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ween sphinx @nenewhips.online · 27/08/2026

Dolly Parton, Tim Curry and now Yayoi Kasuma.... unless everyone gets a whole lot weirder RIGHT NOW we are going to be in an unprecedented whimsey deficit quirked down sauceless

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ween sphinx @nenewhips.online · 24/08/2026

I don't think the person on the phone calling me "sir" knows that two nights ago I was wearing a full body fishnet stocking and being thirsted after by lesbians

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ween sphinx @nenewhips.online · 21/08/2026

one of my coworkers is trying to convince another one to date her brother?? the heterosexual mind is a horrific landscape of depravity

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ween sphinx @nenewhips.online · 14/08/2026

I got her haircut so I am really built like this now

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ween sphinx @nenewhips.online · 11/08/2026

been thinking about Matt Damon going on a vengeful murderous rampage while Robert Pattinson hides behind a pillar like a little piss baby shouting the names of various weapons

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ween sphinx @nenewhips.online · 28/07/2026

finally getting into JJK and why did nobody tell me that this is like a shojo evangelion??? 5 episodes into season 3 and i am DISTRAUGHT! and CONFUSED!!

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ween sphinx @nenewhips.online · 11/06/2026

add me to your group chat please i swear i wont ruin the vibe by talking about my sore little nipples

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ween sphinx @nenewhips.online · 10/06/2026

what do you call it when you get broken up with via a text that reads like you've been laid off from a marketing firm?

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　　　the　　　 ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 12/02/2025

i loev goign to therepay because they say im insightful adn it makes me feel liek im gettign a gold star for being good at therapy

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ween sphinx @nenewhips.online · 23/10/2025

"youre trying to get free wifi? not on my watch! you gotta connect to the fridge."

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ween sphinx @nenewhips.online · 22/10/2025

gen alpha is going to lose their shit when they are old enough to take a stats class and realize that 'mew' and 'sigma' are both extremely relevant terms

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ween sphinx @nenewhips.online · 30/09/2025

i thought that was kind of the point of a corn dog

AP headline which reads 58 million pounds of corn dogs and sausage-on-a-stick products recalled because wood pieces may be inside

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ween sphinx @nenewhips.online · 22/09/2025

THEY'RE TRYING TO BAN FUTA IN MICHIGAN!?!?

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ween sphinx @nenewhips.online · 20/09/2025

"good" politicians will not save us "good" politicians will not save us "good" politicians will not save us "good" politicians will not save us "good" politicians will not save us "good" politicians will not save us "good" politicians will not save us "good" politicians will not save us "good" polit

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ween sphinx @nenewhips.online · 20/09/2025

I think she's clinched it at this point

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ween sphinx @nenewhips.online · 17/09/2025

sometimes being a good tranny means taking an uber with a house mother, tanking 999999 psychic damage as she tells you about the most fucked up shit imaginable in the most problematic way imaginable, emotionally shutting down, and still checking up to make sure she got through airport security ok

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ween sphinx @nenewhips.online · 15/09/2025

did not know brian and lois were into golf like that

picture of a scoreboard for the procore golf championship. two of the names are B. GRIFFIN and L. GRIFFIN

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june $324/$1600 @juneever.green · 24/08/2025

the age of christian girl autumn is over. the time of gay slut fall has come.

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ween sphinx @nenewhips.online · 14/09/2025

just witnessed an extremely cool new Type of Guy walking down the street with a huge boombox blasting loud electronic music while wearing a basketball jersey with "GUTS" on the back and this where the number would be:

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yoshimi red @yoshimired.bsky.social · 13/09/2025

KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?" BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao" 1. "It, um, doesn't say anything." 2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe." 3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."

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21st Century Schizoid Tran @grayathena.bsky.social · 12/09/2025

If anyone wants the clip of Cox saying "notices your bulge OwO what's this?" to send to people I got you

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ween sphinx @nenewhips.online · 06/09/2025

they're playing marry me, archie by alvvays in the grocery store I feel 8 million years old

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ween sphinx @nenewhips.online · 02/09/2025

chicpea man get him in a can, put him in the pan cook him how you can chicpea man turning into hummus or falafal is a real trip (trip trip trip)

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ween sphinx @nenewhips.online · 27/08/2025

your an empath??? just who the hell do you think I think you think i think you think you think I think you are??

