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neithassist.bsky.social

@neithassist.bsky.social
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apparently, i make Posts

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neithassist.bsky.social @neithassist.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
please don't!
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Fucking Every Word @everyword.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
fucking boobs
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Brain Dracula @cryptotheism.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Middle Earth doesn't even have plate tectonics. All the mountains were placed there by the Ainur or some shit. The shape of Mordor isn't "unrealistic" the world was intelligently designed by Catholic elf gods.
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neithassist.bsky.social @neithassist.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
this website is kind of bad
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neithassist.bsky.social @neithassist.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
is it like. uhh. uh. i know it may involve something called a "pussy".
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neithassist.bsky.social @neithassist.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
the thing about writing smut is that i forget what sex is
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neithassist.bsky.social @neithassist.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
nobody told me about boob growing pains
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Aditya Mukerjee 🦦 🏳️‍🌈 @chimeracoder.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.
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neithassist.bsky.social @neithassist.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
its straight up Bug Summer
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neithassist.bsky.social @neithassist.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
AWESOME!
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neithassist.bsky.social @neithassist.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
very true but really hard sentence to parse
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neithassist.bsky.social @neithassist.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
the beach is kinda the ultimate meeting of wet and dry if you think about it
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neithassist.bsky.social @neithassist.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
sorry to break the news to the one person who liked this post but me and said girlfriend have in fact amicably broken up since the creation of the post
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neithassist.bsky.social @neithassist.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
never cosplayed anything really but it could be kinda fun to be BIRDBRAIN Teto
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neithassist.bsky.social @neithassist.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
wahoo
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neithassist.bsky.social @neithassist.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
ona li sama tawa mi. jan ante li pilin e ni: oko li sike lon sinpin. ni la, oko li lukin. sina sona ala sona?
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neithassist.bsky.social @neithassist.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
i have a girlfriend now btw and she is cute and hot and silly as all hell and i love her. ok?
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neithassist.bsky.social @neithassist.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
yup <3
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neithassist.bsky.social @neithassist.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
"your postin is kindof derivative" ← my woke nonbinary younger brother, once again
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neithassist.bsky.social @neithassist.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
head clean off* ↑ my woke nonbinary younger brother again
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neithassist.bsky.social @neithassist.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
"your posts are righteous at worst" ← my woke nonbinary younger borther
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neithassist.bsky.social @neithassist.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
cj the x is always excellent, they did one recently on the dub of kiki's delivery service but iirc it got copyright claimed
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neithassist.bsky.social @neithassist.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
ok. yay <3
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neithassist.bsky.social @neithassist.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
true!
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neithassist.bsky.social @neithassist.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
my nut's been hurting. do you think if its cancer theyll let me get free bottom surgery
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neithassist.bsky.social @neithassist.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
o7 epiku a
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neithassist.bsky.social @neithassist.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
looooooon ("yuuuuup" lon toki Inli)
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neithassist.bsky.social @neithassist.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
is this anything
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neithassist.bsky.social @neithassist.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
ramona flowers voice if you want to date me you might need to learn toki pona
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neithassist.bsky.social @neithassist.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
fuuuuck
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neithassist.bsky.social @neithassist.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
o kama sona sona.pona.la/wiki/Recomme...
sona.pona.la
Recommended learning resources - sona pona
The following is a curated list of learning resources for Toki Pona, based on recommendations from educators on the kama sona learning server on Discord. There are...
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neithassist.bsky.social @neithassist.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
mi toki pona lon tenpo wan la jan ale li olin e mi???? wawa ni o ike ala e mi
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neithassist.bsky.social @neithassist.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
pali pi lipu Post li pona kin
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neithassist.bsky.social @neithassist.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
mi sitelen e nimi "toki pona" la jan li lukin e lipu Post mi. ni li ale ala ale?
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neithassist.bsky.social @neithassist.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
and im kind of a pervert :D
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neithassist.bsky.social @neithassist.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
o Post kepeken toki pona
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neithassist.bsky.social @neithassist.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
if you want to date me you have to read my seven evil Posts
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neithassist.bsky.social @neithassist.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
uhhh uhhh. well hes in heaven right
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neithassist.bsky.social @neithassist.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
on it boss
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neithassist.bsky.social @neithassist.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
*gets one single like* woah... i'm in the big leagus now!!!
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neithassist.bsky.social @neithassist.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
the girls love my stream-of-consciousness style Posting, actually
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neithassist.bsky.social @neithassist.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
should i get a profile picture or something
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neithassist.bsky.social @neithassist.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
controversial opinion but jesus christ is, sadly, not woke. he is actually, stay with me, dead
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neithassist.bsky.social @neithassist.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
hiii
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neithassist.bsky.social @neithassist.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
another day of nobody noticing my Posts. oh well
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neithassist.bsky.social @neithassist.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
so what if i dont pass the turing test? you know who else doesnt pass the turing test? zane ninjago. cause he's got a panel in his chest and sometimes hes silver and shiny. but he has friends. this says a lot about society
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neithassist.bsky.social @neithassist.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
this is presuming that one or more of you is a real person of course. this day and age, anyone could be a bot. even your own mother
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neithassist.bsky.social @neithassist.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
if i ever forget to capitalize the word Post i need you all to bite my head off
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neithassist.bsky.social @neithassist.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
i will make some sort of divine tower of babel style Post
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neithassist.bsky.social @neithassist.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
sorry to all my followers one day i will learn how to Post good
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