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Glengarry Glenn Close

@naverick.bsky.social
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I’ve been living in W Seattle for over a year and I’ve made it my entire personality. Cat Dad. He/Him.

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New Hampshire Cats @catsinnh.bsky.social · 14h
#CatOfTheDay Oscar is a friendly feline looking for a loving, forever home! #Adoptable in Concord #NH 🐈‍⬛ 🧡 www.getbuddy.com/pet/6ac9e8ea... #NewHampshire #Cats #ConcordNH #SeniorCatSunday
Black, short haired cat with soulful eyes, resting on a gray cat bed.
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Glengarry Glenn Close @naverick.bsky.social · 12h
Pink Panther into some kinky shit.
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Glengarry Glenn Close @naverick.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Sugar is still touring?
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Glengarry Glenn Close @naverick.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I just realized he kinda looks like one of the dogs in @theoatmeal.bsky.social “if my dogs we’re middle aged men” strip.
Panel from The Oatmeal webcomic featuring middle-aged men acting like dogs. In this panel, one of the man-dogs is choking on food after eating to fast, while a second has stolen the first’s bowl and is eating both meals. The second looks vaguely like Ross Douthat, in this skeeter’s humble opinion.
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Glengarry Glenn Close @naverick.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Who stole my icebreaker fun fact???
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Glengarry Glenn Close @naverick.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Planning on kidnapping a child? Pro tip: try not to use a highly recognizable vehicle with a vanity plate.
Sign over a street saying:
AMBER ALERT
WHITE MERCEDES GLB
OR LIC# MAMIII
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Glengarry Glenn Close @naverick.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I don’t disagree, but if I may….
A screen grab of the previous post with the Norman Rockwell painting of a man speaking up in a crowd. The original post’s text was ”All prisoners should the right to vote while in prison” in the screengrab, the words “prisoner” and “while in prison” are lined out in red, leaving the words “All should have the right to vote”
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Glengarry Glenn Close @naverick.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Please sir, I can only roll my eyes so much.
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Glengarry Glenn Close @naverick.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Will they?
Thor giving look at Bruce Banner with an expression that strongly says “Really?”
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Glengarry Glenn Close @naverick.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This!
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Glengarry Glenn Close @naverick.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Falcon: He's Out of Line, But He's Right
Alt: Falcon: He's Out of Line, But He's Right
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Sarah Taber @sarahtaber.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
on the subtle art of campaign management
Screenshot from tumblr. User "mangonetics" posts "ah shit they're gaining on us. we gotta jettison some weight. throw all those stolen boomerangs out we don't need em"

user "supreme-leader-stoat" replies "On it, boss!"