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ween sphinx @nenewhips.online · 01/07/2025

bi-whateveral reminder that i am built like this:

naked woman with short curly hair holding a bug net over her shoulder and wearing a bow that looks like a butterfly in it, standing on a tree branch with blossoming pink flowers. a lone butterfly flies towards her from a distance.

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ween sphinx @nenewhips.online · 21/06/2025

Sarah McBride quickly becoming top candidate for Worst Trans Woman Ever. Jenner and White unavailable for statement.

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ween sphinx @nenewhips.online · 22/05/2025

trying to have a normal meal and some drunk acid casualties next to me are talking about missing planets and ancient aliens how do you leave a conversation you're not in?

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ween sphinx @nenewhips.online · 15/05/2025

ween? you mean libertarian they might be giants?

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ween sphinx @nenewhips.online · 02/04/2025

panera: this lemonade will kill you dutch bros: you tiny baby. you absolute fool. death is only the beginning

two coffees from Dutch Bros. One on the left is named double torture one on the right is named 9-1-1.

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ween sphinx @nenewhips.online · 21/03/2025

"Does the pope shit in his hat?" - fun, but sophomoric and pasé at this point "Does the pope shit in the woods?" - a slightly more interesting interpolation "Does a bear shit in the pope's hat?" - transgressive, transcendent, a new spin on an old classic, innovation that excites

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ween sphinx @nenewhips.online · 13/03/2025

you should be able to call out of work if it is rainy and your animals are sleeping by your legs like sooo sweet and cute and snuggly

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ween sphinx @nenewhips.online · 12/03/2025

Laura Jane Grace learned the term "transbian" from TIM FUCKING POOL!?!?

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ween sphinx @nenewhips.online · 06/03/2025

damn gotta get these fucking damn sexy bitch ass numbers up

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ween sphinx @nenewhips.online · 06/03/2025

@spacethey.gay my partner got me a very excellent shirt from your store!!

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ween sphinx @nenewhips.online · 04/02/2025

slightly embarrassed by how much an unprompted gender affirmation from a stranger immediately boosts my mood

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ween sphinx @nenewhips.online · 04/02/2025

got told I'm wearing a cosmo-and-wanda-type fit. not wrong.

it is a picture of me!

I have a streak of my hair dyed pink and I am wearing a green button-up shirt with an orange collar. it is, admittedly, similar to the color scheme of cosmo and wanda from the cartoon, fairly odd parents.

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ween sphinx @nenewhips.online · 04/02/2025

probably the most incredible piece of art I've ever seen

mural on the side of a liquor store in los angeles. it features Winnie The Pooh holding a gun, the minions from Dispicable Me, Sans the skeleton from Undertale and Albert Einstein

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ween sphinx @nenewhips.online · 03/02/2025

cant believe another transfem made me lose my not-being-compared-to-weird-al streak

screenahot from my "Days Since" app keeping track of how long it has been since someone said I look like Weird Al Yankovich

my most recent, and longest, streak was 331 days

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ween sphinx @nenewhips.online · 30/01/2025

trans women are biological women pass it on

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onion person @junlper.beer · 28/01/2025

this might not be “politically correct” and possibly even “offensive” but if you voted for and support an HRT ban at any age i hope you live a very short life

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ween sphinx @nenewhips.online · 22/01/2025

I've been telling folks if you're even REMOTELY interested start stocking up ASAP.

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ween sphinx @nenewhips.online · 21/01/2025

the replies to this are incredible (sarcastic)

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ween sphinx @nenewhips.online · 25/12/2024

2025 is when my cringe era kicks into full swing I fear

it's me. I am wearing a clip-on cat ear and a dangle earring shaped like the staff from card captor sakura. there is a mostly-healthy houseplant behind me and a crudely printed out and cut sign which reads, "homosexual."

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ween sphinx @nenewhips.online · 23/12/2024

You better watch out, You better not cry, You better not pout, I'm telling you why... Santa Claus is coming to town! He's making a list, He's making a list, He's making a list, He's making a list, He's making a list, He's making a list, He's making a list, He's still making a list...

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