Needles @needles.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Is this why my iOS needed 30 minutes to update this morning? 000
Needles @needles.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Every time I played Ecco the Dolphin I would think “But does he want to fuck chicks?” 010
Needles @needles.bsky.social · 29/08/2026I come from an alternate reality where the 1991 film Nothing But Trouble became the highest grossing film in history. There isn’t a single person on Earth who doesn’t know who these two are 000
Needles @needles.bsky.social · 28/08/2026We went to a Cancer ward and nearly everybody there felt Cancer was bad. So much for the tolerant left! 000
Needles @needles.bsky.social · 27/06/2026These frauds tried to make a New Philadelphia but they fucked up and put it too close to the Cumbola 000
Needles @needles.bsky.social · 17/06/2026I only read articles written from the perspective of someone in the "Body Snatchers" cinematic universe 000
Needles @needles.bsky.social · 23/05/2026Whoever designs Pennsylvania's license plates is the last person on Earth using the CorelDraw Clip Art library 120
Needles @needles.bsky.social · 01/05/2026Love him or hate him, you just don’t see this guy around much anymore 010
Needles @needles.bsky.social · 25/03/2026Excited for the Tampa Bay Rays X Great Wave off Kanagawa collab 010
Needles @needles.bsky.social · 19/03/2026It doesn't seem right that the tallest mountain on Earth isn't immediately recognizable like Fuji or Rainier, and doesn't even stand out among its neighbors. We should paint it fluorescent pink or something. 011
Needles @needles.bsky.social · 07/03/2026Sometimes I like to pretend I'm my dad if he had access to AI in 1994 010
Needles @needles.bsky.social · 03/03/2026I was in San Francisco I guess 7 years ago today. I also saw the Sierras from the East Bay which I’m told isn’t actually typical. 100
Needles @needles.bsky.social · 01/03/2026BREAKING: A tragic mix-up at Walter Reed Medical Center resulted in the President being embalmed earlier today 000
Needles @needles.bsky.social · 27/02/2026Did something big happen recently in Erotic Photography? 100
Needles @needles.bsky.social · 25/02/2026“I have attained the peak of Seinfeld. It is now time for me to take a bride” 000
Needles @needles.bsky.social · 24/01/2026Yeah usually when you’re being held face down on the pavement by guys trying to kill you you’re gonna maybe wiggle a little bit. Sorry for the inconvenience 000
Needles @needles.bsky.social · 18/01/2026Shit can poll worse the syphilis and we have to entertain it seriously but if there’s something positive but doesn’t have full unanimous support, Dems will lecture on how it’s too risky 000
Needles @needles.bsky.social · 02/01/2026The existence of this book implies he spent the whole time on the space station thinking “Man, what if I killed these guys?” 010
Needles @needles.bsky.social · 09/12/2025Every time it gets very cold weathermen always show you the Yukon or Alaska and tell you it could be worse. Just let me be miserable ok 010
Needles @needles.bsky.social · 07/11/2025Singles Day is coming up so be sure to get your Totem Pole early to beat the rush 010
Needles @needles.bsky.social · 15/10/2025Every time I see this I get annoyed. I spend 2 hours a day at the gym and I'm still a fat sack of shit. Bruce Lee was doing 3 sets of exercises called "Please-and-Thank Yous" at 80 pounds and he ended up Bruce Lee 010
Needles @needles.bsky.social · 18/09/2025Hot damn they’re selling the gaijin killer at the minor league baseball game 000
Needles @needles.bsky.social · 17/09/2025Can we get some more likes and follows for my plane please? 000
Needles @needles.bsky.social · 13/09/2025If this bag is not a toy, then my son is going to have a pretty sad birthday 010
Needles @needles.bsky.social · 08/09/2025Would like a Devil Rays one of these but a guy hitting a swastika into a double play to end the inning doesn't have the same impact 000
Needles @needles.bsky.social · 03/09/2025My neighbor has christened his Chevrolet Malibu the Orphan Maker 121
Needles @needles.bsky.social · 01/09/2025America’s #1 chocolate chip granola bar, and that’s nothing to you?! Do you know how many people died for this, how many people were killed? You think you don’t have blood on YOUR hands? This isn’t a game, this is how it works, and you better start respecting that. 000
Needles @needles.bsky.social · 29/08/2025The part of the movie where the comet is hours from impact 000
Needles @needles.bsky.social · 26/08/2025Along with his dictator selfies on DC buildings, Trump should have a few fun ones put up as well, like this one here 000
