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@napsandsarcasm.bsky.social
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Same guy as he was in Hairplugs' Bad Place. The RW/Christian Right can piss off, and so can the extreme Left. Calgary Flames fan until they leave or I enter the eternal void of nothingness NO RANDOM DM's (will caps make it clear?)

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Napping until the air doesn't hurt my face @napsandsarcasm.bsky.social · 23h
He hasn't been an NHL calibre player since his first knee injury. Can't blame him, after the 2nd, but you also can't keep him on the roster if he's offering nothing
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Napping until the air doesn't hurt my face @napsandsarcasm.bsky.social · 23h
I said it last year, he's terrified to play his game, now. Zary was an electric dangler... And then he got his knee destroyed, twice. Since then he barely wants to be near the puck. The #Flames gave him a chance to get over it. He couldn't. #NHL calgaryherald.com/sports/hocke...
calgaryherald.com
Why the Flames placed Connor Zary and Brayden Pachal on waivers
The Calgary Flames placed Connor Zary, a former first-round draft pick, and Brayden Pachal on waivers on Monday. Read more.
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Napping until the air doesn't hurt my face @napsandsarcasm.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Nah... Gary will rig it again
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Napping until the air doesn't hurt my face @napsandsarcasm.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Right ... Just habit
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Napping until the air doesn't hurt my face @napsandsarcasm.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Kevin Bahl is the worst D man the #Flames have put on the ice. Useless in EVERY POSSIBLE way #NHL
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Napping until the air doesn't hurt my face @napsandsarcasm.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hahahahahaha the #Flames are going to go 0-82
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Napping until the air doesn't hurt my face @napsandsarcasm.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Kevin Bahl is a waste of a salary. His garbage mental game was hidden by Weegs. Dump that clown into the ocean, while the #Flames are on the coast
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Napping until the air doesn't hurt my face @napsandsarcasm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Last steaks of the season, I expect... Hope they're good, to offset the guaranteed disappointment of the #Flames game 😂
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Napping until the air doesn't hurt my face @napsandsarcasm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The city is getting a venue that will actually draw concerts and shows.
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Napping until the air doesn't hurt my face @napsandsarcasm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The #Flames know there was a hockey game tonight, right? JFC this season is going to suck #NHL
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Napping until the air doesn't hurt my face @napsandsarcasm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Fuck these refs. Seattle gets called for nothing, the #Flames can't touch a Kraken player #NHL
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Napping until the air doesn't hurt my face @napsandsarcasm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Holy shit, Wolf!
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Napping until the air doesn't hurt my face @napsandsarcasm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Pretty sure I called last year's? DO NOT QUESTION MY PRECOGNITION!
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Napping until the air doesn't hurt my face @napsandsarcasm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Napping until the air doesn't hurt my face @napsandsarcasm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Guess I'll be getting to bed before 9. #Flames #NHL
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Napping until the air doesn't hurt my face @napsandsarcasm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The fat fuck says #Canada is going to come grovelling for his mercy in less than a month, eh? Fuck you, you leaky diaper wearing, list dwelling piece of shit. (I'm sure Smith will still stand by him)
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Napping until the air doesn't hurt my face @napsandsarcasm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It's on him that injured guys were put into the lineup instead of being left on the bench. Especially Vladdy with his back... Won't even get into the over use of pitchers who were clearly dealing with things
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Napping until the air doesn't hurt my face @napsandsarcasm.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Good . This is one place he's failing, horribly
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Napping until the air doesn't hurt my face @napsandsarcasm.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Yup. Drakkar Obsession Eternity and Polo
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Napping until the air doesn't hurt my face @napsandsarcasm.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I was wrong about his placement of Obsession :(
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Napping until the air doesn't hurt my face @napsandsarcasm.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Don't have to open it to know it's Drakkar. I'll guess Obsession is 2
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Napping until the air doesn't hurt my face @napsandsarcasm.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The weather gods understood the assignment in #Calgary today. 25 now, 27 in a bit...The final of day of summer is a perfect summer day.
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Napping until the air doesn't hurt my face @napsandsarcasm.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Welllllll... At least there was 3 weeks of Bluejays ball where it felt possible.
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Napping until the air doesn't hurt my face @napsandsarcasm.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
HELL YES! #FridayThe13th youtu.be/Rs49eRHFD9c?...
youtu.be
Crystal Lake | Official Trailer | Peacock Original
YouTube video by Peacock
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Napping until the air doesn't hurt my face @napsandsarcasm.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Max has to be dumped to either single inning relief or no play at all. His career is over and he's degrading the legacy every time he touches the mound, now
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Napping until the air doesn't hurt my face @napsandsarcasm.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I love what Max did for the Jays, and that he had one good game this year, but he's done. I don't care if the Bluejays have no pitchers... Max is an almost guaranteed loss, now. #MLB
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Napping until the air doesn't hurt my face @napsandsarcasm.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Maybe higher than 150 feet next time?
