Reposted by IanVibecession Forever @ghazelleberner.bsky.social · 28/09/2026King shit. t.co/0kwtLSmVJL 48799144
Ian @nemontemi.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Take two incredibly polarizing things and marry them? What could possibly go wrong! Who could misconstrue that? “My new dish takes the best parts of pineapple pizza and black licorice and marries them” 010
Ian @nemontemi.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I have never, ever felt the urge to cross-stitch anything on a pillow until just this moment 010
Ian @nemontemi.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Sam Altman: there is a 10% chance that my dog will kill you and everyone you love. This is a RED ALERT LEVEL 800 DANGER and my fellow dog owners agree that this is a time for patience and deep introspection. While I feed him to be bigger and stronger, let’s all agree to put aside our differences. 010
Ian @nemontemi.bsky.social · 23/09/2026This cow looks so totally blasé about the whole thing [Werner Herzog voice] yes, this is not significant. Not an everyday thing, but it does not surprise me to be hurtling through the expanse, embracing mother abyss with open hoof 051
Ian @nemontemi.bsky.social · 23/09/2026"Imagine showing this to somebody in 2025" "You in 1990 would not understand this" "This sentence couldn't exist 10 years ago" Yes, we assimilate new information as it becomes available and not sooner, that's how time works 030
Ian @nemontemi.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Jeffries takes a meeting with Kushner: pitchforks Bernie “unites” with Bannon, Mandani smiles beside Trump: silenceft.trib.alSteve Bannon and Bernie Sanders unite in AI safety callRightwing activist and leftwing senator join forces to demand stronger regulation of the technology 100
Reposted by IanMichael Paulauski♨️ @mike10010100.com · 22/09/2026That last partis my feeling about coding lmao. 1132
Reposted by Ianvanity complex @vanitycomplex.bsky.social · 17/09/2026The name “Little Debbie” implies the existence of someone named Big Deborah who I just know is a bitch who makes DESSERTS 9617
Ian @nemontemi.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Dreamt I walked into a voting booth and the form looked like this Choose one: o Boom-Boom o Laureate o Otherwise o Really I don’t know about you, but THE CHOICE HAS NEVER BEEN MORE CLEAR. 010
Ian @nemontemi.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Three questions for the AI CEOs: 1. What is the risk? You, the harbingers of this doom, need to articulate it. Is it purely bad actors gaining access to sensitive data? Are the systems going to launch nukes at us? Are they going to blackmail us into oblivion? We need to know so that we can know: 130
Ian @nemontemi.bsky.social · 11/09/2026The “data centers are killing our water” argument is just so intellectually dishonest If you knew how much water’s required to produce the device you’re reading this on your head would fall off In any case, you know the water in these processes isn’t, like, transported to another dimension, right? 201
Ian @nemontemi.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Call me naive, but it’s slightly relieving to hear them bringing back the classics. For every take claiming “the fix is in,” I’d point to this. It’s one thing to lie about “your lives were better in 2020,” but the Doge and tariff refunds lies are still fresh. Nobody’s buying this. 000
Ian @nemontemi.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Who gives a shit about a Hunter crypto? Is that the red line, really? People hawk shit all day here, be it patreons or subscriptions or Etsy patterns. Some are scams. Be vigilant. You know what he ISN’T doing with it? Actively defrauding nations with the help of his extortionist father. 160
Ian @nemontemi.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Really interesting we haven’t seen a single “Bernie Should Just Go Away” article from the folks who crammed down your throat such journalism as 000
Reposted by IanThorne 🌸 @ens0.me · 07/09/2026Leftism has a problem of massively overcorrecting in the face of something not being entirely perfect. It takes many forms, and it's hugely counterproductive. "Society can be shitty about weight, so we should all just intentionally be fat and out of shape!!" No, that's stupid. 4645
Reposted by IanRep. Melanie Stansbury (NM-01) @repstansbury.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Oh hell no! Our state’s name carries generations of history, culture, and family—and it belongs to us. We’re New Mexicans. Period. 3433498744
Ian @nemontemi.bsky.social · 06/09/2026This attitude suggests that either the magnitude of crank (or adjacent) voters is negligible, and/or that discouraging (or suppressing) voting should be a core strategy. Neither sounds great. 000
Ian @nemontemi.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Unironically some of the best advice I can offer to people here. I wish I could quantify the time that could have been spent on real advocacy and specific action, to the equivalent of “which house are you” arguments on Twitter/Bsky 010
Ian @nemontemi.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I almost always stop reading after hearing the word “establishment,” so this didn’t take me long. The inference is something like: Bad things still happen —> everything in the past (even improvement) is wrong and bad The past —> the “establishment” The “establishment” —> wrong and bad 050
Ian @nemontemi.bsky.social · 05/09/2026“Those poor people could be so much richer if they didn’t do stupid things like spend what little money they have on food and housing” 010
Ian @nemontemi.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I say DO IT. Let every failure, attack, casualty be imprinted with his name. 000
