Reposted by Noah ShustermanMayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 29/09/2026The Talmud teaches that anyone who sustains one soul, has sustained an entire world. For generations, Jewish New Yorkers have sustained our city. Today, we are launching the first-ever municipal Strategy to Combat Antisemitism. 290141122767
Reposted by Noah ShustermanRyan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 29/09/2026fortunately i have evolved beyond base, childish questions like "are the eagles good" 61084
Noah Shusterman @ncshusterman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026"So he spoke, and thereat pale fear seized them all, and each man gazed about to see how he might escape utter destruction; Eurymachus alone answered him, and said: “If thou art indeed the Mayor of Ithaca..." 000
Noah Shusterman @ncshusterman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026St. Joe's folks be all, "et tu, NYT Crossword?" #NYTXW 000
Reposted by Noah ShustermanBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 26/09/2026This is extraordinarily well written. 832797440
Reposted by Noah ShustermanGwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets. 203187345301
Noah Shusterman @ncshusterman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I know there's not a lot of nostalgia for Kerry '04 but he came pretty close to winning the Electoral College while losing the popular vote. Had that happened, decent chance I think that the Electoral College would be gone by now. 120
Reposted by Noah Shusterman🌬Breeze @cool-summer-breeze.bsky.social · 24/09/2026This is the Stolen Neighbors Quilt. Each of the 11,000 squares represents a person taken by ICE in Minnesota. 121121635151
Noah Shusterman @ncshusterman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026"Well, first of all, let's clear up a couple of things. 'Unfunded mandate' is two words, not one big word." 020
Reposted by Noah ShustermanMAKS 26 👀🇺🇦 @maks23.bsky.social · 23/09/2026🇺🇦 Zelensky: Almost no one in the world believes in international law anymore, but we still don’t want these words to lose their meaning completely. We want international law to have real force. 15538141
Noah Shusterman @ncshusterman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Come senators, congressmen - please heed the call. 000
Reposted by Noah ShustermanLeah McElrath @leahmcelrath.bsky.social · 24/09/2026AP Stylebook warns against anthropomorphizing AI systems: “Avoid language that gives them human characteristics… Instead, explain what a system does, how well it performs, who built it and who could be affected by it.” 1970102257
Noah Shusterman @ncshusterman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Guess you're not so special anymore, Dr. Hfuhruhurr. 000
Noah Shusterman @ncshusterman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026When the people who don't normally stand up, stand up. 0144
Noah Shusterman @ncshusterman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026The Cantonese equivalent, for reasons I don't even remotely understand, is "what a big frog jumping in the street." 000
Noah Shusterman @ncshusterman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026hahaha nice try magaites. come the Great American Divorce, FOOTBALL IS OURS. 010
Reposted by Noah ShustermanBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Wow he looks a lot like Batman 1 1042805137
Reposted by Noah ShustermanKelsey Atherton @atherton.bsky.social · 23/12/2025CHOTINER: and when you're in water you PARTICLE MAN: don't get wet, that's right. CHOTINER: And this is because PARTICLE MAN: the water gets me instead. It becomes particle-manish CHOTINER: There's been some debate on this point. Triangle Man, for example PARTICLE MAN: I think we're done here 251906384
Noah Shusterman @ncshusterman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026FWIW, this is at most a departmental decision and more likely a (poor) decision by an individual prof. Not only has no one asked me to use wechat to take attendance for my courses, no one has asked me to use wechat at all, nor have I been asked to take attendance. (I do neither). 1105
Noah Shusterman @ncshusterman.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I'm just worried that Robert Kraft will no longer be known as the billionaire who paid for oral sex in a random Florida strip mall. 010
Noah Shusterman @ncshusterman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026The problem with Trumpism is that eventually you run out of other people's money. 021
Reposted by Noah ShustermanEric Columbus @ericcolumbus.bsky.social · 15/09/2026GEFILTE PHISHING 10569011209
Noah Shusterman @ncshusterman.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Just seems a little too convenient that the one dude the GOP allows itself to call racist is running not for president or governor or anything like that, but for Railroad Commissioner. 220
Noah Shusterman @ncshusterman.bsky.social · 15/09/2026If you want to get a bunch of French Gen-Xers to start singing along and dancing, not a lot of songs gonna do that as well as Marcia Baila. RIP. www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zWl...youtube.comLes Rita Mitsouko - Marcia Baïla (Clip Officiel)YouTube video by Les Rita Mitsouko 000
Noah Shusterman @ncshusterman.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I'll always come back to Chuck: “I've been poor, I've been rich, I've been fat, I've been skinny… the Clippers have always sucked.” 010
Reposted by Noah ShustermanJimmy Kempski @jimmykempski.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Classic Eagles game. A win, and lots to complain about. 1128935
Reposted by Noah ShustermanDouglas Ogg @dougogg.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I hate to sound like a Luddite, but I agree with this. 50397723304
Noah Shusterman @ncshusterman.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Was talking to The Kid last night before the game. We both agreed that between a loss where we scored at least 1 goal & a 0-0 tie, we'd prefer losing. Alas... #COYS www.espn.com/soccer/repor...espn.comSpurs 0-0 Everton (Sep 12, 2026) Game Analysis - ESPNExpert recap and game analysis of the Tottenham Hotspur vs. Everton English Premier League game from September 12, 2026 on ESPN. 000
Noah Shusterman @ncshusterman.bsky.social · 11/09/2026my toaster can't do that but given the number of burns I've gotten, it sure wants to. 000
Reposted by Noah ShustermanMayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 08/09/2026For years, New Yorkers have demanded access to City records about the lasting health impacts of the horrific September 11th attacks. For years, they have been denied and ignored. That ends today. nyc.gov/sept11docsnyc.govSeptember 11 Docs 403265116434
Noah Shusterman @ncshusterman.bsky.social · 09/09/2026"Nothing which was being done, no matter how stupid, no matter how many people knew and foretold the consequences, could be undone or prevented. Every event... looked rather like the expression of some unredeemably stupid fatality." -Hannah Arendt, The Origins of Totalitarianism 031
Noah Shusterman @ncshusterman.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Weird that this is happening, given the curent rulers' insistence that all aspects of the history of post-1949 China be discussed freely, openly, and in as much depth as possible. 100
Noah Shusterman @ncshusterman.bsky.social · 08/09/2026The important thing to remember here is that if Mamdani had decided not to attend the 9/11 ceremony, that decision would have received universal praise from people across the political spectrum. abcnews.com/US/george-pa...abcnews.com 020