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Natalie Keller Reinert

@nataliekreinert.bsky.social
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Your horse girl friend in Florida. Amiable Disney nerd. Author of The Eventing Series - now available at all bookstores from Flatiron Books 🐎🐎🐎 THE JUMP 3/24/2026 nataliekreinert.com Rep: Lacy Lynch/House of Story

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Natalie Keller Reinert @nataliekreinert.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Sam Savitt is the greatest 😍😍
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Natalie Keller Reinert @nataliekreinert.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Cannot believe I’ll be back in Saratoga in just a few days!!! I’ll be signing books at Impressions of Saratoga on Wednesday, July 15. One of my favorite stores! Do NOT pinch me 😂😂 I like this dream!
Pic of me peeking over my hardcover book, The Jump
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Jason Schultz @jason.parkendium.com · 10/07/2026
Walt Disney World Resort transportation map from World News, September 1975
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Natalie Keller Reinert @nataliekreinert.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
98 degrees and the closest storm is 30 miles away 😒 #weathersky #flwx #florida #wxsky
Thunderstorm cloud in distance
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QuoProQuid @quoproquid.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
whoopsie
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Natalie Keller Reinert @nataliekreinert.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
alright that’s enough hoedown for me, I’m goin to bed. Good luck all xx
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Dave Dildine @dildinedave.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Cloud-to-ground lightning, ground-to-cloud fireworks in DC.
A photo I took facing south down Connecticut Avenue from Dupont Circle showing a lightning bolt and the Independence Day fireworks.
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Natalie Keller Reinert @nataliekreinert.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
can you imagine if there was this much room at Disneyland during any fireworks show on a weeknight in September? What a dream
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Natalie Keller Reinert @nataliekreinert.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
do I even want to know
My TV screen with the DC fireworks. The caption says KILL. MAKE SOME CHILDREN. OH. NO NO NO NO
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Natalie Keller Reinert @nataliekreinert.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Oh cool saw some distant lightning behind the bad fireworks during this song I’ve never heard before
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Natalie Keller Reinert @nataliekreinert.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
So once when I worked in Frontierland we had this CP who had gone to Dr Philips High and she said Livin on a Prayer was their senior class song and I said Amy, this is why people hate us
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Natalie Keller Reinert @nataliekreinert.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I do miss living in Celebration sometimes
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Natalie Keller Reinert @nataliekreinert.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Oh perimeter fireworks are good but why at midnight
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Natalie Keller Reinert @nataliekreinert.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
This year for July 4th I decided to read BACK AFTER THIS by @lindaholmes.bsky.social from cover to cover and it was an awesome day
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Natalie Keller Reinert @nataliekreinert.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Somehow, there is no rule stopping me from booking an entire group cruise??? The Adulting With Horses Cruise is HAPPENING! Visit: tr.ee/6M1GUQybcj
Adulting With Horses Cruise - Adventure of the Seas Text: 

Take a summer vacation with us!
- family-friendly ship!

- tropical destinations (a must!)
- unique events for horse lovers!
- special swag!
- weird horse girl fun every day!Text: 

Where and when are we going?
- August 20 - 25, 2027
a- Port Canaveral departure
- Bimini, The Bahamas
- Day at Sea
- Labadee, Haiti
- Day at Sea
- Back to Port CanaveralText:

