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Noah Shusterman

@ncshusterman.bsky.social
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Above-average historian

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Noah Shusterman @ncshusterman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Inneresting. I'm always skeptical of anyone who says "our best electoral hopes are to support the positions I already support anyway." This, it ain't that.
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Noah Shusterman @ncshusterman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My Canto sucks, but sure seemed to me like the first scene of Netflix's Dutch show Undercover featured two Asian guys, one speaking Cantonese, one speaking... not Cantonese, or at least not always.
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Noah Shusterman @ncshusterman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If the recipe is "letting the GOP elect the worst president ever, who proceeds to run the US into the ground, which then creates the conditions for winning back a few senate seats," it *really* isn't worth it.
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Noah Shusterman @ncshusterman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
West Philly without a car is doable but rough - I don't have nearly enough patience for it. Though I imagine that now I would have my groceries delivered.
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CJ @cjvotesblue.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Timeline Cleanse 🤕
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Noah Shusterman @ncshusterman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yo Bot WTF? (4 for me btw)
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Noah Shusterman @ncshusterman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Noah Shusterman @ncshusterman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Couldn't stop the run.
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Noah Shusterman @ncshusterman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Sometime in the coming session, the six of them will meet to decide whether or not Pike's soul will go to heaven.
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Pé 🍺🧿 @forevernever.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's weird how the federal government is constantly being hacked after DOGE gutted the government's cybersecurity agencies.
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 29/09/2026
The Talmud teaches that anyone who sustains one soul, has sustained an entire world. For generations, Jewish New Yorkers have sustained our city. Today, we are launching the first-ever municipal Strategy to Combat Antisemitism.
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Noah Shusterman @ncshusterman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Kinda... Aztec?
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Noah Shusterman @ncshusterman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yeaaaah boy.
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Noah Shusterman @ncshusterman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
So you hate waffles?
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Noah Shusterman @ncshusterman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Dinner, you ate it, there is none left,
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Noah Shusterman @ncshusterman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
they can shift over to history in a decade or so.
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Noah Shusterman @ncshusterman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sounds kinda like The Smiths, TBH.
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Noah Shusterman @ncshusterman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Damn. "You know, it just happens I got a bottle of pretty good rye in my pocket."
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
fortunately i have evolved beyond base, childish questions like "are the eagles good"
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Noah Shusterman @ncshusterman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
:-(
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Noah Shusterman @ncshusterman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"So he spoke, and thereat pale fear seized them all, and each man gazed about to see how he might escape utter destruction; Eurymachus alone answered him, and said: “If thou art indeed the Mayor of Ithaca..."
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Noah Shusterman @ncshusterman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Noah Shusterman @ncshusterman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
St. Joe's folks be all, "et tu, NYT Crossword?" #NYTXW
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is extraordinarily well written.
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Noah Shusterman @ncshusterman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
FWIW, when The Kid was a little I sorted all his Legos by color. HUGE mistake.
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Noah Shusterman @ncshusterman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Drink for the job you want...
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Noah Shusterman @ncshusterman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Fair. I was mostly thinking in terms of mythical beasts, though I guess there's no real reason for that.
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Noah Shusterman @ncshusterman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Obviously I know the Western dragon tales better than the Chinese ones, but are there non-fire dragons?
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Noah Shusterman @ncshusterman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I just mean that there would've been bipartisan support for moving past it - though not for DC statehood.
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Noah Shusterman @ncshusterman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I know there's not a lot of nostalgia for Kerry '04 but he came pretty close to winning the Electoral College while losing the popular vote. Had that happened, decent chance I think that the Electoral College would be gone by now.
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Noah Shusterman @ncshusterman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Simon Cowell Clapping
ALT: Simon Cowell Clapping
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🌬Breeze @cool-summer-breeze.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is the Stolen Neighbors Quilt. Each of the 11,000 squares represents a person taken by ICE in Minnesota.
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Noah Shusterman @ncshusterman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"Well, first of all, let's clear up a couple of things. 'Unfunded mandate' is two words, not one big word."
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MAKS 26 👀🇺🇦 @maks23.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
🇺🇦 Zelensky: Almost no one in the world believes in international law anymore, but we still don’t want these words to lose their meaning completely. We want international law to have real force.
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Noah Shusterman @ncshusterman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Noah Shusterman @ncshusterman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Come senators, congressmen - please heed the call.
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Leah McElrath @leahmcelrath.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
AP Stylebook warns against anthropomorphizing AI systems: “Avoid language that gives them human characteristics… Instead, explain what a system does, how well it performs, who built it and who could be affected by it.”
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Artificial intelligence systems do not think, feel, want or understand. Avoid language that gives them human characteristics. This is called anthropomorphizing, when we ascribe human traits, emotions or behaviors to non-human things, such as animals or inanimate objects.
Instead, explain what a system does, how well it performs, who built it and who could be affected by it.
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Noah Shusterman @ncshusterman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Noah Shusterman @ncshusterman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Sounds like you need new kids.
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Noah Shusterman @ncshusterman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
All true. Just, the name itself is as imperialist as it gets...
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Noah Shusterman @ncshusterman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Pithy, understated, deadly.
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Noah Shusterman @ncshusterman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Guess you're not so special anymore, Dr. Hfuhruhurr.
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Noah Shusterman @ncshusterman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Noah Shusterman @ncshusterman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
When the people who don't normally stand up, stand up.
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Noah Shusterman @ncshusterman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The Cantonese equivalent, for reasons I don't even remotely understand, is "what a big frog jumping in the street."
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Noah Shusterman @ncshusterman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Jeff Stoutland
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Noah Shusterman @ncshusterman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
can't give you full credit, but yeah.
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Noah Shusterman @ncshusterman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
hahaha nice try magaites. come the Great American Divorce, FOOTBALL IS OURS.
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