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WELPH let’s see if this one sticks.

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Nella @nellachronism.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I am paying for MyFitnessPal so I can use the barcode scan, if folks have good alternatives I’d be interested!
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Nella @nellachronism.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I mean the fiber’s not a total slouch…and I still need to log my greens!
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Nella @nellachronism.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
JFC IS TODAY THE DAY I FINALLY HIT THAT LUDICROUS PROTEIN GOAL?????
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Nella @nellachronism.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Ok so.... Maple syrup added after is better than adding sugar beforehand. Needs WAY more cinnamon (alas I used the last I had!). Very easy to burn, so keep a better eye on it! Less like granola, more like grape nuts but strangely addictive. Now curious about making a bread crumb sub with tofu.
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Nella @nellachronism.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I pretty much am desperate for a desserty crunch to add to my yogurt.
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Nella @nellachronism.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
More like small tofu crumbles with baking spices and a tablespoon of sugar, though I probably should have tossed them with Maple syrup instead
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Nella @nellachronism.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I'm attempting to make a granola substitute using super firm tofu. No one tell me if this is a common recipe/hack, I haven't googled it at ALL I'm going on Vibes Alone.
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B @judi-hench.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Meme from Peaky Blinders. Cillian Murphy is instructing his men, "No hate-watching! No! Fucking! Hate! Watching!"
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Racheline Maltese @racheline.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Your periodic reminder that the decision to pursue a professional ballet career happens at similar or earlier age to most youth gender affirming care and has significantly more lifetime impact on peer socialization, how the body looks and overall health than social transition and puberty blockers.
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Nella @nellachronism.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
On a lighter note I’m SHOCKED I only have 3 rosaries but I can recall the history of each. Especially this one, my very first rosary—my mom tagged my name on it for our 1st grade monthly Mass. Anyway October is Blessed Mary’s month: Do Better For All Humans, Mom Is Always Praying, don’t be a dick
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Nella @nellachronism.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I am literally taking out a rosary I haven't touched in years to pray for this shit because I'm so so tired and I guess only Mother Mary can sit with me right now in this BULLSHIT
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Nella @nellachronism.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If there is one Catholic thing I hold onto with both hands in the darkest hours of my life it is that we are all human and judgment is not for me to decide. Justice must be restorative in this life or we’re just being fucks
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Nella @nellachronism.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I was raise so pro-life I was too womb-to-tomb for my fucking prolife club in college because I wanted to fight for adults and not just babies but anyway if you aren’t horrified for Christa Pike in Tennessee get out. Colleen Slemmer’s death was a horror but this isn’t justice it’s just vengeance.
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Nella @nellachronism.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It was #FinishTheDamnGameMonth over at @spritesanddice.bsky.social, and I committed to finishing Spiritfarer. I had originally picked it up Nov 2021 but then grief and life just sort of got in the way. Glad years later I've finally finished it, but it sure did get me at the very end. Damn good game.
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Nella @nellachronism.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You tell me!!!
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Nella @nellachronism.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
What if I started a grove of native species that I found around NYC but to get to it you had to pass through all the non-native ones I plucked but preserved then hung upside down to brush against you like I was in fact a serial killer. What then?
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Nella @nellachronism.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Which reminds me, one day I'll take you both beach plum picking and we'll make a mess of jam. ONE DAY!!!!
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Nella @nellachronism.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Going to die mad at the vet that told our friend the wee girl cat we’re going to adopt had a neurological issue that we couldn’t do anything about. GUESS WHAT BITCH IT WAS JUST SWIMMERS SYNDROME AND AFTER A *WEEK* OF TAPING AND PT SHE’S DOING GREAT!! Look at Evie go!
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Nella @nellachronism.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Rick And Morty: Morty Says 'I'm In'
ALT: Rick And Morty: Morty Says 'I'm In'
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Nella @nellachronism.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This however strengthens my instinct to categorize queer relationships as "ok so...who is of the Summer Court, and who is of the Winter Court? *waggles eyebrows * "
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Nella @nellachronism.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
In other news, I WILL be planting things in my garden beds to try to keep alive overwinter like I did last year, because it was exactly spiteful enough to get me through to spring. Nothing tastes better than kale that survived the Teens°F
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Nella @nellachronism.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Holding onto how happy I am for you fall bitches that the NY weather is begging for sweaters and hot drinks right now, and that soon, Halloween will be here, because otherwise I'll just be a depressed pile of goo that summer is over and only cold and darkness remains.
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Nella @nellachronism.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I forgot to tell you based on cost and my availability I’m going to not sign up for this round, but I’ve bookmarked it for later!
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Nella @nellachronism.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is so WEIRD
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Rick And Morty: Morty Says 'I'm In'
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Nella @nellachronism.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I love the games and this movie is so far removed from that lore while still capturing what I love about the horrors of the pre RE4 games. Although, it also kinda feels like if you dropped Ethan Winters in RE2 instead of Leon.
