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Dayna EM Craig

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Dayna EM Craig @narcissistprayer.com · 06/10/2026
It's so far been dead easy to use, clean (it is a hot brick of steel you cannot mar the surface), and think of things I want to push around it with a spatula while I have a hand on one hip and the radio on. Weighs a tonne. Not terribly practical to store. Be the envy of all with COMMERCIAL KITCHEN E
A white woman thumbs-upping the camera, before a flat-top griddle. On top are some grilled cheese bread rolls, an egg, and a sausage.
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Dayna EM Craig @narcissistprayer.com · 06/10/2026
Afraid to say it's as good as you're dreaming. I'm freshly moved in and have very little set up except...this monstrosity of an idea. Practicing me smashin. Eating like I have a death wish. 10/10.
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Dayna EM Craig @narcissistprayer.com · 07/08/2026
On Etsy looking a Little Treats and some nice person has carved a lovely anatomical heart in pink stone only it is the Wrong Pink
A hand holding a carved stone heart. Due to the unfortunately specific shade of pink and fleshy detail, it looks like a pair of bollocks cleanly ripped from a corpse.A hand holding a carved stone heart. Due to the unfortunately specific shade of pink and fleshy detail, it looks like a pair of bollocks cleanly ripped from a corpse.A hand holding a carved stone heart. Due to the unfortunately specific shade of pink and fleshy detail, it looks like a pair of bollocks cleanly ripped from a corpse.
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Dayna EM Craig @narcissistprayer.com · 18/06/2026
Ow ow ow 🤙
White woman trying not to cry kicks her heels to take a photo of her leg tattoo. Leg with two healed tattoos and a fresh one of a paper bag of sweets.
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Dayna EM Craig @narcissistprayer.com · 18/06/2026
You can just pay women to hurt you
White woman in a black and white patterned shirt and beige shorts, taking a mirror selfie over her shoulder. She has a stencil for a tattoo on her leg of a 10p mixup.
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Dayna EM Craig @narcissistprayer.com · 10/06/2026
Enhance..
A section of the above image, cropped to show only the words IRELAND UNITED and FOR OUR KIDS TOMORROW
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Dayna EM Craig @narcissistprayer.com · 10/06/2026
Have been forbidden carbs and fat and most calories for three months now so obviously I'm borderline crying about this being my hospital breakfast this morning. Indescribable. We're so back.
Stack of three small pancakes with syrup, powdered sugar, and fresh blueberries on top.
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Dayna EM Craig @narcissistprayer.com · 09/06/2026
I lived, bitch!
Same white woman, addled and winking.
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Dayna EM Craig @narcissistprayer.com · 09/06/2026
Sexy paper knickers time, baby! 😌🤙
A white woman with dark hair poses in a hospital gown.
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Dayna EM Craig @narcissistprayer.com · 04/06/2026
I may be spending twelve hours on a three minute blood test, but I got a sticker from the cute cafe, so was it really a waste?
Dinky little chuwi laptop with various cute stickers.
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Dayna EM Craig @narcissistprayer.com · 04/06/2026
After 10 years of waiting for my cholecystectomy, the NHS is paying for me to go private! Which means every appointment (like today's) is a 120 mile round trip. It's been a bit of a shambles. Private hospital? Very nice. Coffee shop next to it? Sublime. Everything else? Bin fire of an experience.
A cafe table with laptop, book, charger, and a coffee. In the background, a cute little coffee shop.
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Dayna EM Craig @narcissistprayer.com · 04/06/2026
Remember her? Feel old now? In the time between writing A Narcissist's Prayer and today, I have: ♥️ Acquired an IP lawyer ♥️ Joined a union ♥️ Moved house twice ♥️ Had three red-flag referrals from my GP ♥️ Hand-built a terrible personal website ♥️ Gone insane and dropped off the face of the earth
Selfie of a white woman in chunky cat-eye glasses, with long brown hair and an enormous forehead.Same woman, but with more piercings and a fringe hiding half the forehead. She's gained weight, wrinkles, and a better camera.
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Dayna EM Craig @narcissistprayer.com · 04/06/2026
Ten years ago yesterday, I wrote and posted what turned out to be the internet's favourite poem about being an asshole: A Narcissist's Prayer. It's been a hell of a decade. I've been gone for half of it having a big ol' Menty B. Let's catch up.
A Narcissist’s Prayer

