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Neil Weinstein

@neilnfw.bsky.social
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Dad, Husband, Accountant, Unabashed Mariners Fan, Minstrel, and ex-Baseball Commissioner. Can we go to the coast today?

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Neil Weinstein @neilnfw.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Huh. And I didn’t think there was anything worse than host Dakota Johnson. Then the musical guests started…. #SNL
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Neil Weinstein @neilnfw.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If there is a five timers club for worst host ever, Dakota Johnson is IN. #SNL
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Neil Weinstein @neilnfw.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
You can talk about all the positives in this game until you turn blue. Fact is, five game losing streak when they need to win every damn game. #Mariners #FireWilson #ToughOneTonight
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Neil Weinstein @neilnfw.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Wait, wait, so you can bunt the runner from second to third? Does Dan Wilson know about this strategy? #Mariners
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Neil Weinstein @neilnfw.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Weston Wilson is a waste of a roster spot. The #Mariners could go out and find a drunk Red Sox fan on Lansdowne Street and he would be a better batter and third baseman than Weston “I belong in Tacoma” Wilson. And thanks, Brendan Donovan, you’ve been a real help this year.
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Neil Weinstein @neilnfw.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Hey Julio, hey Cal, do you see how that simple fly ball scores the runner from third base when there are less than two outs? Just wanted to make sure you were aware that could happen. Seems that the Red Sox understand that. Pretty amazing that two of our “best” hitters don’t. #Mariners
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Neil Weinstein @neilnfw.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
No lead is safe. #Mariners
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Neil Weinstein @neilnfw.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
It’s really too bad that Michael Rucker doesn’t have a good rhyme to describe his pitching. Let’s find one: Sucker Cucker (more like Cuck-ee) MotherFucker Schmucker Pucker (as in “Pucker up, Michael, here comes the home run) Sucker (I know I said it but DAMN, he sucks). #Mariners #NiceFuckingPen
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Neil Weinstein @neilnfw.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Watching Freddy Peralta pitch makes me nostalgic for the wonderful half season of production we got from Adam Lind. #Mariners
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Neil Weinstein @neilnfw.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Hey #TraitorsUK, that Seer twist kind of sucked the life out of the game.
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Neil Weinstein @neilnfw.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
So #Survivor gave Cirie a trophy? Well, at least she won something. Unless this is a preview of Survivor 51: This Time We Make Sure Cirie Wins.
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Neil Weinstein @neilnfw.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
I'm saying it. #Mariners #FireWilson #Mariners #FireWilson #Mariners #FireWilson #Mariners #FireWilson #Mariners #FireWilson #Mariners #FireWilson #Mariners #FireWilson #Mariners #FireWilson #Mariners #FireWilson #Mariners #FireWilson #Mariners #FireWilson #Mariners #FireWilson #Mariners #FireWilson
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Neil Weinstein @neilnfw.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
@americanair.bsky.social Your baggage service at BNA is an embarrassment. Been waiting over 30 minutes.
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Neil Weinstein @neilnfw.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
These are the saddest of possible bats: Refsnyder, Garber, and Joe. #Mariners
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Neil Weinstein @neilnfw.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
#mariners #CutRefsnyder #mariners #CutRefsnyder #mariners #CutRefsnyder #mariners #CutRefsnyder #mariners #CutRefsnyder #mariners #CutRefsnyder #mariners #CutRefsnyder #mariners #CutRefsnyder #mariners #CutRefsnyder #mariners #CutRefsnyder #mariners #CutRefsnyder #mariners #CutRefsnyder
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Neil Weinstein @neilnfw.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
I would take Luke Raley and Dom Canzone batting vs. LH pitching for the rest of my life over having to see one more Rob Refnsyder strikout as a pinch hitter. #Mariners
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Neil Weinstein @neilnfw.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Not so hot takes: musical guests make sucky #SNL hosts.
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Neil Weinstein @neilnfw.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
For those of you in the Kalshi prediction market who predicted that I would take a dump within the next ten minutes, congratulations, you've made money today.
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Neil Weinstein @neilnfw.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
So when will #Mariners TV be available to stream for those who already have Comcast? Just like Root sports app was.
