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nathanwpyle @nathanwpyle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
spotted spiderman in new york- he is smaller than i expected
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nathanwpyle @nathanwpyle.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Online forms that make you enter your year of birth would be better like this
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nathanwpyle @nathanwpyle.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I saw some wacky inflatable guys out protecting crops today. If this is actually a more effective scarecrow, my next question is how much funnier could Wizard of Oz be?
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nathanwpyle @nathanwpyle.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
if I were CS Lewis this vending machine I saw in New Jersey would be the wardrobe
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nathanwpyle @nathanwpyle.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
it is extremely entertaining to me when someone activates the unflinching ball-strike robot
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nathanwpyle @nathanwpyle.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
some intangibles that will make me like your hotel more
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nathanwpyle @nathanwpyle.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Panel 1:
Earth pulls back a slingshot while Moon orbits around her. 
Earth: do you trust me

Panel 2:
Moon continues to move along its orbit
Moon: not really 

Panel 3:
Earth releases the slingshot. A tiny spaceship flies toward Moon’s orbit 
Moon [scared]: AHH

PANEL 4:
The spaceship curls around very close to the Moon and begins a return back to Earth
Moon [continued screaming]: AHHHHH

PANEL 5:
Earth rejoices: Yessss
Moon [relieved]: PHEW

PANEL 6:
Earth points at Moon: YOU OK?
Moon [giving thumbs up]: I’m ok
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nathanwpyle @nathanwpyle.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
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nathanwpyle @nathanwpyle.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
what year are you on the “I Got…” lyrical chart
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nathanwpyle @nathanwpyle.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
common bear questions, the third being most important (answer:NO)
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nathanwpyle @nathanwpyle.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
the predicted searches sound like an octopus vacillating between harmless fun and murder
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nathanwpyle @nathanwpyle.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
tip: by drawing a simple shape on top of your cat photo, you can create a charming rendering of a large-headed cat in different poses
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nathanwpyle @nathanwpyle.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Panel 1 
Parent: 
We celebrate because we completed a revolution around the star

Panel 2
Child:
So it is identical to emergence day ?

Parent:
Emergence Day is for one individual’s survival

Panel 3:
Parent (continues)
New Revolution’s Day celebrates collective survival

Child:
Oh 

Panel 4
Child [raises arms triumphantly]
We did not die

Parent:
Exactly
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nathanwpyle @nathanwpyle.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
to improve your afternoon: here is how to sing the times between 3:01 and 3:30
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