Easy to book
- check out our group vacation link
- enter your email address to start!
- get an incredible group rate
- choose your payment option
- done!
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Natalie Keller Reinert @nataliekreinert.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
meteorologist: this tornado is going toward this big… shopping center? What is this? me, on my iPhone map already: THAT IS A TOYOTA PLANT
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Natalie Keller Reinert @nataliekreinert.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
this has been an interesting weekend without AC in Florida but I’ve had a lot of fun treating our bedroom like a motel room with a loud AC unit and a giant, shady patio (the rest of the house)
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
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Theresa @gertiethedino.com · 18/06/2026
Screen shot of an article from Clickhole with a photo of the Brer Fox animatronic holding a beehive over a Brer Rabbit animatronic. The headline reads 5 Times The Animatronic Fox On Splash Mountain Addressed Me By Name And Told Me He Was Going To Marry My Dad
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Natalie Keller Reinert @nataliekreinert.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
today was a blessed podcast the ride day because it was a rare Birnbaum’s/The Rippingtons mash-up
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Prime @epcotprime.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Hear me out, double decker carousel of progress.
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🌈Dr. Frizzle @swilua.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
NEW EXAMPLE FOR FONT LESSON JUST DROPPED
It’s a Portuguese add and it’s “Final” volleyball but it looks like “anal” which is confusing cause they’re all women and men are the ones more into anal cause of their prostate gland orgasm potential? I’ve heard?? Can’t say that in the lesson shoot
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Collin Fisher 🇺🇦 @collinfisherphd.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Blue Origin's New Glenn just blew up at Cape Canaveral
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Natalie Keller Reinert @nataliekreinert.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Heard a very weird noise a few minutes after New Glenn exploded 150 miles away 🤔
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Turn The Page! - Syosset Public Library 🎤 @splturnthepage.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Now, ep. 402C: Natalie Keller Reinert brings us THE JUMP, an all new standalone novel about Brooke, a young woman with a horse and a dream. @nataliekreinert.bsky.social @flatironbooks.bsky.social turnthepage.blubrry.net/2026/05/15/t...
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Sol @solexposure.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
(1/7) I have 21 pieces of art to head to good homes. All are name your own price & *25% of the sale goes towards a nonprofit of your choice*! A mix of ink studies & paintings. These are 9x12 walnut ink studies on watercolor paper.
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Natalie Keller Reinert @nataliekreinert.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
I was so excited to sit down and watch Fox Weather at Night and… it’s not on. And I’m kind of super depressed about it. I just love that show and because the internet no longer seems to have basic information right, I don’t know if it’s just gone or what
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Natalie Keller Reinert @nataliekreinert.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Kentucky Derby Day is always a good time to think about my favorite novels set in horse racing, a complicated and insular world. But this one, with a female trainer win, is especially good. open.substack.com/pub/imaginar...
Graphic with horseshoes and text: 3 novels that showcase women in horse racing (written by horsewomen)
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Natalie Keller Reinert @nataliekreinert.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Tired doesn’t even begin to cover it but book tour part two is over and the horses were amazing 😍
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Kentucky 3-Day Event and the End of Book Tour
The Jump is out there, people. Make good choices.
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Natalie Keller Reinert @nataliekreinert.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Signer copies of THE JUMP at the Barnes & Noble in Chattanooga - Hamilton Place!
Signed title page of THE JUMP New fiction titles at B&N.
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anikeru.bsky.social @anikeru.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
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anikeru.bsky.social @anikeru.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
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Natalie Keller Reinert @nataliekreinert.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Pretty happy with this selfie I took with the ponies
Three creatures looking at a phone: me, a person; a horse’s nose; a mini horse’s eyeball.
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Natalie Keller Reinert @nataliekreinert.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
The top got huge at the last minute and flopped in the oven but the main part of this pan loaf is actually delicious and soft and lovely so that’s something
A bread loaf that has an odd flat, saggy top.
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Natalie Keller Reinert @nataliekreinert.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
doing some book research and I go to my shelf to find a book I was sure I’d bought. I remembered buying it. Nowhere. So weird. I log into thriftbooks for a different title and there are 4 books in my cart I forgot to order like 3 months ago 😅
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Natalie Keller Reinert @nataliekreinert.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
man I have got to get a new bread baking book. The one I’ve got has helped me in producing 100% failed loaves
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Out of Context Mickey Mouse Comics @oocmickeycomics.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
From Walt Disney's Mickey Mouse Vol. 6: The Gleam

Mickey walking home worriedly, sweating a lot.

Mickey: I don't know what to do to protect Minnie, but I just can't turn her over to the cops!
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Natalie Keller Reinert @nataliekreinert.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
It’s 12:15 and I have ridden my horse, fed my crows, and started a loaf of bread. I am living my best forest witch life today.
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Bill Rat @billbeagle.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Looks we love
A mannequin is dismantled ‘neath a sign reading “looks we love” near the entrance of a Macy’s
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Natalie Keller Reinert @nataliekreinert.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
wow this is some Wikipedia entry en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sinclai...
en.wikipedia.org
Sinclair, Wyoming - Wikipedia
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Tiffany Michelle Brown (she/her) @tmbwrites.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
I was just in the bathroom at Disneyland, a toddler was singing "Let It Go" in there, and let me tell you, it was oddly encouraging.
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Natalie Keller Reinert @nataliekreinert.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
I really thought he’d like it
A gray cat looks deeply annoyed by a small tiger toy.
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Natalie Keller Reinert @nataliekreinert.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
The watch box for IL
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Natalie Keller Reinert @nataliekreinert.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Watching Ari on Fox Weather as several tornadoes pop at the same time east of Bloomington IL. Big outbreak tonight.
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Natalie Keller Reinert @nataliekreinert.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
we have a local meteorologist who says “wet season” instead of “rainy season” and ugh
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Natalie Keller Reinert @nataliekreinert.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Oooooof nothing like opening Spotify and seeing a memoriam for one of your favorite singers. Maire Brennan of Clannad was a mainstay of my teen years and I still hum her songs nearly every day www.bbc.com/news/article...
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Moya Brennan: Irish musician dies aged 73
The singer came to prominence when she began performing with her family in the group Clannad, which was formed in 1970.
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Natalie Keller Reinert @nataliekreinert.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
I know Substack has Nazi problems so I find it a bit strange it keeps subscribing me to democrats running for office. The most recent one is from Alaska.
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Natalie Keller Reinert @nataliekreinert.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
story time! The only time I’ve ever heard of Allbird before today was when Rob Lowe was doing ads for them on the parks and rec podcast. Are podcast brands even real??
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
@sabatonfan69 2 months ago

My mom bursts into my room to find a full castle in there: what the fuck is this? Don’t you garrison in that.

Me: *garrisons*

Mom: You come down from those ramparts or so help me god

*I fire a warning arrow into a vase*

Mom: fucker. You and what army?

Me: *raises banners*
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Breaking Mews/Ruff Translations @breakingmews.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Spring has arrived on Mount Helena and Stella couldn’t be happier.
Yellow flowers bloom in the foreground and yellow lab dog hikes up a mountain in background.
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