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Noah Shusterman

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Above-average historian

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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 29/09/2026
The Talmud teaches that anyone who sustains one soul, has sustained an entire world. For generations, Jewish New Yorkers have sustained our city. Today, we are launching the first-ever municipal Strategy to Combat Antisemitism.
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Noah Shusterman @ncshusterman.bsky.social · 17h
Yeaaaah boy.
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Noah Shusterman @ncshusterman.bsky.social · 17h
So you hate waffles?
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Noah Shusterman @ncshusterman.bsky.social · 19h
Dinner, you ate it, there is none left,
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
fortunately i have evolved beyond base, childish questions like "are the eagles good"
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Noah Shusterman @ncshusterman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"So he spoke, and thereat pale fear seized them all, and each man gazed about to see how he might escape utter destruction; Eurymachus alone answered him, and said: “If thou art indeed the Mayor of Ithaca..."
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Noah Shusterman @ncshusterman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Noah Shusterman @ncshusterman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
St. Joe's folks be all, "et tu, NYT Crossword?" #NYTXW
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is extraordinarily well written.
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Noah Shusterman @ncshusterman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Drink for the job you want...
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Noah Shusterman @ncshusterman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I know there's not a lot of nostalgia for Kerry '04 but he came pretty close to winning the Electoral College while losing the popular vote. Had that happened, decent chance I think that the Electoral College would be gone by now.
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🌬Breeze @cool-summer-breeze.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is the Stolen Neighbors Quilt. Each of the 11,000 squares represents a person taken by ICE in Minnesota.
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Noah Shusterman @ncshusterman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"Well, first of all, let's clear up a couple of things. 'Unfunded mandate' is two words, not one big word."
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MAKS 26 👀🇺🇦 @maks23.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
🇺🇦 Zelensky: Almost no one in the world believes in international law anymore, but we still don’t want these words to lose their meaning completely. We want international law to have real force.
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Noah Shusterman @ncshusterman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Noah Shusterman @ncshusterman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Come senators, congressmen - please heed the call.
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Leah McElrath @leahmcelrath.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
AP Stylebook warns against anthropomorphizing AI systems: “Avoid language that gives them human characteristics… Instead, explain what a system does, how well it performs, who built it and who could be affected by it.”
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Artificial intelligence systems do not think, feel, want or understand. Avoid language that gives them human characteristics. This is called anthropomorphizing, when we ascribe human traits, emotions or behaviors to non-human things, such as animals or inanimate objects.
Instead, explain what a system does, how well it performs, who built it and who could be affected by it.
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Noah Shusterman @ncshusterman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Noah Shusterman @ncshusterman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Pithy, understated, deadly.
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Noah Shusterman @ncshusterman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Guess you're not so special anymore, Dr. Hfuhruhurr.
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Noah Shusterman @ncshusterman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
When the people who don't normally stand up, stand up.
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Noah Shusterman @ncshusterman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The Cantonese equivalent, for reasons I don't even remotely understand, is "what a big frog jumping in the street."
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Noah Shusterman @ncshusterman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Jeff Stoutland
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Noah Shusterman @ncshusterman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
hahaha nice try magaites. come the Great American Divorce, FOOTBALL IS OURS.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Wow he looks a lot like Batman 1
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Noah Shusterman @ncshusterman.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
There it is... #COYS
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Kelsey Atherton @atherton.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
CHOTINER: and when you're in water you PARTICLE MAN: don't get wet, that's right. CHOTINER: And this is because PARTICLE MAN: the water gets me instead. It becomes particle-manish CHOTINER: There's been some debate on this point. Triangle Man, for example PARTICLE MAN: I think we're done here
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Carly Goodman @carlygoodman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
My god
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Noah Shusterman @ncshusterman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
FWIW, this is at most a departmental decision and more likely a (poor) decision by an individual prof. Not only has no one asked me to use wechat to take attendance for my courses, no one has asked me to use wechat at all, nor have I been asked to take attendance. (I do neither).
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Noah Shusterman @ncshusterman.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I'm just worried that Robert Kraft will no longer be known as the billionaire who paid for oral sex in a random Florida strip mall.
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Noah Shusterman @ncshusterman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The problem with Trumpism is that eventually you run out of other people's money.
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Noah Shusterman @ncshusterman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Dude that's so gay.
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Noah Shusterman @ncshusterman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Fellow Philly folks - check it out.
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Eric Columbus @ericcolumbus.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
GEFILTE PHISHING
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Noah Shusterman @ncshusterman.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Noah Shusterman @ncshusterman.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Just seems a little too convenient that the one dude the GOP allows itself to call racist is running not for president or governor or anything like that, but for Railroad Commissioner.
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Noah Shusterman @ncshusterman.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
If you want to get a bunch of French Gen-Xers to start singing along and dancing, not a lot of songs gonna do that as well as Marcia Baila. RIP. www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zWl...
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Les Rita Mitsouko - Marcia Baïla (Clip Officiel)
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Noah Shusterman @ncshusterman.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I'll always come back to Chuck: “I've been poor, I've been rich, I've been fat, I've been skinny… the Clippers have always sucked.”
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Jimmy Kempski @jimmykempski.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Classic Eagles game. A win, and lots to complain about.
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Douglas Ogg @dougogg.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I hate to sound like a Luddite, but I agree with this.
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Noah Shusterman @ncshusterman.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Make a band edible: The Beetles.
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Noah Shusterman @ncshusterman.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Was talking to The Kid last night before the game. We both agreed that between a loss where we scored at least 1 goal & a 0-0 tie, we'd prefer losing. Alas... #COYS www.espn.com/soccer/repor...
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Spurs 0-0 Everton (Sep 12, 2026) Game Analysis - ESPN
Expert recap and game analysis of the Tottenham Hotspur vs. Everton English Premier League game from September 12, 2026 on ESPN.
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Noah Shusterman @ncshusterman.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
my toaster can't do that but given the number of burns I've gotten, it sure wants to.
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Noah Shusterman @ncshusterman.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Back in the '90s it all seemed so fun.
Foucault What Is An Author
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 08/09/2026
For years, New Yorkers have demanded access to City records about the lasting health impacts of the horrific September 11th attacks. For years, they have been denied and ignored. That ends today. nyc.gov/sept11docs
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September 11 Docs
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Noah Shusterman @ncshusterman.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
"Nothing which was being done, no matter how stupid, no matter how many people knew and foretold the consequences, could be undone or prevented. Every event... looked rather like the expression of some unredeemably stupid fatality." -Hannah Arendt, The Origins of Totalitarianism
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Noah Shusterman @ncshusterman.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Weird that this is happening, given the curent rulers' insistence that all aspects of the history of post-1949 China be discussed freely, openly, and in as much depth as possible.
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Noah Shusterman @ncshusterman.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The important thing to remember here is that if Mamdani had decided not to attend the 9/11 ceremony, that decision would have received universal praise from people across the political spectrum. abcnews.com/US/george-pa...
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