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neithassist.bsky.social

@neithassist.bsky.social
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apparently, i make Posts

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Fucking Every Word @everyword.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
fucking boobs
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Brain Dracula @cryptotheism.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Middle Earth doesn't even have plate tectonics. All the mountains were placed there by the Ainur or some shit. The shape of Mordor isn't "unrealistic" the world was intelligently designed by Catholic elf gods.
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neithassist.bsky.social @neithassist.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
this website is kind of bad
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neithassist.bsky.social @neithassist.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
the thing about writing smut is that i forget what sex is
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neithassist.bsky.social @neithassist.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
nobody told me about boob growing pains
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Aditya Mukerjee 🦦 🏳️‍🌈 @chimeracoder.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.
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neithassist.bsky.social @neithassist.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
its straight up Bug Summer
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neithassist.bsky.social @neithassist.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
the beach is kinda the ultimate meeting of wet and dry if you think about it
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neithassist.bsky.social @neithassist.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
never cosplayed anything really but it could be kinda fun to be BIRDBRAIN Teto
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neithassist.bsky.social @neithassist.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
i have a girlfriend now btw and she is cute and hot and silly as all hell and i love her. ok?
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neithassist.bsky.social @neithassist.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
my nut's been hurting. do you think if its cancer theyll let me get free bottom surgery
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neithassist.bsky.social @neithassist.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
ramona flowers voice if you want to date me you might need to learn toki pona
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neithassist.bsky.social @neithassist.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
mi toki pona lon tenpo wan la jan ale li olin e mi???? wawa ni o ike ala e mi
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neithassist.bsky.social @neithassist.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
mi sitelen e nimi "toki pona" la jan li lukin e lipu Post mi. ni li ale ala ale?
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neithassist.bsky.social @neithassist.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
and im kind of a pervert :D
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neithassist.bsky.social @neithassist.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
if you want to date me you have to read my seven evil Posts
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neithassist.bsky.social @neithassist.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
*gets one single like* woah... i'm in the big leagus now!!!
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neithassist.bsky.social @neithassist.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
the girls love my stream-of-consciousness style Posting, actually
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neithassist.bsky.social @neithassist.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
should i get a profile picture or something
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neithassist.bsky.social @neithassist.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
controversial opinion but jesus christ is, sadly, not woke. he is actually, stay with me, dead
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neithassist.bsky.social @neithassist.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
another day of nobody noticing my Posts. oh well
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neithassist.bsky.social @neithassist.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
so what if i dont pass the turing test? you know who else doesnt pass the turing test? zane ninjago. cause he's got a panel in his chest and sometimes hes silver and shiny. but he has friends. this says a lot about society
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neithassist.bsky.social @neithassist.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
if i ever forget to capitalize the word Post i need you all to bite my head off
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neithassist.bsky.social @neithassist.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
sorry to all my followers one day i will learn how to Post good
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neithassist.bsky.social @neithassist.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
they should make a disco elysium about being a computer-addicted tgirl. and in that game you can play disco elysium. within the game
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neithassist.bsky.social @neithassist.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Posting is kinda of meditative i think. do you think.?
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neithassist.bsky.social @neithassist.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
i wish women were real
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neithassist.bsky.social @neithassist.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
she lets me hit it because i say things like "woagh" and "yay"
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neithassist.bsky.social @neithassist.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
did you hear they invented a new thing?
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neithassist.bsky.social @neithassist.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
the thing is my username on bluesky is the username i use for pervert things. so like what even is my brand
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neithassist.bsky.social @neithassist.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
biddlediddlediddlediddlediddle-dop ↑ my favourite lyric of the instrumental song im listening to right now
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neithassist.bsky.social @neithassist.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
why the hell would anybody follow me all i do on this website is make mediocre Posts and follow artists
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neithassist.bsky.social @neithassist.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
if only drawing was easy
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neithassist.bsky.social @neithassist.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
who in rock is a lady's modesty is not transgender and autistic and gay
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neithassist.bsky.social @neithassist.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
maybe if my Posts are good enough a beautiful woman will notice and then do some kind of thing to me
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neithassist.bsky.social @neithassist.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
white boys with undiagnosed something are drawn to a lack of uppercase letters like i am to a nonsensical simile
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neithassist.bsky.social @neithassist.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
my theory is that bluesky can be my Posting website. where i Post
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neithassist.bsky.social @neithassist.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
tina isemi rockisalady'smodesty,,, your blue hair and autism eyes delight me so
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neithassist.bsky.social @neithassist.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
why is the post button all the way over there
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