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"I don't know him and I've never met him."

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Definitely got some good potential and seemed to have a good attitude, I assume that's why we forked out, what? £1.25m on him? And there he is, developing his couch surfing technique at Bradford. I'd have rather we sent him to a mid-table League One side where he is more likely to get game time.

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I hope we recall Hayden Matthews in January. It doesn't look like the poor lad has been featured in any of Bradford's League One squads, let alone the starting line up. Looks like we've taken loan advice from Spurs. Sending a prospect for game time to a club well stocked in that position #Pompey

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In other shocking news, water is wet!

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Hang on, isn't there a big beautiful ocean in between the US and Iran? So why was he so worried about them that he started a war with them? He's a fucking moron.

I didn't realise Katie Hopkins had moved into German politics.

Neil Tansley @neiltansley.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Don't worry, I'm sure a private equity firm will come in, pump loads of money in before asset stripping it to make more back and then sell it on to someone else.

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Neil Tansley @neiltansley.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Is it my favourite flavour? No Is it a very nice flavour? Absolutely yes. Gimme Häagen-Dazs vanilla all day.

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I'm hoping Marezi is fit enough to start the next game. He looks better than Bishop, even after just coming back from an injury.

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I have always said I thought Bielica was an odd signing when we had Bursik. Pissing away money needlessly which could've been spent elsewhere, even if it was a few hundred thousand.

Absolutely. There didn't seem to be any real drive or desire to counter attack them quickly and try and punish them, particularly in the second half.

Yeah we need him back to form asap. We don't want to solely rely on Swanson at RB.

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I think Schmid having that run of games out of the side really helped him. Took away his complacency. Our prized assets seem to be our least impressive performers this season. Wouldn't drop Swanson for Devlin based on that sub appearance.

Yeah I agree. He was incredibly wasteful. Also wasn't impressed with Devlin when he came on.

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Really frustrated that we couldn't capitalise on the player advantage. Would've kept RKM on over Segecic. I think Marezi should've come on earlier. Bailey looked decent. Good to see Anderson back, had a positive impact. We didn't play badly, but definitely something still missing. #Pompey

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For me Marezi is so much better than Bishop. More likely to win battles with defenders and shows more desire to chase after the ball. If he hadn't just got back from injury, I would've started him today. #Pompey

I suppose that's because she knows that 18% is the highest she'll get 😂

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You can tell the Southampton fans don't go to school, they don't know what a fucking hand is. #Pompey

I want to see us wind them up more. If I was playing, especially up top, I'd be winding their defenders up, mimicking them every time they complain.

Bragg is a fucking stupid defender. No Southampton fans can argue with his two yellow card offences. #Pompey

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Neil Tansley @neiltansley.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I'm hoping the team shows up today, makes it incredibly difficult for them and either grind out a draw or a plucky 1-0 win (Bishop in injury time)

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After Reform, I suspect they'll either crawl back to Kemi, or crawl to Rupert. Though I hope they all end up in the political wilderness and lose their seats, especially Suella as she's my MP.

Neil Tansley @neiltansley.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Trump is so old and has been president for so long that he managed to get the Egypt-Ethiopia war to end in 1876.

Neil Tansley @neiltansley.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

I would still back 2029. Assuming Reform starts to tank in the polling, it'll be interesting to see how Restore then do. I wouldn't be risking such a big majority needlessly if I felt I could do something with it before I was legally required to hold an election.

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Neil Tansley @neiltansley.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I don't care about getting help from AI, all I want is a user friendly layout to find programmes.

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Neil Tansley @neiltansley.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Much like Jenrick and Braverman, she suffers from PML - Power Memory Lapse. Even more amazing to think that they had a decent majority for quite a bit of that time too, so don't really have any excuses.

Neil Tansley @neiltansley.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Borrowed Corbyn's magic money tree? Obviously as it's useful for the Tories, it's okay to be used.

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Neil Tansley @neiltansley.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Is this the same party who said Jeremy Corbyn's Labour were trying to fund their policies with a magic money tree?

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Neil Tansley @neiltansley.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I think I heard Jack the Ripper conducted an internal investigation of his own crimes and came to the conclusion he broke no laws.

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Neil Tansley @neiltansley.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

She shifts the Tories more towards the policies of Reform, so in my mind there's no doubt she'd do a deal with Reform. You don't move your party more in the direction of one you wouldn't do a deal with.

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Suella Braverman, happy to simplify how genders work, but wants to overcomplicate how nationalities work.

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Jordan @jordanpfot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

But would be great for a company that deals in the destruction of documents 🔥

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Omg Kate Garraway gagged her with that question

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I do wish they've given Oli Dugmore more opportunities to speak. He always gets his point across well. His takedowns of Braverman were great.

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I only pay 1% in currently because I'm aware I need to save for my pension, but there's no point if I can't afford living in the here and now. I'd also rather put any spare money into savings because then I have access to it in an emergency. Private pensions aren't particularly appealing.

Neil Tansley @neiltansley.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Shame that she didn't choose to have a by-election after changing party. Though I'm sure there are enough racists in this area to vote her back in, rather ironically.

Neil Tansley @neiltansley.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Unfortunately this horrible woman is my MP.

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Neil Tansley @neiltansley.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Ahh a man whose business is a Private Equity Firm, the cancer to all good economies. Tell you what, seeing as he hates this country so much, why don't we ban his company from having any stakes in companies operating in this country?

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Neil Tansley @neiltansley.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I guess the EU would have two options regarding the UK and Schengen. Either convince RoI to join it too, or accept it's not possible given the common travel area. Or I guess they could hope for a united Ireland.

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Yep that's another one. Maybe a return of the Chagos Islands deal too?

Does anyone in Japan ask how things will be funded? Their debt to GDP is over double ours. We can always find the money, but make sure there's an economic benefit to it. Better NHS = fewer people off sick from work Better social care = more people back in work as fewer need to be home carers.

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I instantly thought of Japan when I heard this. Bond markets don't think we're a risk to lend to, because we have the 5th biggest economy in the world. Same way as Japan has the 4th and the US has the biggest. If they see the economic benefits of investment, they won't panic.

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I expect them all to double down on the boats and defence spending.

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Now I need to change mine again 🤣

Really struggling to create my own. Every time I see someone else's it reminds me of another game I love. One thing I have realised, games used to be a hell of a lot better than they are today.

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Incredible to think of what's happened to this country in the 12 years since this.

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