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And I will charm, I will slice, I will dazzle, I will outshine them all

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nate @natefc.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I get to post this now I’m allowed it’s the two different pdfs they sent me about usage
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nate @natefc.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We all suck remember everyone else has these feels unless they’re too ignorant to. And then try to get by
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nate @natefc.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Am I gonna wear this all the time in South Georgia? Fuck yes I am
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nate @natefc.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My bar regulars gave me a gift tonight and yep they know me
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nate @natefc.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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nate @natefc.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
It’s bad enough when they’re stupid so it’s worse when they’re stupid and tired after Wednesday
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nate @natefc.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Jacquet, Araujo, and Virgil have been v good and Iraiola has made the team better after halftime in pretty much every match that’s all I got
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nate @natefc.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Szobo Gravy midfield again plz stop making me watch it
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nate @natefc.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Ah, shit, Hugo probs got it after last season too
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nate @natefc.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
That said wow I hate Marcos Llorente. Pretty sure Gakpo, Virgil, Dom, and Alexis are the only Liverpool players with more goals at Anfield than him
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nate @natefc.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Pleased with Liverpool today. First goal was all the midfield issues but then those two midfielders each scored. They look more a team each match and it’s still v early. And then @liverpooloffside.bsky.social said Kerkez is a Moreno regen and fuck it’s perfect I hate that plz prove us wrong
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nate @natefc.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I don’t understand why they haven’t done the Gerrard playing right wing, kinda, from 2007-09ish
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nate @natefc.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Real pleased with Munoz today. Not even counting the penalty. Rio is not a right winger tho
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nate @natefc.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I will happily take a point today, knowing Newcastle hasn’t won in the league against our lot since 2015. The midfield issues will get fixed with more coaching. Remember how Iraiola started with Bournemouth. The attack is sparse figure that shit out. And Virgil might be washed figure that out too
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nate @natefc.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
We still suck, mind you
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nate @natefc.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Liverpool’s undying ability to rage bait and then kick Newcastle in the nuts remains undefeated it’s astonishing
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nate @natefc.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Both goals from Gravy giveaways top off opp box fucking hysterical
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nate @natefc.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Took Bournemouth like a third of a season to play like Iraiola wanted but good lord that half felt way too familiar in all the bad ways
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nate @natefc.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
First fucking counter lol
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Tragic Johnson @tragicjohnson.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Liverpool have set up their new manager to fail for no reason but inertia A mom asked you to take out chicken and oh shit it’s 5 pm and you forgot but maybe you can defrost it in the microwave?-ass summer
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nate @natefc.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Very much lager pilled. Everyone who comes to my dumb bar knows line 2 is Nate’s pilsner or Kolsch. I got a NZ pils on it now
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nate @natefc.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Also I love fests and marzens
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nate @natefc.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I’m just being contrary I’ve had at least one Oktoberfest on tap for three weeks now. Season creep is real
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nate @natefc.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
We’re really drinking fests in August?
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nate @natefc.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Add right wingers to the pitch not the boardroom @liverpool
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nate @natefc.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Are we sure we don’t want to waste three minutes VAR checking that
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nate @natefc.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Getting Araujo’s wages off of Barca’s books makes it more likely that they can sign Rodri. 4-D chess from Hughes here
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nate @natefc.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Well yeah that’s the establishment Democratic Party
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nate @natefc.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
When he automatically cuts inside without thinking he’s gonna end up in the Main Stand
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nate @natefc.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Are you paying attention to preseason? That was a mistake
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nate @natefc.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Liverpools transfer planning has been garbage for four windows now but can Rio play RW? Actually this might work
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nate @natefc.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Don’t be terrible to fellow human beings who are just trying to get through all this bullshit is a healthy way to live life and also it’s very easy to do
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nate @natefc.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Growing up in 90s as a weirdo and wondered if I was trans. Thought about it a lot. Wasn’t. Right decision for me. Not the decision for others. Long story short shut the fuck up and let people figure themselves out and live lives they need to live you ain’t gotta love just see people as they are
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nate @natefc.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Evil
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nate @natefc.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Joe Gomez has passed Sturridge and Agger at the “Jesus it’s just sad now” point with injuries
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nate @natefc.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Appreciate it but don’t bother
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nate @natefc.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Never mind it’s ESPN Unlimited fuck that I ain’t paying for that
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nate @natefc.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
The Liverpool friendly appears to be on ESPN+ in the US if you have it, which is a thing I accidentally learned just now
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nate @natefc.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I did a bad AI prompt when drunk bc I need a new avatar and this is what I got and yep i deserved this so is you have to see it too
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nate @natefc.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
If Real really want Diomande and decide to sell Brahim Diaz hi hello I’m listening
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nate @natefc.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I’m out if this happens and I got 20 years of writing about Liverpool on this here internet
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nate @natefc.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
That was a nonsense. Exactly what the third place game should be.
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nate @natefc.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Mostly we’ve seen the players we know do what they can do all World Cup. Except Djed Spence. Jeebus he’s had a tournament
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nate @natefc.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Olise is wild. He sees passes I can’t even see from TV. He’s always in the right place. Always. He misses that shot and the one before. I love him so much
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nate @natefc.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Also somehow Ibou Konate is at the scene of multiple crimes again also fucking weird
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nate @natefc.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Also Dean Henderson is better than Jordan Pickford
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nate @natefc.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
France changed their back line. England changed pretty much everything but their back line. Hmmmm weird.
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nate @natefc.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Cosplay ass shit how are we here politically
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nate @natefc.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
What the heck is wrong with these people. They weren’t hugged or hit enough I’m not sure which
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nate @natefc.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
England gonna give Pep all the money after this and still lose in the semifinal because England and that’s very funny to me
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