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Neil Hellegers

@neilhellegers.com
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Actor, Audiobook Narrator living in Brooklyn, NYC; buncha titles in LitRPG/LitFict/SciFi/Fan/Poetry; Stratfordian even without a SAQ linktr.ee/neilhellegers

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Neil Hellegers @neilhellegers.com · 01/10/2026
Okay, Ultron
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Neil Hellegers @neilhellegers.com · 27/09/2026
Eternal Darkness! So good. The sanity meter!!
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Neil Hellegers @neilhellegers.com · 03/09/2026
Headed there (ATL) right now!
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 31/08/2026
macabre = “muh-KAHB” Worcestershire = “WOOSS-ter-sheer” omnipotent = “ahm-NI-puh-tunt” reticent = “RET-uh-sunt” epitome = “ih-PIT-uh-mee” myriad = "MEER-ee-ud" Never make fun of someone if they mispronounce a word. It means they learned it by reading.
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Agata Weronika @aquedita.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
paging @sjgochenour.bsky.social and @neolithicsheep.bsky.social: I might have found the perfect book for you 😂💖
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The Demon Overlord’s Retirement Plan
The Demon Overlord retires to farm turnips in peace, only to find life in a small village far more chaotic than he ever could have anticipated in this laugh-...
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Neil Hellegers @neilhellegers.com · 27/08/2026
Clyde doesn't curse, really!
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Neil Hellegers @neilhellegers.com · 27/08/2026
But Crème brûlée?
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Neil Hellegers @neilhellegers.com · 24/08/2026
I also like Clyde as much as I like Montana. Just like I like flan as much as créme brûlée!
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Neil Hellegers @neilhellegers.com · 12/08/2026
Many thanks for listening, and very glad Eric and I can be of some comfort!
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Neil Hellegers @neilhellegers.com · 10/07/2026
Congratulations!!
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Neil Hellegers @neilhellegers.com · 24/06/2026
Oh sure now you want to acknowledge that earlier constitutional precepts are outdated and need to be changed to avoid abuse
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Neil Hellegers @neilhellegers.com · 24/06/2026
I love when people include County Paris in the...count
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Neil Hellegers @neilhellegers.com · 23/06/2026
Many thanks to the producers of this for proving that even with the cloned voice of an excellent actor, with amazing text, with four (!) producers avidly working it over, & a dozen other nicked voices (i.e. a more expensive project than with human narrators) The Odyssey still sounds utterly meh.
Headline for New York Times article titled "Would You Let AI Michael Caine Read You the 'Odyssey'"?
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 20/06/2026
Poor Tom, that eats the swimming frog, the toad, the tadpole, the wall-newt, and the water; that in the fury of his heart, when the foul fiend rages, eats cow-dung for sallets; swallows the old rat and the ditch-dog; drinks the green mantle of the standing pool
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Neil Hellegers @neilhellegers.com · 14/06/2026
~WS
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Neil Hellegers @neilhellegers.com · 14/06/2026
[Enter YORK]
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Matt McDaniel @themattmcd.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Remembering Gene Wilder, born on this day in 1933, with his unforgettable role as Jim (but most people call him... "Jim") in Mel Brooks's BLAZING SADDLES on Pluto TV: pluto.tv/us/on-demand...
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Neil Hellegers @neilhellegers.com · 11/06/2026
NBA Finals: A Wu-Tang prayer, OG Anunoby, Jose Alvarado and the greatest comeback in NBA history - Yahoo Sports share.google/tctDL8QIkh3Y...
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NBA Finals: A Wu-Tang prayer, OG Anunoby, Jose Alvarado and the greatest comeback in NBA history
There have been bigger deficits overcome on an NBA court, but none has been greater than what transpired Wednesday night in Madison Square Garden to give the Knicks a 3-1 series lead.
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Neil Hellegers @neilhellegers.com · 11/06/2026
Moments when we are all Sports People:
Picture from Yahoo News article about the Knicks game that reads:
"We know, at the end of the day, the game is not over at halftime, you know?" said Knicks forward Josh Hart. "You just want to continue to chip. You don't look at it when you're down 29 [as], 'We've got to win this game.' You look at it when you're down 29 [as], 'OK, let's get it to 20.' There's three minutes left in the third quarter, we're down 18, you're thinking, 'Let's get it to 10. And in the fourth quarter you're like, this is winning time.  Anything can happen.