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Neil Weinstein @neilnfw.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Chalking up another L as in Legumina. #Mariners
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Neil Weinstein @neilnfw.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Good bye Cole Wilcox. #Mariners
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Neil Weinstein @neilnfw.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
La piedra está el suck. #mariners
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Neil Weinstein @neilnfw.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
I just can’t anymore. #Mariners
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Neil Weinstein @neilnfw.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
The absolute futility of the #Mariners is so aggravating. Can’t hold a lead and can’t advance a runner when necessary. Fly balls and strikeouts.
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Neil Weinstein @neilnfw.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Of course he’s out. #Mariners
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Neil Weinstein @neilnfw.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Why not bunt #Mariners? Come on.
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Neil Weinstein @neilnfw.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
0 runners in scoring position through 8-1/3 innings. #Mariners
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Neil Weinstein @neilnfw.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
He’s out. Of course he’s out. #Mariners. What a stupid challenge.
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Neil Weinstein @neilnfw.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Cooper “Gas Can” Criswell. #Mariners
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Neil Weinstein @neilnfw.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Cooper “White Flag” Criswell. #Mariners
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Neil Weinstein @neilnfw.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Well the #Mariners already got their one hit so I guess this one’s over.
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Neil Weinstein @neilnfw.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
I’m guessing “hit it where they ain’t” is no longer a part of the #Mariners hitting philosophy.
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Neil Weinstein @neilnfw.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Hey #Manischewitz, instead of writing in REALLY small print on the can of matzah meal "Not for Passover Use," why don't you just label it FLOUR?
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Neil Weinstein @neilnfw.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
The hitless wonders have returned. #Mariners #ZombieMariners
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Neil Weinstein @neilnfw.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Can the #Mariners ask for Harry Ford back? #Ferrersucks
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Nathan HawkBlogger @nathanhb.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
It's 2:41 PM on Tuesday, March 24th. The Seattle Mariners play baseball in approximately 53.5 hours. Do you know where on-air you can watch them play? You do not, because they haven't told you. The future rocks.
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Neil Weinstein @neilnfw.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
When the #SNL cameo gets a two minute applause and I have no idea who it is…..
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Neil Weinstein @neilnfw.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Hi, @mariners.com. If the spring training games are on Mariners.TV and Mariners.TV channels are not available on cable or satellite, does that mean cable and satellite viewers don't get to watch spring training games without purchasing Mariners.TV (which they otherwise wouldn't have to purchase?)
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Neil Weinstein @neilnfw.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
@microsoft.com What the HELL did you do to all my keyboard shortcuts?
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Neil Weinstein @neilnfw.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Cut Woolen now. #Seahawks. #Unacceptable
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Neil Weinstein @neilnfw.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Well, it looks like we know who the @seattletimes-rss.bsky.social is rooting for: www.seattletimes.com/sports/nfl/b...
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Rams are going to win the Super Bowl | Commentary
The Rams are going to win the Super Bowl. Sunday's win over the Bears was the test that all championship teams must pass, columnist Bill Plaschke writes.
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Neil Weinstein @neilnfw.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Has anyone knocked on Jerry Dipoto's door to see if he's OK? #Mariners
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Neil Weinstein @neilnfw.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
There are too many advantages. And too much crying. Rudy didn’t cry. #Survivor
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Neil Weinstein @neilnfw.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
This has to be the most racist season of #Survivor.
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Neil Weinstein @neilnfw.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
#Mariners get the screw job again. #BecauseMariners
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Neil Weinstein @neilnfw.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
I'm just saying, if it had been the #Mariners, last night's game would have gone 26 innings.
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Neil Weinstein @neilnfw.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
The following day, ESPN Insider Jeff Passan reports: "Mariners trade Gilbert, Woo, and Kirby to Yankees for single-A first baseman and cash considerations."
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Neil Weinstein @neilnfw.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
If the Seattle #Mariners were a band, their one (and only) album would be entitled "Inevitable Failure."
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Martin Tupperware @wsu-a.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Rest of the nation, don't feel too bad for Mariner fans. You don't see us this far much, so there was absolutely no surprise on our end when they went to the wrong pitcher or gave up the big homerun, that's what true Mariners do. Julio swinging at ball 4 a foot outside, Cal on-deck? MARINER.
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Neil Weinstein @neilnfw.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Because #Mariners
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