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Neil Grayson @neilgrayson.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

Sitting on the little train at Alton Towers

Neil Grayson @neilgrayson.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Brand court sketch is in, lads. He looks like a 1970s carpet salesman who’s just been told by his bird that she’s leaving him for a man who sells laminate flooring. Ouchy wowchy!

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Neil Grayson @neilgrayson.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Keeping time to the second, beautifully, months later. My wife thinks it’s “cute” I get enjoyment out of this stuff. But I respect things that are excellently designed and perform a task well. There’s a good reason this Casio hasn’t been changed since 1989.

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Neil Grayson @neilgrayson.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

My mother didn't like me. For decades I called what that did to me my personality. The quiet, the agreeing, the fear of upsetting anyone. I've written about the boy I was before all that. And I've published a book for men who grew up the same way: afterthenoisemag.substack.com/p/the-boy-on...

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Neil Grayson @neilgrayson.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Age yourself with a childhood crush 😮‍💨

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Neil Grayson @neilgrayson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Maybe do not spunk in a lady if missing a few 3pms is a bigger deal, young man.

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Neil Grayson @neilgrayson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

A classic from my Memories today. #lufc

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Neil Grayson @neilgrayson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

“We do things a *little* differently around here”

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Neil Grayson @neilgrayson.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

They’re only doing as they’re told, leave them alone.

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Neil Grayson @neilgrayson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

…and over 100 years later, here’s the Great Great Grandson’s shirt. 🙏🏻❤️

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Neil Grayson @neilgrayson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Saw a post saying Leeds are the most recently formed club in the PL (1919). What I love is I can trace it through our family. Here's Dad + Grandad in Beeston, 1942. Grandad remembered being taken to football at the bottom of the hill too, so Leeds has been in our family since before United existed.

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Neil Grayson @neilgrayson.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

“Make it worse somehow” “Copy that”

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Neil Grayson @neilgrayson.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

She loves it when I get my caulk out.

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Neil Grayson @neilgrayson.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

There is a stack of ‘90s tech at the mall near our house.

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Neil Grayson @neilgrayson.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

whether it’s right for people to lose their shit over this (bit performative, imo) and an organisation having the basic sense to sidestep internet drama are separate issues. It was due for release on 9/11, btw!

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Neil Grayson @neilgrayson.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Play this at my funeral so that I rise again in order to stop it. @harrysword.bsky.social can take it from here.

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Neil Grayson @neilgrayson.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Just had a look and it’s on our local streaming platform. Ta for that, will have a look tonight.

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Neil Grayson @neilgrayson.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

We didn’t pay for the PL/No Room sleeve badge, mind, so that’s a freebie. As I said - Fanatics are obviously clowns. Apparently Sunderland fans keep getting sent Leeds shirts!

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Neil Grayson @neilgrayson.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

…and now my kid’s shirt arrived from the UK. Fanatics are clowns - much was wrong with our order, which appears to be a pattern - but what a beautiful shirt. And it’s so great we have a team from which a young lad can pick a hero. ❤️

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Neil Grayson @neilgrayson.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

It’s a month ending with -er, so the Filipinos here have started Christmas. Saw my first tree this afternoon.

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Neil Grayson @neilgrayson.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

A mere 89aed/£17 in Dubai for my kid’s authentic Leeds (H) shirt. It’s somewhat easier to stomach than the cost of the bespoke yellow (A) he’s got coming from the UK! Search on Brands For Less if you’re in the UAE.

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Neil Grayson @neilgrayson.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Hate watching those brave Black Cats

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Neil Grayson @neilgrayson.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Using my Amiga pen tonight. Good evening to all the attractive ladies out there.

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Neil Grayson @neilgrayson.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

DCL on Instagram. Tags the PL 😂

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Neil Grayson @neilgrayson.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

At some point they’re gonna have to choose dignity and delete this one. Spectacularly boneheaded , and a fine example of a club that’s nowhere near PL off the pitch even if it’s supposedly one on it.

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Neil Grayson @neilgrayson.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

At some point they’re gonna have to delete this 😂😂😂

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Neil Grayson @neilgrayson.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Taken ‘em a while, but “we’ll finish top half” Coventry fans have are starting to grasp it. Yes, absolutely everyone is very good. Anyways, I’m sure Lamps told his side not to concede four, give away a pen and go a man down. What else is he supposed to do 😅

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Neil Grayson @neilgrayson.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Been reading that one country in my part of the world (the Gulf) is making it illegal for employers to ghost anyone they interview for a job - and violations can be reported. Looks like she really will have to have an answer for you by next week.

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Neil Grayson @neilgrayson.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Yearly viewing. Could be one of the few films that gets repeatedly better under scrutiny, y’know. Not a wasted frame.

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Neil Grayson @neilgrayson.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

My internet is working fine but neither PS4, 5 or Switches can get find an IP address 🤔 They all show messages similar to this. Everything else is working fine (Apple and Android phones, tv etc) - can anybody give me any pointers as to what’s going on?

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Neil Grayson @neilgrayson.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Leeds United’s squad list is now on the Premier League website. * = homegrown. Matteo Joseph on the list. Bahoya is in the 21s group, so not included here. Bogle’s middle name is Ian.

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Neil Grayson @neilgrayson.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Melvin’s translator giving off strong “there is no ongoing knee injury” vibes here.

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Neil Grayson @neilgrayson.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Great end to a fine window. To be mid table and more points clear of the drop than last time is enough for me.

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Neil Grayson @neilgrayson.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Hey lads. I managed to get video footage of my sleep paralysis demon

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Neil Grayson @neilgrayson.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Listening to the spiritual sound of Nirvana

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Neil Grayson @neilgrayson.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

I took such interest in identifying this coin that the laundry guy has now decided I must be some sort of collector loon. Got given a US dime, cent and and Indian rupees today 😂

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Neil Grayson @neilgrayson.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Same nonsense every window on social media. Angus is having a standard one at Everton, for example. Everyone needs “two or three in”.

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Neil Grayson @neilgrayson.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

If this is true, look out for it in pub quizzes forever starting this weekend. Great knowledge.

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Neil Grayson @neilgrayson.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Had an old coin (not mine) come back in the laundry. A young Queen is on the other side. A pre mid 80s Aussie 10cents, is my hunch.

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Neil Grayson @neilgrayson.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

You never know for sure that you have entered a sexless household. But there will be signs.

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Neil Grayson @neilgrayson.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Been a ride for this lad ever since Marsch condescendingly asked him if he could speak English. Always been a Gnonto fan, save for the post relegation blip. Those were the actions of a very young man, though, who sorted himself out. Cheers, Willeh!

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