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Neil Tansley

@neiltansley.bsky.social
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Pompey fan. Full of ideas without the discipline to complete one.

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Jordan @jordanpfot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Omg Kate Garraway gagged her with that question
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Neil Tansley @neiltansley.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If the Premier League and English football as a whole, is to maintain any sort of order, then Man City need to be relegated a few divisions. Make sure clubs will be scared to do what City have done.
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Neil Tansley @neiltansley.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
For those in this country who think the people arriving on boats are 'invaders', let me remind you that the Tories chronically underfunded the country for 14 years and Reform would be worse. If you think that underfunding the country will prevent the boats, I have a bridge to sell you.
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PissTake Peg 😏 @partnumber2.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I guess the flag-shagging gammonatti wont be watching this…
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Neil Tansley @neiltansley.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Bit of a hectic day today. But thank you to Hampshire police for their assistance. Not every day your tyre bursts on the motorway and you need police assistance getting it somewhere safe. Also thank you to the kind man in the blue Ford who checked to see if my wife and I were okay.
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Neil Tansley @neiltansley.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Listened back to PMQs. Kemi Badenochq "We need to fund our defence, not spend all of it on welfare." Who said we want to spend all of it on welfare? No one. Sounds to me like she wants to spend less on education, health, housing, and instead put up barriers to "protect us"... You know, like prison
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Neil Tansley @neiltansley.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I will need to listen again to this PMQs as I think, and this is hardly surprising, Kemi Badenoch may have potentially scored a massive own goal. Hopefully someone takes advantage of it.
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Neil Tansley @neiltansley.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Regarding the Bielik incident yesterday. I'd like to see a lengthy ban imposed on him. I don't care if it was actually his shoulder or not, you don't put your hands on a fan. As for the referee saying he saw the whole thing clearly, yeah, he needs a ban too. #Pompey
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Neil Tansley @neiltansley.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Great to see us get a result when we needed one. Definitely need an experienced CB in with either Arthur or Dia, whether it's Shaughnessy, Poole or even Ogilvie, I don't mind, I just don't want us to repeat that combo this season. Now let's try and build some momentum heading into October. #Pompey
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Neil Tansley @neiltansley.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Can we recall Bursik? #Pompey
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Neil Tansley @neiltansley.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I can see this being Mousinho's final season at #Pompey. But whereas previously I'd expect a team to take him off us, I suspect he'll be getting the sack at some point this season. One dimensional tactically, and now he's been backed, he doesn't have that excuse to fall back on.
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Neil Tansley @neiltansley.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Heartbroken about the news regarding Alan Knight. Legend often gets used for players who are greats, but not quite legends, this isn't one of those cases. He isn't just any old Pompey legend, he is The Legend. RIP Knightsie.
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Neil Tansley @neiltansley.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Finally! Marezi coming on for Bishop. Time to get him used to the system and give him more minutes. #Pompey
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Neil Tansley @neiltansley.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Sounds like Mousinho rates Segs at around £9m-£10m given the quote "There’s been some players moving for good money this summer - and we rank Segs right up there." Brooks £10m Galbraith £10m Dobbin £9m. Segs is younger than all of them, though not by much, and only Dobbin is close in goals #Pompey
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Neil Tansley @neiltansley.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I'd be surprised if we go for Tyrese Shade. Lincoln reportedly had £2m bids rejected, I don't see us paying that for a player that I've only seen us linked with since Waddingham got injured. I'd say it'd be smarter to do what Lincoln have gone and done and found a PL loan signing. #Pompey
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Neil Tansley @neiltansley.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Looks like Tonda Eckert isn't such a good manager when he can't cheat.
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Neil Tansley @neiltansley.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Oh #Pompey. What the hell are we doing? Did we not have anyone other than Graham who we wanted to buy at CB?
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Neil Tansley @neiltansley.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Do the people of Clacton get those warning alarms on their phones every time Nigel Farage is in the constituency? I assume they don't have to worry about hearing it that often.
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Neil Tansley @neiltansley.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Farage has such contempt for Clacton that he can't even be bothered to show up for the count. Reform UK spokesperson said Essex Police advised not to go as there was a credible threat against him, but apparently Essex Police didn't advise that. Fuck Farage, Fuck Reform, Fuck Clacton.
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Neil Tansley @neiltansley.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I've seen Ben Killip has signed a new deal at Portsmouth, that must mean the end of Bursik. But who will take him while he is injured? #Pompey
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Neil Tansley @neiltansley.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
We need a winger, and Jacob Murphy's future at Newcastle is up in the air. Come on Mousinho, come on Josh, you know what to do. #Pompey
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Neil Tansley @neiltansley.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I do have some doubts about Abu Kamara's return to Portsmouth. £2.5m for a player who didn't exactly do well at Hull, in the league we're currently in doesn't fill me with loads of hope. However, I do want to see him do brilliantly for us as he did in League One. #Pompey
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Neil Tansley @neiltansley.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Whoever is having a BBQ at the moment, please fuck off.