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Napping until the air doesn't hurt my face @napsandsarcasm.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I'm by Chinook... Was out having a smoke and I felt that INSIDE my head
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Napping until the air doesn't hurt my face @napsandsarcasm.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
That fucking flyover hurt my damned ears, and I'm by Chinook. Were they even at 500 feet???? #Calgary
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Napping until the air doesn't hurt my face @napsandsarcasm.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Oh, a LOT of money changed hands for that one
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Napping until the air doesn't hurt my face @napsandsarcasm.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Having never been a fan of either of them when they played, I found it enjoyable to see them gone in round 1. I don't mock their athleticism, but I do wonder why they bothered being there.
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Napping until the air doesn't hurt my face @napsandsarcasm.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Go the fuck home, old women #USOpen
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Napping until the air doesn't hurt my face @napsandsarcasm.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The show dropped off by half in week 2 and kept falling off. For the cost it wasn't worth the investment
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Napping until the air doesn't hurt my face @napsandsarcasm.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
As expected #HalloweenTheGame launched with bugs, but Illfonic has been on top of it immediately, with live fixes. Haven't done multiplayer yet but I'm enjoying story mode #Halloween
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Napping until the air doesn't hurt my face @napsandsarcasm.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Yeah, I'm watching The Mandalorian and Grogu... What about it?
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Napping until the air doesn't hurt my face @napsandsarcasm.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
That flooding looked insane.
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Napping until the air doesn't hurt my face @napsandsarcasm.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
About damned time, Vladdy #Bluejays
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Napping until the air doesn't hurt my face @napsandsarcasm.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I'm pretty sure all of us who miss the F13 community have pre-ordered this
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Napping until the air doesn't hurt my face @napsandsarcasm.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
One week until #Halloween drops (for pre-orders) I really hope it's F13 not Dead By Daylight
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Napping until the air doesn't hurt my face @napsandsarcasm.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
EFUCKINGNOUGH!!! 'Transformers' Voice Actor Peter Cullen Dead at 85 www.tmz.com/2026/08/27/p...
tmz.com
'Transformers' Voice Actor Peter Cullen Dead at 85
Peter Cullen, famous for voicing Optimus Prime in the 'Transformers' franchise, is dead.
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Napping until the air doesn't hurt my face @napsandsarcasm.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Dallas strikes out half the batters he's faced and Schneider pulls him. I hope KC drops 8 on Flu, just to remind the fans that Schneider is a trash manager. #Bluejays
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Napping until the air doesn't hurt my face @napsandsarcasm.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
JFC Australia, really? It's LITERALLY part of the movies! Bunch of idiots running things in Oz, I see #Halloween The new Halloween video game has been banned in Australia – and not because of the violence | Games | The Guardian www.theguardian.com/games/2026/a...
theguardian.com
The new Halloween video game has been banned in Australia – and not because of the violence
Academics and a former classification board director say Halloween: The Game’s ban due to ‘incentivised drug use’ highlights an incoherent set of standards
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Napping until the air doesn't hurt my face @napsandsarcasm.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Here's a plan for Canada. Deny ANY US based restaurant a franchising license. End all current ones. Solves two issues. Disgusting "fast food" isn't on every corner, and Canadians who want to open a restaurant but can not due to said garbage joints undercutting/spam advertising, now will.
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Napping until the air doesn't hurt my face @napsandsarcasm.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Lol
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Napping until the air doesn't hurt my face @napsandsarcasm.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Varland saves the Bluejays AGAIN
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Napping until the air doesn't hurt my face @napsandsarcasm.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Discovered that only one thing comes from a post with 125k+ likes on Insta... Bots. I've had about 50 follow requests in the last day or so. No. F off No. F off No. F off
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Napping until the air doesn't hurt my face @napsandsarcasm.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
The KKKonvoy idiots in Alberta released their manifesto. It's 99.9999 Murica. And a nice mix of Saudi Arabia for the bigots. Fuck Mitch Sylvestre, the prosperity Klan and everyone who supports them
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Napping until the air doesn't hurt my face @napsandsarcasm.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Lanterns looks like it could be REALLY good Here's hoping
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Napping until the air doesn't hurt my face @napsandsarcasm.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
And once again, the Dems will play nice and remove somebody, while the Repugnantcons ignore the list dwelling felon in chief
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Napping until the air doesn't hurt my face @napsandsarcasm.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I just watched that one last night... The final episodes are going to feel different, now
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