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Neil Hellegers

@neilhellegers.com
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Actor, Audiobook Narrator living in Brooklyn, NYC; buncha titles in LitRPG/LitFict/SciFi/Fan/Poetry; Stratfordian even without a SAQ linktr.ee/neilhellegers

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Neil Hellegers @neilhellegers.com · 23/06/2026
Many thanks to the producers of this for proving that even with the cloned voice of an excellent actor, with amazing text, with four (!) producers avidly working it over, & a dozen other nicked voices (i.e. a more expensive project than with human narrators) The Odyssey still sounds utterly meh.
Headline for New York Times article titled "Would You Let AI Michael Caine Read You the 'Odyssey'"?
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Neil Hellegers @neilhellegers.com · 11/06/2026
Moments when we are all Sports People:
Picture from Yahoo News article about the Knicks game that reads:
"We know, at the end of the day, the game is not over at halftime, you know?" said Knicks forward Josh Hart. "You just want to continue to chip. You don't look at it when you're down 29 [as], 'We've got to win this game.' You look at it when you're down 29 [as], 'OK, let's get it to 20.' There's three minutes left in the third quarter, we're down 18, you're thinking, 'Let's get it to 10. And in the fourth quarter you're like, this is winning time.  Anything can happen.
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Neil Hellegers @neilhellegers.com · 15/03/2026
Know Thy Enemy #ideasofmarch #shakespeare #rageagainstthemachine #originalpronunciation #BookSky
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Neil Hellegers @neilhellegers.com · 18/10/2025
just some documentation of our decidedly non-monarchial constitutional republic for no reason #originalpronunciation #usconstitution #nokings #narrator
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Neil Hellegers @neilhellegers.com · 04/07/2025
A Message from President Thomas Whitmore the V #independenceday #originalpronunciation @shakespeare.lol #henryV #stcrispinsday
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Neil Hellegers @neilhellegers.com · 06/06/2025
posting this for no reason
The movie poster for the movie Alien Vs. Predator, with images of a member of the Predator and Zenomorph (aka Alien) species, with the slogan "Whoever wins...we lose"
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Neil Hellegers @neilhellegers.com · 23/04/2025
Happy Birth and Death Day to @shakespeare.lol!
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Neil Hellegers @neilhellegers.com · 21/04/2025
Picture of Fred Armisen and Kristin Wiig as Garth and Kat on Saturday Night Live, a recurring bit where they improvise songs, trying to speak simultaneously as seen in the quoted post.
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Neil Hellegers @neilhellegers.com · 21/04/2025
BREAKING: THE MUMMY (1999) is low key a perfect Passover movie: • explores all 10 Plagues • takes place in Egypt • themes of Supernatural Intercedence v. Oppression • lot of hot people in it
Movie poster for The Mummy, with Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weisz, pyramids, a biplane, people on horseback crossing the desert
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Neil Hellegers @neilhellegers.com · 26/03/2025
breaking: ha, no, they absolutely have been doing this same BS
Message from newest Signalgate, with Waltz referencing an earlier chat on the same non secure Signa app
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Neil Hellegers @neilhellegers.com · 25/03/2025
Millie is currently clean on OPSEC
A picture of an absolutely covered in mud black and white dog named Millie
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Neil Hellegers @neilhellegers.com · 15/03/2025
Happy Ides of March to all who commiserate! #shakespeare #originalpronunciation #narrator #thesedaysaredangerous
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Neil Hellegers @neilhellegers.com · 15/03/2025
posting this for no reason
Four panels from the Monorail Simpsons episode, wherein guest cameo Leonard Nemoy says "My job here is done." Barney then says "What are you talking about? You didn't do anything!" Nimoy says "Didn't I?" And then is beamed up a la Spock from Star Trek.
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Neil Hellegers @neilhellegers.com · 01/03/2025
went ahead and fixed this
Truth Social statement from President Trump about the contentious Oval Office meeting with President Zelenskyy of Ukraine, that originally asserts that Zelenskyy doesn't want, quote Peace. In this edited version, every instance of quote Peace is crossed out with quote Surrender instead included.
