Prune Tracy @nathanpthousand.bsky.social · 06/02/2026@murderxbryan.bsky.social somehow ended up being one of two people with the key to the vault where they keep this stuff at my work 000
Prune Tracy @nathanpthousand.bsky.social · 22/06/2025I tried to simply erase the random kid in the periphery of this photo and Adobe was like “stand back and let us show you the mighty power of the AI”. Great product you clowns I hope my $70 a month gets spent on some kind of paint for your offices that turns out to give you cancer 020
Prune Tracy @nathanpthousand.bsky.social · 18/03/2025What do you think this funny little fella was doing running around in some kinda seal team six getup this morning? 010
Prune Tracy @nathanpthousand.bsky.social · 12/03/2025Were you there when they gooseified my board 000
Prune Tracy @nathanpthousand.bsky.social · 01/03/2025The peak of Everest is covered in garbage but I’m standing here alone on top of Mount Finished-a-whole-chapstick 000
Prune Tracy @nathanpthousand.bsky.social · 24/02/2025Incredibly psyched to finally own a hardcover copy of this. 000
Prune Tracy @nathanpthousand.bsky.social · 16/02/2025I made a life-altering amount of spaghetti and meatballs yesterday. This is just the leftovers. 110
Prune Tracy @nathanpthousand.bsky.social · 05/02/2025lol “poorly timed” photo dawg they caught him looking like he’s actively pooping his pants so hard they fall down 010
Prune Tracy @nathanpthousand.bsky.social · 10/12/2024I put my giant inflatable snowman on the same extension cord as the lights so every evening at dusk I get to experience this. 022
Prune Tracy @nathanpthousand.bsky.social · 08/12/2024“They'll blow their Floo-Floobers. They'll bang their Tah-Tinkers. They'll blow their Who-Hoobers. They'll bang their Gah-Ginkers. They'll beat their Trum-Tookers. They'll slam their Sloo-Slonkers. They'll beat their Blum-Blookers. They'll wham their Who-Wonkers.” 000
Prune Tracy @nathanpthousand.bsky.social · 03/12/2024When the hot dog vendor asks me how I like my chili dog 011
Prune Tracy @nathanpthousand.bsky.social · 01/12/2024Home bar was low on non-expensive whiskey options so I guess I’m treating this cold with a Hot Petty 000
Prune Tracy @nathanpthousand.bsky.social · 26/11/2024Gave myself a good ol spaghetti clown mouth before 9am 000
Prune Tracy @nathanpthousand.bsky.social · 26/11/2024I made the spaghetti and meatballs recipe from this book and folks I’m gonna eat the leftovers for breakfast 100
Prune Tracy @nathanpthousand.bsky.social · 25/11/2024Couldn’t remember this actress’s name and said “what’s that lady from all the spooky doll movies? Her name is something like Oopadoopa Fromaggio.” 010
Prune Tracy @nathanpthousand.bsky.social · 20/11/2024Can’t believe it’s already been five years since I snuck a hot dog into the roller coaster 021
Prune Tracy @nathanpthousand.bsky.social · 15/05/2024This generation’s The Crow: Original Motion Picture Soundtrack just dropped 000
Prune Tracy @nathanpthousand.bsky.social · 09/03/2024Just discovered there’s a forum called cybertruckownersclub dot com but none of these guys actually have a cyber truck Nation of temporarily embarrassed cyber truck owners 000
Prune Tracy @nathanpthousand.bsky.social · 07/03/2024Fixing to spend my tax refund on the frozen Stallone 000
Prune Tracy @nathanpthousand.bsky.social · 27/01/2024This one is in constant danger from the Western Mr. Belding owl. 000
Prune Tracy @nathanpthousand.bsky.social · 27/01/2024The zoo should get a giant laptop for these guys to lay on top of and make it overheat. 010
Prune Tracy @nathanpthousand.bsky.social · 27/01/2024How’s come this gorilla look like he’s charging up his special move? 000
Prune Tracy @nathanpthousand.bsky.social · 18/01/2024I’ve been on a hot streak but this is absurd. Never even saw the trailer for this movie. 000
Prune Tracy @nathanpthousand.bsky.social · 01/01/2024I can’t believe I got to be 13 years old in 1995 and also get to have this kind of shit happening in my forties. Truly blessed. 000
Prune Tracy @nathanpthousand.bsky.social · 29/12/2023What actor’s expression in a movie will stay with you for the rest of your life? 020
