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Nathan

@nateynate17.bsky.social
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Is a lawyer, otherwise known as a professional complainer. Shoutout to Flynn Costello for the awesome pbr raccoon

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Nathan @nateynate17.bsky.social · 10h
Have we finally realized he’s just a moron?
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Nathan @nateynate17.bsky.social · 11h
Is the bar where I delude myself that I think everything is okay?
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Nathan @nateynate17.bsky.social · 16h
I can fix her
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Nathan @nateynate17.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Wait what, last I saw the turned it over on their opening drive in the second half.
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Nathan @nateynate17.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
In the world of “LOL my wife sucks amirite guys” I wanna be the guy “I love my wife, she’s my bestfriend”
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Nathan @nateynate17.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Trying to create the most cursed film possible, think I did it.
Tentpole
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Nathan @nateynate17.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I was willing to give her the benefit of the doubt, but then she immediately pivoted to a state level prosecution…and then she lost me.
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Nathan @nateynate17.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Nah, civil forfeiture. Take all his shit without compensation.
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Nathan @nateynate17.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I’m increasingly convinced that both elites and conservatives are refusing to accept their own mortality.
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Nathan @nateynate17.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Draftkings/Madden Ultimate Team coming soon!
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Nathan @nateynate17.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
“Do you know what a foid is?”
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Nathan @nateynate17.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Dude says he’s not gonna run for president, but when if runs Collins out of the building, the DNC is going to very subtly put out a notice that while you can run against him, if you try to chop him down we will pull funding
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Nathan @nateynate17.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’m as heathen as they come, but if you can rule lawyer your all knowing god…he’s not really all that all knowing in the first place.
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Nathan @nateynate17.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Is that Jon Hamm?
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Nathan @nateynate17.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Peak fantasy football is forgetting you have the draft and still winning the league anyways
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Nathan @nateynate17.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
youtube.com/shorts/IQHTn... Required watching
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Vikings Fans Right Now… 🏈😭 #nfl #nflfootball #vikings #samdarnold
YouTube video by Jones Brothers
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Nathan @nateynate17.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is totally gonna be paired with a robust buildout of new homes to make up the shortfall, right? Right!?
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Nathan @nateynate17.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’m a full on rapist -Charlie Kelly
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Charlie Kelly Charlie Day
Alt: Charlie Kelly Charlie Day
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Nathan @nateynate17.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I got my son his first round of shots on Monday. We thought it was great because he just slept all day which was fine until he decided Daddy only needed one hour of sleep that night.
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Nathan @nateynate17.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Cuck chair
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Nathan @nateynate17.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“Being an involuntary cuck, is actually good” -Angela Paxton and your average Republican.
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Nathan @nateynate17.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
What do you mean, I think it’s gonna work out just fine.
Knockrup.com screenshot of Terms of use which states: Draft. Have a lawyer rewrite before launch
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Nathan @nateynate17.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The British: Dawg, it’s been 200 years. Let it go.
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Nathan @nateynate17.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
And here I thought he was calling me a cat.
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Nathan @nateynate17.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My favorite interview a the pro-choice Gen Z girlie in Arizona who thought Trump returning abortion to the states was a *good* thing.
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Nathan @nateynate17.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Dawg, who do you think was president in the year 2020 because god damn I know Covid broke people’s brains, I didn’t expect it to break a person’s ability to understand basic chronology.
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Nathan @nateynate17.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Something definitely broke somewhere because the numbers are portending something bad.
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Nathan @nateynate17.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I don’t know giving up 24 to the Jets is still fraudulent behavior. Really the entire NFC North might just all be frauds this year.
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Nathan @nateynate17.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Reboot the series, make Inde Navarette play Mara Jade and watch the money roll in from the weirdos who take it was too seriously.
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Nathan @nateynate17.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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But Why? Man in Surgical Gown
Alt: But Why? Man in Surgical Gown
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Nathan @nateynate17.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This article’s entire premise is How dare you not like this song and that “anything but country” signals elitism. My response to that is yes, I’ve never listened to this song out of principle because all country is shit.
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Nathan @nateynate17.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Gotta just clean house. MLF just ain’t it anymore and trotting out this line to protect your $55 million QB is malpractice by the GM.
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Nathan @nateynate17.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The Bears broke this team.
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Nathan @nateynate17.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I still think we should throw Trump a bone and officially make Mar-A-Lago a second residency for the office of the presidency. He’d love it, he’d sign it right away unaware of the implications.
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Nathan @nateynate17.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Mr. President everyone is threatening to dump their treasury bonds…are you sure you wanna do this?
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Nathan @nateynate17.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Fun fact when shit goes south this guy will have a mental breakdown when he finds out the person who shot his dick off was a 13 year old girl who listens to TSwift
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Nathan @nateynate17.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Charlie, that doesn’t mean you can keep huffing paint since you have an extra brain.
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Nathan @nateynate17.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
How turbo fucked is everyone if we’re now just getting the GOP going Export Ban now
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Nathan @nateynate17.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The sociological dynamics of a small own in the Midwest is…copious amounts of racism and meth. Why would anyone want that.
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Nathan @nateynate17.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The highest vote getter in NC in 2024 wasn’t Kamala or Trump it was Josh Stein, who had over 100k more votes.
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Nathan @nateynate17.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
These people would look at NY going from 47 electoral votes down to 28 over the past century and say it’s a good thing because it shows we’re “smart” about how we grow our state.
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Nathan @nateynate17.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Burgers from 10 past midnight to 3 am are the best time to have a burger. If Im eating a burger in that time frame, my night was a banger.
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Nathan @nateynate17.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Just in time for us to escalate with Iran.
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Nathan @nateynate17.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Best case scenario: We gotta see more of President Trump bare chested with a six pack. Worst case scenario: We all die. Not great Sky!
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Nathan @nateynate17.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I thought the troopz hated LaNeve, I know Reddit isn’t real life, but the amount of people making cuck chair jokes was noticeable.
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Nathan @nateynate17.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The house adjourning to avoid Hegseth’s impeachment is looking mighty sus.
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Nathan @nateynate17.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
>TFW if I use AI in my work I will get disbarred What’s a little oopsie where millions can die :p
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Nathan @nateynate17.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Ohh I know that feeling, one of the big reasons I left my last job was “Yes, we have paternity leave…it’s 3 weeks and you also have to make up the 112.5 hrs you missed by the end of the quarter”
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Nathan @nateynate17.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I read that as My Aella…and was like Sky noooo
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Nathan @nateynate17.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Murc’s law.
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