That didn’t happen. 
And if it did, it wasn’t that bad. 
And if it was, that’s not a big deal. 
And if it is, that’s not my fault. 
And if it was, I didn’t mean it. 
And if I did 
You deserved it.
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Dayna EM Craig @narcissistprayer.com · 26/05/2026
Showing up to the Cool Girls Table, late and high,
one of those chuwi book laptops, with a couple of stickers on it. on top lies a tiny ereader, a banana shaped pouch (for scale), and a green pen.
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Dayna EM Craig @narcissistprayer.com · 10/05/2026
BIRTHDAY BUMPS? NO. BIRTHDAY PETS.
A tabby and white cat looking very angry next to a pot of cat grass.The same cat, with a blurry face, on grey sheets.The same horrible goblin cat makes a face mid-cough, atop a green blanket.
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Dayna EM Craig @narcissistprayer.com · 05/05/2026
me and who
A fine art print of two persons holding hands across a red surface. There's a cup of coffee, a lighter, and an ashtray on the table. The two have chic short painted nails and one is smoking a pink sobranie cigarette.
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Dayna EM Craig @narcissistprayer.com · 13/04/2026
Anthropologie I love you but what the fuck is this candle
A green jar candle, with a sunset and the words LOCALS ONLY printed on the glass.
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Dayna EM Craig @narcissistprayer.com · 23/03/2026
Bossman says to go home. 😔🤙
Little grey squirrel outside under a blue bin.
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Dayna EM Craig @narcissistprayer.com · 19/03/2026
An Alamy stock image with associated watermark, in which a delivery person in a red t-shirt, proffers you a little keypad thing to sign.
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Dayna EM Craig @narcissistprayer.com · 12/03/2026
Vane-Tempest thought it was a bad look for him to display a painting of a horse so clearly mistreated, and refused to pay. So, the story goes, Stubbs painted this one, full of mistakes. An absolute petty queen. See if you can spot all the things "wrong" with this picture. 🐎🖼️
A grand staircase in a period property, leading to a landing above which hangs the painting Hambletonian, Rubbing Down. Hambletonian, Rubbing Down, George Stubbs, 1800. A painting of a horse with groom and attendant, with some subtle impossible details.
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Dayna EM Craig @narcissistprayer.com · 07/03/2026
INTERNET GOOD FOR ONCE, JOYOUS DAY. Oh this is absolutely tickling me something chronic. Pure delight. I love people.
I've asked an "AI": Could you please show me a strawberry muffin? With a little mouse chef who is all proud of hisself.

The "AI" has responded with a drawing of exactly that. It is tremendous.
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Dayna EM Craig @narcissistprayer.com · 06/03/2026
not the michael collins the caterpillar
Two M&S Colin The Caterpillar cakes, with shamrocks and green top hats.
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Dayna EM Craig @narcissistprayer.com · 04/03/2026
CMAT out here getting me to buy O'Neills gear...that woman's gonna rub the border clean off this place. 🫡
Green O'Neills jersey with CMAT logo and DUNBOYNE DIANA on the front. Pink and red O'Neills shorts with CMAT logo.
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Dayna EM Craig @narcissistprayer.com · 02/03/2026
fake kanye tweet: i hate when i wake up with a cat next to me like oh great now i gotta be responsible for this cat
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Dayna EM Craig @narcissistprayer.com · 12/02/2026
Got Plastered with mum for Galentine's 😊
Me and my mother, two white women with glasses. A long view of some plaster wall hangings on a table. Two plaster wall hangings with ribbons attached. Detail of a plaster wall hanging, zoomed in on tiny little flowers.
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Dayna EM Craig @narcissistprayer.com · 09/02/2026
God, even the creature that shits out those clickbait ads meant to look like news knows he's on the out
A shit ad the likes of which you get below articles online: this one has a photo of Keir Starmer going "Sad News About Keir Starmer! Unfortunately, It Is True!" A shit ad the likes of which you get below articles online: this one has a photo of a head of garlic and reads "Constipation Will Disappear, and Your Body Will Be Cleansed of Slags!"
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Dayna EM Craig @narcissistprayer.com · 21/01/2026
It Is Thigh Tattoo Season!!! I stg something thighs is in the air. Wishing you many cold washes and for all the paper towels to be like, 1200 thread count soft lol!
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Dayna EM Craig @narcissistprayer.com · 09/01/2026
I sat so good and still she hurt me...betrayal 😔
Big aul thigh with a fresh tattoo on it of the four of cups tarot card in bisexual colours.
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Dayna EM Craig @narcissistprayer.com · 08/01/2026
A Google search input where I've typed "how many tattoos do I have to get before I stop having impostor syndrome every time I walk into the studio" with a little angry face
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Dayna EM Craig @narcissistprayer.com · 25/12/2025
Oh oops lol, no offence taken- yeah it was very uh, uhh? But then it did mean we get to hear the word whore with the most pathos and syllables since Ralph Cifaretto got hit by one, so I'm less complaining than commenting.
Daniel Craig in one of the Knives out movies, captioned: It makes no damn sense. Compels me though.
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Dayna EM Craig @narcissistprayer.com · 18/12/2025
I think it might be the money.
Screenshot of a Variety article which reads:

[Variety Interviewer] Who would you want to play in HBO’s live-action “Harry Potter” series?

