Neil Hellegers @neilhellegers.com · 23/06/2026Many thanks to the producers of this for proving that even with the cloned voice of an excellent actor, with amazing text, with four (!) producers avidly working it over, & a dozen other nicked voices (i.e. a more expensive project than with human narrators) The Odyssey still sounds utterly meh. 020
Neil Hellegers @neilhellegers.com · 15/03/2026Know Thy Enemy #ideasofmarch #shakespeare #rageagainstthemachine #originalpronunciation #BookSky 070
Neil Hellegers @neilhellegers.com · 18/10/2025just some documentation of our decidedly non-monarchial constitutional republic for no reason #originalpronunciation #usconstitution #nokings #narrator 030
Neil Hellegers @neilhellegers.com · 04/07/2025A Message from President Thomas Whitmore the V #independenceday #originalpronunciation @shakespeare.lol #henryV #stcrispinsday 050
Neil Hellegers @neilhellegers.com · 21/04/2025BREAKING: THE MUMMY (1999) is low key a perfect Passover movie: • explores all 10 Plagues • takes place in Egypt • themes of Supernatural Intercedence v. Oppression • lot of hot people in it 010
Neil Hellegers @neilhellegers.com · 26/03/2025breaking: ha, no, they absolutely have been doing this same BS 000
Neil Hellegers @neilhellegers.com · 15/03/2025Happy Ides of March to all who commiserate! #shakespeare #originalpronunciation #narrator #thesedaysaredangerous 160
Neil Hellegers @neilhellegers.com · 19/01/2025Happy 215th Birthday to Edgar Allan Poe! #quoththeraven #nevermore #edgarallanpoe #tiktokrefugee #narrator #accentchallenge #murderofcrows #klingon 120
Neil Hellegers @neilhellegers.com · 17/01/2025Dale Cooper: Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it. Don't wait for it. Just let it happen. It could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot black coffee. 24610
Neil Hellegers @neilhellegers.com · 11/12/2024Straggling notes released from newly-discovered spiral notebook 020
Neil Hellegers @neilhellegers.com · 06/12/2024Hey Steve! No ignorance at all! Just obscurely contextualized political posting, about the Gaetz-Bondi nominations for AG...! :) 110
Neil Hellegers @neilhellegers.com · 04/12/2024 Huzzah, it's the #audiobook release of SCARLET CITADEL by Jack Fields, narrated by @tessirondale.com and myself! This swirling steam-and-mana-punk epic, recorded in Live & Dead duet, was a such a fun, grand collaboration. Take a listen! shorturl.at/uEa7j #BookSky #GameLit #Fantasy #narrators 0201
Neil Hellegers @neilhellegers.com · 28/11/2024I'm dreaming of a crystallized-water-vapor laden Thanksgiving 180
Neil Hellegers @neilhellegers.com · 20/11/2024no you're right that's a better way to spend the morning 1160
Neil Hellegers @neilhellegers.com · 16/11/2024#BookSky! Come on by today (Sat, 11/16) for a sure-to-be lovely chat with the ever-elegaic Jack Fields, interviewed with verve by the two #narrator s of his stunner of a debut novel, SCARLET CITADEL! Please do join Tess Irondale and myself in Tess' Discord at 12pm ET: discord.gg/readmylips 151
Neil Hellegers @neilhellegers.com · 13/11/2024This is the site of the wildfire that happened in the middle of Prospect Park, Brooklyn last week. As you can see, there's an abundance of trash and a total absence of any metaphors whatsoever. 030