? More like PCLame, amirite?

Of course that sequence of dumbs outs from Merrill and Bogaerts are definitely not going to bite us in the ass, correct?

Merrill Madness? More like Merrill Sadness!

Merrill Madness? More like Merrill FASTness!

Damn that was a pre-All Star Break Tatis Jr swing there

Somehow, getting two runs in that inning felt like a disappointment.

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It’s also why that lost challenge by PCA at the beginning of the game was so crucial. Making the Cubs hitters shy about losing their last challenge will make the Padres pitchers even more aggressive about nibbling outside the zone.

Hosmer sighting. We’re cooked.

Randy Marsh Arrested in South Park

I was today-years-old when I discovered that I had to subscribe to something called “Peacock” to watch a goddamn playoff baseball game. This used to be a real country.

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ALT: Randy Marsh Arrested in South Park

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Neon Streets @neonstreets.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I hate this. Three catchers for a short series? A rusty Joe Musgrove over Wandy Peralta? An equally rusty Andujar over Song (terrible hitter, but at least has speed and defense).

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Neon Streets @neonstreets.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Say what you want about Canning. He’s taking one for the bullpen today.

Neon Streets @neonstreets.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

I’m requesting wellness checks on 80 yo icons Cher, Bette Midler, and John Waters

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Alex Zalben @azalben.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

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Dolly Parton's Imagination Library | USA, UK, IE, CA, AU

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Neon Streets @neonstreets.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Disappointed this isn’t his Baseball Reference pic

Neon Streets @neonstreets.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

We currently live on the darkest timeline. Donald Trump is destroying our Constitution, with an assist from the Supreme Court. All the checks and balances are failing to the point of burning down. And most importantly, Fernando Tatís Jr continues to be not fun to watch. 🤎💛

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Neon Streets @neonstreets.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

go padres

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We might want another Sheets homer at this rate…

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milk me, Dairy Bonds

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This team might be undefeated if Manny, Tatis, and Merrill could hit… SMH

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Marie's Sigh

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So are we going to ask Morejon for 6 outs? Because we’re burning through our bullpen like wildfire and IDK if Miller is available after all the pitches he threw last night.

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Duran home runs? In this economy!!??

Neon Streets @neonstreets.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

I feel like the 2025 Padres tried to work every count, including staring down meatballs, just get a few more walks and little else. I feel like the 2026 Padres swing at EVERYTHING and are somehow even less successful. I hate baseball.

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Neon Streets @neonstreets.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

With the release of Chris Paddack and the likely release of Eric Lauer, pour one out for the ghost of the 2019 Padres starting rotation.

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Pour One Out For The Homies

ALT: Pour One Out For The Homies

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Neon Streets @neonstreets.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

Tatis definitely cursed by some Polynesian God while on a tropical vacation

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Neon Streets @neonstreets.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

Fernando “Bloop Single” Tatis Jr

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Neon Streets @neonstreets.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

10 days (May 17) until Lucas Giolito's escape clause kicks in. Based on the schedule (his last start was Tuesday), I think we see him with the Padres starting 5/12 against the Brewers. He had a terrible inning against AA competition last start, but he has more upside than Matt Waldron 🔮