Ian @nemontemi.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Y’all like to think that AI will end us with novel superengineering, hacking its way into our critical weapons systems But you DO know it’s going to follow our lead on this one, right? Be more worried about the spontaneous AI phishing and blackmail campaigns 010
Reposted by Ianliz holmes stan account @theranos.top · 28/08/2026i finally got around to working on a project i plan to open-source soon today! fun fact, this is the current (as much as i can possibly gather rn) state of medical pricing documents publicly available: 2,908 i can currently audit 535 provide outdated data 186 illegally block access to their data 4234
Ian @nemontemi.bsky.social · 25/08/2026We’re getting our asses handed to us daily because people DIDN’T VOTE. The time for doing something was TWO YEARS AGO. It’s done. What would you have Democrats do at this moment, @andrewmfounder.bsky.social? What, that hasn’t already been defeated? Don’t just say “anything.” Be specific. 110
Reposted by Ianthe babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 24/08/2026passé at this point but can you imagine if obama had done this 774132329
Ian @nemontemi.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Optimist: The cup is half full Pessimist: The cup is half empty Bsky: The cup could be full if Democrats would DO SOMETHING 041
Ian @nemontemi.bsky.social · 22/08/2026On the other hand: don’t tie them to a single software vendor (eg 1password) if you want freedom from being held hostage by a surprise subscription model 100
Ian @nemontemi.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Two years ago you all bitched and moaned when this WAS the answer. It was “gotcha phraseology” and “skirting the question” then. I think a lot of bsky doesn’t realize that there is a large population of swayable offline voters out there that needs to hear “I do not want to destroy all police” 000
Reposted by IanQuoProQuid @quoproquid.bsky.social · 17/08/2026american presidents have always listened to and enjoyed music. here is a brief selection of the first three us presidents and the kind of music that resonated with them during their time in office. 26111
Reposted by IanVituperative Erb @vituperativeerb.bsky.social · 16/08/2026I need people to understand that one of Jeffries’s jobs is to not say something that’s going to be used in an attack ad on one of his frontline members in an R +5 district 810728
Ian @nemontemi.bsky.social · 13/08/2026“Ask not what you can do for your country, ask how your assets can generate personal ROI for you, a valued voteholder, in the short to medium term” 010
Ian @nemontemi.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Yeah, what’s going on with McConnell is kinda wild, but what’s on my mind is the kind of insane shit they’ll try to pull in DJT’s case 141
Reposted by IanKamala Harris @kamalaharris.com · 08/08/2026The Democratic Party needs to get comfortable with a certain kind of ruthlessness. 79077941993
Ian @nemontemi.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Who called it “cheese tax” when “cheese fees” is RIGHT THERE 000
Ian @nemontemi.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Napoleon: "When the enemy is making a false movement, we must take good care not to interrupt him." Steven: “and then our enemy was making false movement, and we didn’t interrupt him, and I was like, we look, like, SO weak, I literally cannot” 010
Reposted by IanTessa Duvall @tessaduvall.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Oh, look, Mitch McConnell is trending again, thanks in part to posts like these. Genuinely at a loss for what they think Gov. Beshear should be doing. Kicking down hospital doors? Hacking medical charts? Bribing doctors to violate HIPAA? 12958284
Ian @nemontemi.bsky.social · 21/07/2026the real issue with wage growth is that we haven’t talked enough about this comic, just another 48-72 hours of takes, we can do it people! 040
Ian @nemontemi.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Well, well, well. Look who’s anti-pollution now. The woke mind virus spares NO ONE. 110
Ian @nemontemi.bsky.social · 15/07/2026The reaction to this pissed me off so much. It wasn’t award-winning, groundbreaking humor, but look at the faces behind her. Those are genuine reactions to a silly joke. I still ask my friends each election season if they have Pokémon gone to the polls yet. There are worse sins than “cringe” 070
Ian @nemontemi.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Yes, fuck our tech overlords, but Apple would have sold the shit out of this stuff with some mystique, “next-gen Screen Intelligence”, a 3-day event, “seamless Magic Overlay”, sexy teaser videos, “staying true to our principles”… Google: turn apps into flaoting bubbles on the “MAIN” SCREEN 010
Ian @nemontemi.bsky.social · 07/07/2026“I’m on episode 9, when does this thing start to pick up?” “Sir, the mortgage lender really needs your closing signed today” 010
Ian @nemontemi.bsky.social · 03/07/2026See also: “Data centers should not exist, posted to Bsky, don’t forget to follow me on X and Instagram, subscribe on Twitch and YouTube and sign up for my Patreon” 000
Reposted by Ianellie lockhart (she/they) @eleanor.lockhart.contact · 24/06/2026I’m an American patriot first and foremost, which means I sincerely believe we can have a society where every type of person from every type of background can live together and work together and thrive together. That’s my ideology and it’s what I fight for. 518933
Ian @nemontemi.bsky.social · 09/06/2026I love Apple release days because I get to hear whiny, deranged complaints like: - still no SCSI port on the watch, smh - when are we going to be able to change the default airplane mode icon?? - native Fortran support WHEN??? - 16 exabyte file size limit, THIS is why people choose Android 110