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Neil Hellegers @neilhellegers.com · 28/02/2025
fixed this for them
Truth Social statement from President Trump about the contentious Oval Office meeting with President Zelenskyy of Ukraine, that originally asserts that Zelenskyy doesn't want, quote Peace. In this edited version, every instance of quote Peace is crossed out with quote Surrender instead included.
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Neil Hellegers @neilhellegers.com · 19/01/2025
Happy 215th Birthday to Edgar Allan Poe! #quoththeraven #nevermore #edgarallanpoe #tiktokrefugee #narrator #accentchallenge #murderofcrows #klingon
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Neil Hellegers @neilhellegers.com · 18/01/2025
In a still from the show TWIN PEAKS, Agent Dale Cooper, holding a diner coffee cup, is saying "You know, this is, excuse me, a damn fine cup of coffee."
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Neil Hellegers @neilhellegers.com · 17/01/2025
Dale Cooper: Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it. Don't wait for it. Just let it happen. It could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot black coffee.
In a still from Twin Peaks, Agent Dale Cooper is giving Sheriff Harry Truman some advice
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Neil Hellegers @neilhellegers.com · 02/01/2025
A 'marked safe' flag meme, that states that 'High End Steak House' have been marked safe from 'Toxically Aloof Thumbs Up'
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Neil Hellegers @neilhellegers.com · 21/12/2024
border collie & huskie wintry mix
Very border collie looking dog sitting on a snowy path in the woods
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Neil Hellegers @neilhellegers.com · 13/12/2024
Also, check this cover animation, I mean cmon:
A man stands holding a sword by his side in front of a red and gold swirling gothic cityscape. It's the cover image for the audiobook SCARLET CITADEL by Jack Fields narrated by Tess Irondale and Neil Hellegers
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Neil Hellegers @neilhellegers.com · 11/12/2024
Straggling notes released from newly-discovered spiral notebook
Red Among Us character with Super Mushroom from Mario Bros games on its head
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Neil Hellegers @neilhellegers.com · 06/12/2024
Hey Steve! No ignorance at all! Just obscurely contextualized political posting, about the Gaetz-Bondi nominations for AG...! :)
Image of Matt Gaetz as he withdraws his name for consideration for Attorney General
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Neil Hellegers @neilhellegers.com · 04/12/2024
Huzzah, it's the #audiobook release of SCARLET CITADEL by Jack Fields, narrated by @tessirondale.com and myself! This swirling steam-and-mana-punk epic, recorded in Live & Dead duet, was a such a fun, grand collaboration. Take a listen! shorturl.at/uEa7j #BookSky #GameLit #Fantasy #narrators
The cover for the audiobook SCARLET CITADEL by Jack Fields and narrated by Tess Irondale & Neil Hellegers. On it, a man stands silhouetted and holding a sword in front of a Gothic, magical cityscape, swirling with red and gold clouds.
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Neil Hellegers @neilhellegers.com · 28/11/2024
I'm dreaming of a crystallized-water-vapor laden Thanksgiving
A photo of a late-November snow, with a footbridge at the base of a rise of trees, all covered in snow
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Neil Hellegers @neilhellegers.com · 20/11/2024
no you're right that's a better way to spend the morning
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Neil Hellegers @neilhellegers.com · 16/11/2024
#BookSky! Come on by today (Sat, 11/16) for a sure-to-be lovely chat with the ever-elegaic Jack Fields, interviewed with verve by the two #narrator s of his stunner of a debut novel, SCARLET CITADEL! Please do join Tess Irondale and myself in Tess' Discord at 12pm ET: discord.gg/readmylips
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Neil Hellegers @neilhellegers.com · 13/11/2024
This is the site of the wildfire that happened in the middle of Prospect Park, Brooklyn last week. As you can see, there's an abundance of trash and a total absence of any metaphors whatsoever.
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