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Narci

@narcii.bsky.social
220 followers 173 following 2.3K posts

Parenting, intrusive thoughts, jokes, approximate knowledge of at least a few things. Was 4fite.

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Narci @narcii.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
When the hell did shoes get this expensive ? $150 for on sale ballet flats?
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Narci @narcii.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Work is going to be especially busy for the next month and looking at that daunting prospect makes me want to do today's projects less. Keeping track of all this stuff is tiring and I'm worrying in advance about dropping the ball or burning out.
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Narci @narcii.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
(I do not mean he quit the band, but dramatically vanished never to be seen again live or dead.)
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Narci @narcii.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Everything Must Go by the manic street preachers. Shift from moody introspective glam punk metal to a more mwinstream Brit pop academic symphonic wall of sound vibe. The band's original lyricist vanished (literally) after their third album.
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Narci @narcii.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's either that or monsters. Go get the quest!
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Narci @narcii.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If I've learned anything in the last 40 years there's treasure in there.
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Narci @narcii.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm like the only person on Bluesky who both knows the song "Choosin Texas" and also thinks it's kinda cute.
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Narci @narcii.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Anyone in NYC wanna see a concert on the 10th and then let me sleep on their couch? 😭
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Narci @narcii.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Being a responsible adult has gotten in the way of me seeing my fav band AND I can't sell the tickets. Doubly feels bad man.
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Narci @narcii.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Kid created a character named Nefarious Butts. I'm in awe.
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Narci @narcii.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Is it a female thing? A millennial thing? Glad it's not ... just me.
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Narci @narcii.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
One of my goals at work is to remove "just" from all my emails. It's so hard! I just wanna put it in everywhere. Part of an effort to just be more direct without sacrificing kindness.
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Narci @narcii.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
So strange. But good!
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Narci @narcii.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Weirdly almost completely fine??? It was basically just weak and sore 12 hours after I was crying in a wheelchair.
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Narci @narcii.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Update: I'm at urgent care and can't move it or hold any weight. What, and I ask sincerely, the fuck.
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Narci @narcii.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Tripped this morning and sprained my ankle mildly. It was fine all day. Except now, 9 hours later, it's fucking killing me and I can't walk on it? Uncool, body.
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Narci @narcii.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Bleaching your hair isn't a race, hope this helps a little.
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Narci @narcii.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Rack on the Rack.
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Narci @narcii.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
"If you go online there's a really funny video" you don't say.
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Narci @narcii.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
My six year old trying to explain the deep lore of the Hamster Dance to me.
A serious looking CGI lion says "do not cite the deep magic to me, I was there when it was written."
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Narci @narcii.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
*adds to my library list*
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Narci @narcii.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
[insert your own sucking joke here]
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Narci @narcii.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
See, if it was committing adultery, this would be a story worth telling in a Hyundai waiting room.
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Narci @narcii.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
She also told me an endless story about an Adultery Roomba that was not as good as the book I'm trying to read. Thinking of it, Adultery Roomba is a good tumblr name.
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Narci @narcii.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Boob on the Shelf is the worst xmas tradition tho.
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Narci @narcii.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Exactly. Like, someone has seen me play "head crowning or desperately need to poop" roulette. Boob on a shelf is meh.
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Narci @narcii.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Thanks to the annoyingly chatty old lady at the dealership who got the salesperson to hook her and me up with free paint repairs. Being an extrovert is like a super power.
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Narci @narcii.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Good luck! I find it mildly uncomfortable, no big deal. I'm also completely immured to privacy around nurses after having a couple babies so like, whatever.
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Narci @narcii.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I saw a chestnut tree just chilling in the local park this week, a good 15 feet tall, too. That was a delight!
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Narci @narcii.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Insanely jealous of this find.
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Narci @narcii.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Kid asked how old our mixer is. I did the math, it's 9 years old. No, that can't be right, I got it before I started dating @amplevigour.bsky.social. But I know 2007 and 2026 are nine years apart. How strange.
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Narci @narcii.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
The kids keep playing a game where they are "horrors". Except it's them yelling things like ""We buy this stuff at whore galore they only sell stuff for whores" and "TUG ME OFF WHORE". It's pretty hard to say "horrors".
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Narci @narcii.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
"Wow mommy this has omg of protein." 0 mg, buddy.
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Narci @narcii.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Love the soundtrack to Ori and the will of the wisp. Heard it a loooot from my son.
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Narci @narcii.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Are the adidas comfy? I think they are the most neutral option, neon gym shoes with a skirt isn't my vibe. But if you're confident, rock it. No one except snobs care what your feet look like when you walk all day.
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Narci @narcii.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
45 minutes into a "15 minute weekday recipe", I finally turn on the stove.
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Narci @narcii.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Mine too, I've had it in my head for days.
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Narci @narcii.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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Narci @narcii.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I killed a fly with my bare hands and threw it out and my son says, "high flyer, in the trash, have fun getting smash, smash, smashed." Perhaps he has a future in poetry.
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Narci @narcii.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
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Narci @narcii.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Just a joke, thankfully. Breakfast is generally latte and vyvance. 😆
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Narci @narcii.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Unironically love guys doing professional business out of an AOL email address. It's always guys in my industry.
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Narci @narcii.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Raw doggin' in (*eating cold ballpark franks straight from the fridge for breakfast)
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Narci @narcii.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Today: cannoli. Tomorrow, the world???
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Narci @narcii.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
The free food and coffee part of working in an office is definitely one of the perks.
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Narci @narcii.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
All I wanted to do today was read my book and I've lost my kindle somewhere in the house. Upsetting.
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Narci @narcii.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Acorn soup (also PK) was more like a game/toy hybrid that was a nice introduction to the idea that games are fun. We'd play the matching game while also playing pretend.
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Narci @narcii.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Outfoxed is great - clue for little kids. Might be a bit old for a 3 year old. Race to the Treasure. Hoot Owl was our fav PK game and definitely good for a 3 year old. Fav classic: they loved shoots and ladders.
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Narci @narcii.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
That's right, Miga.
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Narci @narcii.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Newsweek not the only one to discover bisexuality in the mid-1990s.
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