[Kit Harrington] I’d take on any of them. I’ll be a background extra, I don’t care. I would love to be in that.
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Dayna EM Craig @narcissistprayer.com · 30/11/2025
undoubtedly
Brad Dourif as Luther Boggs, from an early episode of The X-Files.
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Dayna EM Craig @narcissistprayer.com · 17/11/2025
New stress map reveals where poster is on the verge of breaking apart
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Dayna EM Craig @narcissistprayer.com · 02/11/2025
Underrated approach tbh
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Dayna EM Craig @narcissistprayer.com · 22/10/2025
Are the buttons integral? Because clothing stores are FULL of these here and they KILL ME. Where are you going dressed up so cute, BABIES!!! I deserve these in my size.
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Dayna EM Craig @narcissistprayer.com · 17/10/2025
Who called it anal botox and not- ...folks, I'm hearing reports.
The top of an article about Buttox, which anal botox should surely have been named. 

Anal Tox (ButTox™): Exploring the Benefits of Botox for Anal Health


In the evolving landscape of aesthetic and medical treatments, Anal Tox (ButTox™)—the application of Botox (Botulinum Toxin) to the anal region—has emerged as a specialized procedure with unique benefits. While Botox is commonly
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Dayna EM Craig @narcissistprayer.com · 18/09/2025
He's BEEN!* 😍 *the postie, with my copy of the new @taraocomics.bsky.social CRY OUT LOUD to get stuck into
A hand holding up a copy of CRY OUT LOUD by TARA O'CONNOR against a white background.
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Dayna EM Craig @narcissistprayer.com · 16/09/2025
And often it's politically expedient for the people whipping up the hysteria - just ask Loudun.
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Dayna EM Craig @narcissistprayer.com · 11/09/2025
From Facebook: "I appeared to lay the blame at the feet of the migrant workers...Migrant workers are the backbone of the hospitality industry, including my own establishments;" No, Michael, you appeared to demonise the migrant workers by implying that they're dangerous and not "[your] people". 🖕
Facebook post from Michael Deane: In attempting to comment on how the app economy has undermined the economic and social fabric of our city, decimating the high street and making strangers of neighbours, I appeared to lay the blame at the feet of the migrant workers who deliver food via these apps. For that, I would like to apologise.
Migrant workers are the backbone of the hospitality industry, including my own establishments; without them our pubs and restaurants would not function. My words were poorly thought out and badly timed, and I apologise unreservedly.
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Dayna EM Craig @narcissistprayer.com · 01/09/2025
Held up my embroidery progress for teenage nephew's approval, got a silent thumbs up...gonna be riding that high for a week. 😎 Coolest aunt right here.
Some pink cross stitch on a brown jacket. Not looking like very much yet.
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Dayna EM Craig @narcissistprayer.com · 28/08/2025
She had this one in the bag did our Pix. ♥️😌 Right little mard arse.
A cat scowling furiously over some grass.
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Dayna EM Craig @narcissistprayer.com · 27/08/2025
The cheek of Evri calling my CMAT bag for life and gold vinyl a terrible parcel. 😔
A screenshot of an email from Evri, confirming that my Terrible parcel is on the way.
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Dayna EM Craig @narcissistprayer.com · 16/08/2025
Dr. Tightpussy MD
A screenshot of a conversation.

Girl
Are you stealing my ADHD meds??
Like go off
But also

DaynaEMCraig 10:15:
Creatine
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Dayna EM Craig @narcissistprayer.com · 08/08/2025
Not My Cat has started showing up to hang out and get pets and I think if I could get this on prescription it might actually fix me
A little white cat with a striped tabby tail and black splodges on her head, asleep in a ball on a door mat.
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Dayna EM Craig @narcissistprayer.com · 08/08/2025
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Dayna EM Craig @narcissistprayer.com · 04/08/2025
Okay but: 1. The hand push ones are so cheap 2. You can get basically any colour tape I freakin' love mine, I picked up a six pack of assorted pastels and went relatively insane for a while.
Selection of brightly coloured label tapes.
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Dayna EM Craig @narcissistprayer.com · 27/07/2025
squinting
FREE BLOW?
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Dayna EM Craig @narcissistprayer.com · 20/07/2025
it's giving
Two fluffy muppets in neon pink and orange, with little googly eyes and fluffy feet. Shaped like vajazzled slinkies.
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Dayna EM Craig @narcissistprayer.com · 16/07/2025
😴
Letter N embroidery in progress on brown fabric. Evening sky over the hills.
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Dayna EM Craig @narcissistprayer.com · 14/07/2025
Please stop mournalising this oppression tool
A woman in full Victorian mourning regalia including veil.
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