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And I will charm, I will slice, I will dazzle, I will outshine them all

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nate @natefc.bsky.social · 21m
I get to post this now I’m allowed it’s the two different pdfs they sent me about usage
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nate @natefc.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My bar regulars gave me a gift tonight and yep they know me
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nate @natefc.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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nate @natefc.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
It’s bad enough when they’re stupid so it’s worse when they’re stupid and tired after Wednesday
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nate @natefc.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Jacquet, Araujo, and Virgil have been v good and Iraiola has made the team better after halftime in pretty much every match that’s all I got
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nate @natefc.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Szobo Gravy midfield again plz stop making me watch it
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nate @natefc.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Pleased with Liverpool today. First goal was all the midfield issues but then those two midfielders each scored. They look more a team each match and it’s still v early. And then @liverpooloffside.bsky.social said Kerkez is a Moreno regen and fuck it’s perfect I hate that plz prove us wrong
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nate @natefc.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I will happily take a point today, knowing Newcastle hasn’t won in the league against our lot since 2015. The midfield issues will get fixed with more coaching. Remember how Iraiola started with Bournemouth. The attack is sparse figure that shit out. And Virgil might be washed figure that out too
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nate @natefc.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Liverpool’s undying ability to rage bait and then kick Newcastle in the nuts remains undefeated it’s astonishing
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nate @natefc.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Both goals from Gravy giveaways top off opp box fucking hysterical
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nate @natefc.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Took Bournemouth like a third of a season to play like Iraiola wanted but good lord that half felt way too familiar in all the bad ways
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nate @natefc.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
First fucking counter lol
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Tragic Johnson @tragicjohnson.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Liverpool have set up their new manager to fail for no reason but inertia A mom asked you to take out chicken and oh shit it’s 5 pm and you forgot but maybe you can defrost it in the microwave?-ass summer
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nate @natefc.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Add right wingers to the pitch not the boardroom @liverpool
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nate @natefc.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Are we sure we don’t want to waste three minutes VAR checking that
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nate @natefc.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Getting Araujo’s wages off of Barca’s books makes it more likely that they can sign Rodri. 4-D chess from Hughes here
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nate @natefc.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Are you paying attention to preseason? That was a mistake
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nate @natefc.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Liverpools transfer planning has been garbage for four windows now but can Rio play RW? Actually this might work
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nate @natefc.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Evil
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nate @natefc.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Joe Gomez has passed Sturridge and Agger at the “Jesus it’s just sad now” point with injuries
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nate @natefc.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
The Liverpool friendly appears to be on ESPN+ in the US if you have it, which is a thing I accidentally learned just now
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nate @natefc.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I did a bad AI prompt when drunk bc I need a new avatar and this is what I got and yep i deserved this so is you have to see it too
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nate @natefc.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
If Real really want Diomande and decide to sell Brahim Diaz hi hello I’m listening
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nate @natefc.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I’m out if this happens and I got 20 years of writing about Liverpool on this here internet
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nate @natefc.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
That was a nonsense. Exactly what the third place game should be.
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nate @natefc.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Mostly we’ve seen the players we know do what they can do all World Cup. Except Djed Spence. Jeebus he’s had a tournament
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nate @natefc.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Olise is wild. He sees passes I can’t even see from TV. He’s always in the right place. Always. He misses that shot and the one before. I love him so much
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nate @natefc.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
France changed their back line. England changed pretty much everything but their back line. Hmmmm weird.
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nate @natefc.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
What the heck is wrong with these people. They weren’t hugged or hit enough I’m not sure which
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nate @natefc.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
England gonna give Pep all the money after this and still lose in the semifinal because England and that’s very funny to me
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nate @natefc.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Thomas Tuchel, everybody
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nate @natefc.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Entire bar erupted for that Spence tackle that was weird
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nate @natefc.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
“These bitches having a mid off” ass game
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nate @natefc.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Oh are we getting permanent DST fuck yes
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nate @natefc.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Spain game proves the importance of quality and depth in midfield, and little more. *looks at Liverpool’s midfield* welp
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nate @natefc.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Too many of my bar patrons knew it was my birthday. Thanks co-partner for putting it on the events calendar. This was my favorite
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nate @natefc.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Correct take. We can also do the Diogo Jota take but after the last Liverpool season I’d rather not
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nate @natefc.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I am a referee conspiracy theorist so take this with all the grains of salt but the way that Argentina has won literally every game this World Cup and welp I don’t care for it
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nate @natefc.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Wild we never saw this coming when Messi got shoehorned into the Club World Cup
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nate @natefc.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Be more blatant about this, FIFA
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nate @natefc.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
America’s Mayor ™
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nate @natefc.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Broke: the CIA exported evangelicalism to Central and South America to counteract liberation theology Woke: lol fuck yr soccer
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nate @natefc.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Fuck yes this is exactly how the US should leave the World Cup
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nate @natefc.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
USMNT should still be less embarrassed than Portugal and that is a win
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nate @natefc.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Ahahahahahahahaha
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nate @natefc.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Wild that Trump killed the vibes for yet another sports team. Every fucking time
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nate @natefc.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Thomas Tuchel just out suffer-balled Mexico at the Estaca. Down to 10 for 30 minutes. Amazing. We stan our suffer ball king (derogatory and complimentary)
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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 06/07/2026
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nate @natefc.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
What
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nate @natefc.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Hurry up and stop the thunderstorms in the absence of soccer Bluesky is really fucking Blueskying it here
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