and then later replies "Bad news, boss!"
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Glengarry Glenn Close @naverick.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’d love to write an Onion piece about a PNW folk-rock singer who quit singing about farming to go be a farmer and came right because that shit’s hard as fuck.
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Glengarry Glenn Close @naverick.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’d love if someone smarter than me could explain the required mechanics of Schumer tried to do the McConnell move. Like, how many Senators does he need on board to make it happen?
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Glengarry Glenn Close @naverick.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Oh, you’re right. When I looked at the video I thought I’d compared it to the text of the copier’s post but I was actually looking at the text of the video post. My bad.
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Glengarry Glenn Close @naverick.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ok, straight up, I genuinely remember being absolutely terrified by the Garfield Halloween special. The creepy old man in the chair and the pirate ghosts. Core memory right there.
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Glengarry Glenn Close @naverick.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
He says “factories,” not data centers, but it’s still pretty close.
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Glengarry Glenn Close @naverick.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Cheers to whoever screen grabbed this while Hassett’s face was at its most punchable.
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Glengarry Glenn Close @naverick.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I remember his name used to pop up a lot in the twitter circles I followed. Everyone agrees he sucked. I’m so happy to see in world of change, at least one thing has remained constant.
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Glengarry Glenn Close @naverick.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Who among us?
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Glengarry Glenn Close @naverick.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Who among us??
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Glengarry Glenn Close @naverick.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
As an enjoyer of awful data visualization, I endorse this chart.
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Glengarry Glenn Close @naverick.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I hate this so much.
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Glengarry Glenn Close @naverick.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
78???
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Glengarry Glenn Close @naverick.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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South Park: Kyle Broflovski Says 'Jesus Christ, Dude'
ALT: South Park: Kyle Broflovski Says 'Jesus Christ, Dude'
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Glengarry Glenn Close @naverick.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I mean, it’s called Radiolab. Clearly a place for experimenting with radio. Sometimes science calls for blowing stuff up.
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Glengarry Glenn Close @naverick.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The Charge of the Douche Brigade
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Glengarry Glenn Close @naverick.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Oh. That’s way worse.
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Glengarry Glenn Close @naverick.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I moved out of Texas more than 2 years ago I still get tons of Paxton and Talarico texts.
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Glengarry Glenn Close @naverick.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Wow. This lady sucks.
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Glengarry Glenn Close @naverick.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Maybe late to the party here, and I probably don’t want to know. But WTF is Project Meridian?
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Glengarry Glenn Close @naverick.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I really thought it was gonna be a drag queen this time.
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Glengarry Glenn Close @naverick.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Happy Springsteenth, to all who celebrate!
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Glengarry Glenn Close @naverick.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The good news is, the NY Giants remain undefeated against the Cowboys this season.
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They Might Be Giants @tmbg.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
People ask “Do you still play Don’t Let’s Start?” And the answer is YES.
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Glengarry Glenn Close @naverick.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Do you remember The 21st night of September The gunpowder treason and plot I see no reason Why the gunpowder treason Should ever be forgot Hey hey hey! Ba-dee-ya Guy Fawkes was a-schemin’ Ba-dee-ya The lords were all a-sleepin’ Ba-dee-ya Caught him with a match that day
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Glengarry Glenn Close @naverick.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Live fast, die young, leave a pretty corpse.
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Glengarry Glenn Close @naverick.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Do you remember 21st night of September The gunpowder treason and plot I see no reason Why gunpowder treason should ever be forgot Hey hey hey! Ba-dee-ya Guy Fawkes was a-schemin’ Ba-dee-ya The lords were all a-sleepin’ Ba-dee-ya Caught him with a match that day
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Glengarry Glenn Close @naverick.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Do you remember The 21st night of September The gunpowder treason and plot I see no reason Why the gunpowder treason Should ever be forgot Hey hey hey! Ba-dee-ya Guy Fawkes was a-schemin’ Ba-dee-ya The lords were all a-sleepin’ Ba-dee-ya Caught him with a match that day
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Glengarry Glenn Close @naverick.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Thank for clarifying which band Dave Matthews is in.
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Glengarry Glenn Close @naverick.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Is that the anti-taco-truck activist Karen Bass?
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Glengarry Glenn Close @naverick.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Goes hand in hand with Sam Vimes’ Boots Theory of Economic Unfairness.
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Glengarry Glenn Close @naverick.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The Gaytriot
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Glengarry Glenn Close @naverick.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Holy shit they’re spying on your kids’ lunches??
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Glengarry Glenn Close @naverick.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Are you ok?
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Mr. Blabalino 🇳🇴🇺🇸💙 @blabalino.com · 20/09/2026
Timeline cleanse This is an actual public service ad created by the Norwegian government. If you think the Internet sucks now, you're not alone.
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Glengarry Glenn Close @naverick.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
So wild to think we’re only 48 days away from the start of the 2028 election season.
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Glengarry Glenn Close @naverick.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Where’s the lie?
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Glengarry Glenn Close @naverick.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Can you imagine signing the name game with them? “Banana fana fo FIRO 7 Seattle” Just doesn’t work at all.
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Glengarry Glenn Close @naverick.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
That was Jimmy Stewart? Man I last watched this like 30 years ago. I loved it as a kid. Should dig it up this weekend.
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