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Tourism video I'd watch: "Exploring the Coastlines of Georgia and New Hampshire"

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Like, if you told me "name a college football coach who could get Falwell'd", I'd probably have Lane Kiffin as the overwhelming betting favorite, with Steve "The Duchess" Sarkisian getting better odds than you think.

With Tuberville running for governor, there's no one more desperate than Mullin for Darline Graham to win, so he can hold on to his "99th Smartest Senator" award.

Martin Tupperware @wsu-a.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I'm of the opinion that- given how Schmitt leaked his big Gotcha moment to SO MANY PEOPLE- that he told at least one of them what said gotcha was... and they saw the error, then thought, no, this man actually needs a "walk into an open manhole" debate moment.

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It would be something if the cosmic ballet had meant to give HER the cancer, but then a middling band stole her performing identity and got her illness in the exchange.

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Martin Tupperware @wsu-a.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Feels like you should be able to chip the edge of the bat/plate and establish a checkswing standard.

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An underrated "guess I see why the name brand hung on" product is cotton swabs, it's like the Q-Tip people claimed all the densely rollable cotton and other manufacturers just cut up cotton balls and glue them to the end of a stick.

The Darline Graham message should be "even in a cadre of bigots and non-residents, she is uniquely unqualified, and choosing to elect her will be both a stain on her party and on the intelligence of South Carolinians until long after her term has ended". Hold up the "SC early D primaries" for it.

I ran into a high school teacher I hadn't seen in thirty years at the grocery. She complimented my good memory, I complimented her for looking pretty similar to how she did 30 years ago.

My butter knife met a level of resistance going through that markdown cake that instantly told me I'd poorly spent those three dollars.

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"Schmitt confuses Hawks with Hawkeyes" Then I'm gonna have some questions for that kid he said was cock-eyed at the Missouri State Fair.

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Another entry in my Brothers, and Sisters, and Brothers & Sisters series; See No Evil, and Hear No Evil, and See No Evil, Hear No Evil.

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Maria Cantwell making "hey guys, lets slow this realignment merry-go-round down a bit" a big part of the College Sports bill after idly watching the Pac-12 dissolve and her state specifically get most wrecked is an all time "my cows are out of my barn, now let me help you save your cows!" moment.

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Music Jeopardy Category: OMC, OMD, or ODB?

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No matter how they discuss price increases, they NEVER mention coffee, which has been an unstoppable rocket ship of jacking up the price while they shrink quantities, shocked that... domestic coffee production hasn't closed that gap. 😂😂😂

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You can't really square the "welfare queens AND kids in mom's basement are the real fraudsters" narrative they've opted for, because those are two very separated targets to aim the same attacks at.

College gang rape- especially at elite universities- is one that punches through the silence in an insidious way, because it allows the red Working Class to play a "see what could happen if you try to better yourself?" card, that they really enjoy getting to put on the table.

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I was excited about the Treehouse of Horror meal from Jack in the Box, then I went to order and it's clearly a "$7 extra for the meal toy" situation and I have enough plastic cups that didn't cost that.

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Few things frost my "we don't really care about customers anymore" cookie like "we can't honor the case sale price on two half cases." MOTHERFUCKER, IT'S ALL YOUR STUFF.

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"We managed to get a lot of our reds from extracting color from beets..." And that's why your box of Trix now runs the color gamut from pink to maroon and tastes a little beety.

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He should have seen how a refused preseason handshake tanked a World Series favorites ENTIRE SEASON.

I'll question until I see the Eggers musical with lots of pastels and candy colors.

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The Astros cashiered their entire staff over a .500 year that ended with them IN THE PLAYOFFS. The Mariners finish 20 games off their preseason expectation, we CAN'T fire the GM, he's only had ONE... (mumbles quietly) decade. It's why the Astros have rings and the Mariners drop hot dogs.

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A video I put up ten years ago with 50 views got flagged by YouTube, so they're really going deep with AI hunting for things they can claim.

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It isn't Dan Wilson who keeps signing a different Pollack/Wong/Garver/Refsnyder to be the finishing piece. Let someone better do the last 20% that Jerry Dipoto just doesn't know how to do.

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"In other surely unrelated news, Arby's has launched a full scale marketing blitz for their new Steak Nuggets" should be the punchline to a Weekend Update joke.

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I heard that song at the fair and my immediate reaction was a "Sara Evans album cut" tier song is the biggest song ever... in 2026.

Alonzo Mourning Reacts to Miami Heat Loss

When you're a Wazzu fan watching them sink, but also knowing the Huskies have consigned themselves to being 18th out of 18 (and by a lot!) in conference revenue for half a decade;

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Alt: HOW DO YOU LET YOUR AD NEGOTIATE YOU 60%, THEN WATCH THEM LEAVE TO A COMPETITOR GETTING A FULL SHARE?

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"Vorhees knifes through the left side" I know he's been loading that one up all week.

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For the first time in at least six months, our local Kroger affiliate is selling 80/20 for 4.99 in the 3 lb. chub, it's bounced between 6 and 7/lb. all spring and summer. I am unwilling to buy that meat.

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"Having ourselves protected the millionaires from the millionaires tax, we face a gap that will be filled by a new tax on me, out of necessity. For some reason, they aren't coming to help me with the same fervor, which is why They Are Millionaires, And I Am Not."

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All I know for certain is that this John Mateer is missing passes he made in Pullman, I don't think Beefhouse Mateer was the appropriate evolution.

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A first step you could take toward addressing homelessness would be to stop letting huge property management companies get tax writeoffs on vacancies for a "market value" that happened for a month 12 years ago, and make them available at current market rates.

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Once he turns 80, he should be billed as "Samuel Old Jackson".

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In honor of this, tomorrow Max Scherzer is gonna have his oldest daughter pull him out of the game, then he'll strike her out on four pitches after he buzzes the tower to start her AB.

If you want a quick, topical ditty, doing it to the theme of Hot Blooded by Foreigner is an A+ option; Hot (something) Check it and see (A rhyme that's related To the thing in line one)

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First day of Haunted House season, the youngest is very eager to go do some scaring.

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