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Neil Tansley @neiltansley.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Insulted that the BBC went through a list of potential replacements for Infantino at FIFA and didn't even bother to include me in it.
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Neil Tansley @neiltansley.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
The Asian Football Confederation joins UEFA and CONCACAF in opposing the plans for private investment in FIFA tournaments. Looks like it's over before it even truly began. Now it's time for Infantino to go.
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Neil Tansley @neiltansley.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
If anyone doesn't understand how horrifically toxic private investment/equity is, they are the kind of people who are obsessed with a return on their investment. They will stop at nothing to get it. Reducing prize money, increasing frequency of tournaments and ticket prices will not be off limits.
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Neil Tansley @neiltansley.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
While I still think the remaining members of FIFA would be in favour, just so they can get some money, I'm not sure how pleased investors would be if there's a World Cup with no UEFA countries in it. Sure it increases the chances of other teams doing well, but a huge chunk of quality is gone.
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Neil Tansley @neiltansley.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I can see FIFA's plans to bring in private investors leading to the demise of club football. They'd be pushing for more frequent World Cups, with more nations in it, to maximise revenue and that'll eventually see the need to shrink the club football calendar down so much that eventually it stops.
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Neil Tansley @neiltansley.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
In theory, I don't mind our away kit. However it reminds me too much of the away kit of the scum down the road for me to actually buy into it. #Pompey
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Neil Tansley @neiltansley.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
The signing of Marezi has made me ridiculously excited for the season. Feels like a real statement signing from the club. I'd be putting him into the Carabao Cup match against West Ham. It's a free hit and gives him a chance to experience English football before the league kicks off #Pompey
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Neil Tansley @neiltansley.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
This has been Messi for this entire match. #SPAARG #WorldCup
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Neil Tansley @neiltansley.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Argentina are pathetic losers. I guess they're gutted they spent all that money on Infantino to only then lose the final.
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Neil Tansley @neiltansley.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Messi went missing when he was needed the most. This Argentina side might be the worst to have ever reached the final. 2 shots in 120 minutes of football, all that attacking talent and they couldn't be fucked to attack. Fuck them. Congratulations Spain #SPAARG #WorldCup
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Neil Tansley @neiltansley.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Fuck you Argentina!!!!!!
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Neil Tansley @neiltansley.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
This is absolutely disgusting officiating. Even Blatter wasn't this fucking obvious with his corruption.
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Neil Tansley @neiltansley.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Enzo Fernandez is such a prick, glad he's been sent off. But I'd threaten to send more Argentina players off if he keeps fucking protesting and doesn't get off the pitch.
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Neil Tansley @neiltansley.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Messi runs into Laporte and gets a free kick, fuck me this is far too deliberate.
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Neil Tansley @neiltansley.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Given her relationships with both Argentinian and Spanish men in the past, I think this game should be known as the 'Shakira Derby'. #SPAARG #WorldCup
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Neil Tansley @neiltansley.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
This Argentina team would be hopeless if they played a match with a referee that had a spine.
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Neil Tansley @neiltansley.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
MacAllister is such a little cunt it's unbelievable. One of many reasons why I dislike Liverpool.
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Neil Tansley @neiltansley.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
How are they not getting booked for this shit? #FuckFifa #SPAARG #FifaWorldCup #WorldCup
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Neil Tansley @neiltansley.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Already seeing the referee favouring Argentina. Come on Spain, fuck them up. #SPAARG #FifaWorldCup #WorldCup
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Neil Tansley @neiltansley.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I've seen that #Pompey have struggled to fulfill some of the friendly fixtures due to our injuries. At this point, I'm happy to be a trialist with no expectation of being signed, just so we can sell some players and still fulfill our friendly fixtures.
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Neil Tansley @neiltansley.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
A good game between two respectful teams. This is what the final should've been. Shall we all pretend it is? #FRAENG #WorldCup
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Neil Tansley @neiltansley.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I'm starting to think club football might be a big problem with our national team. The players are so used to playing it around the back to keep possession and not clearing it properly, that the result is greater pressure. Clearly our defence isn't good enough to cope with pressure like that.
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Neil Tansley @neiltansley.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Time to dissect not just the game against Argentina, but the tournament as a whole. Personally, I don't think Messi was outstanding in that game, we kept him quiet for the most part until we decided to sit back. We didn't see anywhere near what Maradona did back in 86. He was allowed to do the...
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Neil Tansley @neiltansley.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I will do a full break down of where I think England went wrong in that second half, particularly after we scored. Several points which need to be addressed.
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Neil Tansley @neiltansley.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Someone get Delap out of Chelsea, we need him playing regularly ahead of 2030.
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Neil Tansley @neiltansley.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
We need to learn to stop sitting on 1-0 leads. It doesn't fucking work. You know they need to come out and attack, make sure you effectively counter attack them. Exploit the space that opens up. Saka, Rashford, Madueke all sat on the bench who could've offered something as soon as we scored.
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Neil Tansley @neiltansley.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
This is also why I hate passing it around the back, you get pressed into mistakes and you're further away from your target...their goal.
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