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Neil Hellegers @neilhellegers.com · 16/05/2026
#peak
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Neil Hellegers @neilhellegers.com · 08/05/2026
........equation
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Neil Hellegers @neilhellegers.com · 15/04/2026
Thanks so much for listening! And love that series, genuinely unique! And my understanding is that Book 5 is considered the series conclusion, unfortunately.
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Neil Hellegers @neilhellegers.com · 15/04/2026
Ah okay, enjoy! And JordanCon is certainly recommended; come for the Jordan-ness, and stay for a fun, laid-back con where actual conversation can flow!
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Neil Hellegers @neilhellegers.com · 15/04/2026
Are you also going to JordanCon?
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Neil Hellegers @neilhellegers.com · 23/03/2026
I thought it was doomscolling but also crisiswiping
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Neil Hellegers @neilhellegers.com · 15/03/2026
Know Thy Enemy #ideasofmarch #shakespeare #rageagainstthemachine #originalpronunciation #BookSky
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Malory @maloryauthor.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Everything comes full circle… #litrpg #noir #fantasy #booksky
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Neil Hellegers @neilhellegers.com · 28/02/2026
Marshall as Officer Andy, the circle is complete
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Neil Hellegers @neilhellegers.com · 28/02/2026
Throwing 'wArFiGHteRs' back in their face 10/10 no notes
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Neil Hellegers @neilhellegers.com · 27/02/2026
Based on the lazered drone incident, we're already in inept territory
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Neil Hellegers @neilhellegers.com · 27/02/2026
Gonna be a real awkward 6 months...
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 25/02/2026
Let the doors be shut upon him, that he may play the fool no where but in ’s own house.
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Neil Hellegers @neilhellegers.com · 22/02/2026
“Th’ abuse of greatness is when it disjoins remorse from power." ‐JC #ShakespeareSunday
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Neil Hellegers @neilhellegers.com · 13/02/2026
In the Flatiron District?
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Malory @maloryauthor.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
‘Death of a Curator’ is out now! More LitRPG Murder Mystery goodness. Can Lowe solve the mystery of the murders before the whole of Soar turns into a Dungeon? #litrpg #booksky #hardboiled #noir #murdermystery #fantasy
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Omg. WTF is Happening? @lalahaenzy.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again. #Pinks #ProudBlue
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Neil Hellegers @neilhellegers.com · 28/01/2026
splitting time with the Board of Peace, I see
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Neil Hellegers @neilhellegers.com · 22/01/2026
Congratulations!!
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Neil Hellegers @neilhellegers.com · 21/01/2026
Silently hand them something dank, then solemnly intone 'קְנֵה בֹשֶׂם' and leave it at that :)
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Neil Hellegers @neilhellegers.com · 21/01/2026
Congratulations!!
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Neil Hellegers @neilhellegers.com · 15/01/2026
In truth!
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Neil Hellegers @neilhellegers.com · 08/01/2026
If we're thinking of the same sound, someone pointed out that it's the first three notes of the first line from Somewhere from West Side Story, which is, I believe, a b flat?
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Neil Hellegers @neilhellegers.com · 27/12/2025
Empire of the Sun, though!
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Neil Hellegers @neilhellegers.com · 26/12/2025
Toss in a classic "we've been wrong this whole time" and it's like 🤦
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Neil Hellegers @neilhellegers.com · 26/12/2025
You say honestly!
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Neil Hellegers @neilhellegers.com · 26/12/2025
Wheras now there's even quite a bit "wait explain it again"
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Neil Hellegers @neilhellegers.com · 18/12/2025
Witless else his sun-downing
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Neil Hellegers @neilhellegers.com · 14/12/2025
Whooooookay!
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Neil Hellegers @neilhellegers.com · 29/11/2025
"For all the compasses in the world, there's only one direction, and time is its only measure.” ― Tom Stoppard, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead
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Neil Hellegers @neilhellegers.com · 21/11/2025
Whoa Nat 20 on Charisma!!
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