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Nella @nellachronism.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I CANNOT hype up the new RESIDENT EVIL movie enough, but OOOF if you have any anxiety about parenthood and kids, be forewarned.
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Nella @nellachronism.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
👀👀👀 I don’t think our schedules align a lot but I’d be willing to check it out but yeaaaaaaaa I feel that
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Nella @nellachronism.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Also I need to see if there are actual records of this but dad says his dad Vito was mayor of their hometown of Vizzini for a year or two and now I’m just like, where’s the Ouiji board I need to tell my America-loving community-supporting immigrant grandpa about Mamdani—
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Nella @nellachronism.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Sometimes I think about how my dad’s dad SHOWED UP AT MY MOM’S HOUSE WHEN SHE WAS IN HS AND JUST HIS DAUGHTER’S FRIEND’S SISTER WITH THE PAPER WORK TO APPLY FOR HER CITIZENSHIP because it was that important to him as an immigrant & neighborhood leader— I’ve got to keep fighting for what we can be.
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Nella @nellachronism.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
In other news my Sicilian mom still has her green card from before she became a citizen and IDK I think that’s kinda neat
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Nella @nellachronism.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Thank you for the extra fodder in my “NYC Italian Americans aren’t the kind of actively immigrating / actually oppressed community they used to be so stop being fucking racist towards the mayor and pray for intercession from an actual fucking martyr to get over yourselves” cannon
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Nella @nellachronism.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Lindsay Ellis @lindsayellis.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ed Sheeran's bravery was so moving we decided to turn it into a fundraiser: store.dftba.com/products/tri...
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Tribute to Ed Sheeran's Bravery Fundraiser for PCRF Tote Bag
Ed Sheeran’s “I am not complicit.” tote bag has people asking a lot of questions already answered by the tote bag. All proceeds from the sale of this tote will be donated directly to Palestine Childre...
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Nella @nellachronism.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I love my bitches* But I don’t love them ‘3 in a LIRR bathroom on a moving car’ And maybe that’s on me. *femme, mens and non binary
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Nella @nellachronism.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
If it’s the same vet that missed that momma was preggers two weeks before she gave birth I RIOT
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Nella @nellachronism.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
So Evie—the girl cat in our to-be-adopted dynamic duo—may have Swimmer’s Syndrome. Which, cool cool cool, we hit the perfect point to address it if so, but the vet our friend took her to said it was just neurological and didn’t suggest even basic PT first just in case?????? ummmmm new vet pls????
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Rick CarBOOso’s Private Fire Crew @amandasmith.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
it’s almost like ciswomen aren’t inherently athletically inferior to cismen and maybe the Trans Threat In Sports has been hallucinated by 37 bigots with bullhorns
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Nella @nellachronism.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Oh, oh they got all the soft pets until we had to give them back to mommy for milk
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Nella @nellachronism.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Yes but, I am weak
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Nella @nellachronism.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Someone please explain WHY, after 10 YEARS, my cats only NOW have started acting like a DnD player that keeps forgetting the NPCs don’t have darkvision. I don’t want to freakin’ kick you on the way to the bathroom!!!! Move bitch, get out the way!!!!
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Nella @nellachronism.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
We are TENTATIVELY (about 90%) certain we are going to adopt these little 3 weeks old old gattini once they are weened from mom and name them Jonathan and Evie from THE MUMMY (1999). If all goes according to plan they’ll be home just before Halloween (Evie has the whiter face)
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Nella @nellachronism.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
LET’S!!!!
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Practical Magic: Blender Fun
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Nella @nellachronism.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Rewatching the first PRACTICAL MAGIC and becoming Stockard Channing’s Aunt Frances is still a life goal.
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Nella @nellachronism.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Actually “invented” was the totally wrong word, but my god did we glomp Edgelorddom and run with it.
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Nella @nellachronism.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Oh my GOD we really did love those stupid fucking dead baby jokes back then JFC
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Nella @nellachronism.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I had a friend in high school write the “oh my god they killed Kenny” meme on a front page newspaper the next day. I Don’t Know if Millennials invented Edgelord nonsense in an attempt to make sense of our fucked up world but by god like Bane we were born in it, molded by it.
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Nella @nellachronism.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Oh I’m gonna have to check out of social media extra hard this year starting RIGHT NOW and until the 9/12, got it, ok, cool cool cool
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Nella @nellachronism.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
My character had already imprinted on this town and mayor SO HARD before this was decided, I'm FUCKED.
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Nella @nellachronism.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Last session our DnD Group decided that the mayor of the town we've come to help and protect was just a dwarven Mamdani which 100% means 1) our RP is going to get so, so, SO silly 2) ALL OF OUR CHARACTERS WOULD DIE FOR THIS MAYOR NOW AND OUR DM *KNOWS* AND *WE* KNOW *HE* KNOWS-- Send help.
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Nella @nellachronism.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
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Maga Magò: Grazie! (Ti Ringrazio)
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