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@napsandsarcasm.bsky.social
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Same guy as he was in Hairplugs' Bad Place. The RW/Christian Right can piss off, and so can the extreme Left. Calgary Flames fan until they leave or I enter the eternal void of nothingness NO RANDOM DM's (will caps make it clear?)

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Napping until the air doesn't hurt my face @napsandsarcasm.bsky.social · 14h
The #Flames know there was a hockey game tonight, right? JFC this season is going to suck #NHL
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Napping until the air doesn't hurt my face @napsandsarcasm.bsky.social · 14h
Fuck these refs. Seattle gets called for nothing, the #Flames can't touch a Kraken player #NHL
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Napping until the air doesn't hurt my face @napsandsarcasm.bsky.social · 14h
Holy shit, Wolf!
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Napping until the air doesn't hurt my face @napsandsarcasm.bsky.social · 15h
Guess I'll be getting to bed before 9. #Flames #NHL
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Napping until the air doesn't hurt my face @napsandsarcasm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The fat fuck says #Canada is going to come grovelling for his mercy in less than a month, eh? Fuck you, you leaky diaper wearing, list dwelling piece of shit. (I'm sure Smith will still stand by him)
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Napping until the air doesn't hurt my face @napsandsarcasm.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The weather gods understood the assignment in #Calgary today. 25 now, 27 in a bit...The final of day of summer is a perfect summer day.
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Napping until the air doesn't hurt my face @napsandsarcasm.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Welllllll... At least there was 3 weeks of Bluejays ball where it felt possible.
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Napping until the air doesn't hurt my face @napsandsarcasm.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
HELL YES! #FridayThe13th youtu.be/Rs49eRHFD9c?...
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Crystal Lake | Official Trailer | Peacock Original
YouTube video by Peacock
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Napping until the air doesn't hurt my face @napsandsarcasm.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I love what Max did for the Jays, and that he had one good game this year, but he's done. I don't care if the Bluejays have no pitchers... Max is an almost guaranteed loss, now. #MLB
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Napping until the air doesn't hurt my face @napsandsarcasm.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
That fucking flyover hurt my damned ears, and I'm by Chinook. Were they even at 500 feet???? #Calgary
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Napping until the air doesn't hurt my face @napsandsarcasm.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Go the fuck home, old women #USOpen
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Napping until the air doesn't hurt my face @napsandsarcasm.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
As expected #HalloweenTheGame launched with bugs, but Illfonic has been on top of it immediately, with live fixes. Haven't done multiplayer yet but I'm enjoying story mode #Halloween
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Napping until the air doesn't hurt my face @napsandsarcasm.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Yeah, I'm watching The Mandalorian and Grogu... What about it?
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Napping until the air doesn't hurt my face @napsandsarcasm.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
About damned time, Vladdy #Bluejays
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Napping until the air doesn't hurt my face @napsandsarcasm.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
One week until #Halloween drops (for pre-orders) I really hope it's F13 not Dead By Daylight
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Napping until the air doesn't hurt my face @napsandsarcasm.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
EFUCKINGNOUGH!!! 'Transformers' Voice Actor Peter Cullen Dead at 85 www.tmz.com/2026/08/27/p...
tmz.com
'Transformers' Voice Actor Peter Cullen Dead at 85
Peter Cullen, famous for voicing Optimus Prime in the 'Transformers' franchise, is dead.
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Napping until the air doesn't hurt my face @napsandsarcasm.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Dallas strikes out half the batters he's faced and Schneider pulls him. I hope KC drops 8 on Flu, just to remind the fans that Schneider is a trash manager. #Bluejays
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Napping until the air doesn't hurt my face @napsandsarcasm.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
JFC Australia, really? It's LITERALLY part of the movies! Bunch of idiots running things in Oz, I see #Halloween The new Halloween video game has been banned in Australia – and not because of the violence | Games | The Guardian www.theguardian.com/games/2026/a...
theguardian.com
The new Halloween video game has been banned in Australia – and not because of the violence
Academics and a former classification board director say Halloween: The Game’s ban due to ‘incentivised drug use’ highlights an incoherent set of standards
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Napping until the air doesn't hurt my face @napsandsarcasm.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Here's a plan for Canada. Deny ANY US based restaurant a franchising license. End all current ones. Solves two issues. Disgusting "fast food" isn't on every corner, and Canadians who want to open a restaurant but can not due to said garbage joints undercutting/spam advertising, now will.
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Napping until the air doesn't hurt my face @napsandsarcasm.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Varland saves the Bluejays AGAIN
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Napping until the air doesn't hurt my face @napsandsarcasm.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Discovered that only one thing comes from a post with 125k+ likes on Insta... Bots. I've had about 50 follow requests in the last day or so. No. F off No. F off No. F off
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Napping until the air doesn't hurt my face @napsandsarcasm.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
The KKKonvoy idiots in Alberta released their manifesto. It's 99.9999 Murica. And a nice mix of Saudi Arabia for the bigots. Fuck Mitch Sylvestre, the prosperity Klan and everyone who supports them
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Napping until the air doesn't hurt my face @napsandsarcasm.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Lanterns looks like it could be REALLY good Here's hoping
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Napping until the air doesn't hurt my face @napsandsarcasm.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Wonder if she was going to finally out the people who abused her? R.I.P. Hayden Panettiere: Actress dies aged 36 - BBC News www.bbc.com/news/live/cv...
bbc.com
Hayden Panettiere: Actress dies aged 36
Oscar-winning actress Viola Davis is among those to pay tribute, calling Panettiere an "amazing talent". No cause of death has been confirmed.
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Napping until the air doesn't hurt my face @napsandsarcasm.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Had to buy new mouse traps (been a few years) and one went off within an hour...as much as it had to happen, I always feel bad when it works
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Napping until the air doesn't hurt my face @napsandsarcasm.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I made it through 45 minutes of Masters of the Universe and the only good part of that clusterfuck is the sword looks the same
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Napping until the air doesn't hurt my face @napsandsarcasm.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
LMFAO the Bluejays... What IS this team???? #MLB
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Napping until the air doesn't hurt my face @napsandsarcasm.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
R.I.P. Mr Maher Thank you for your passion and love of the Calgary Flames Flames broadcaster Peter Maher dead at 79| CTV News Calgary Noon Update for August 13, 2026 – CTVNews www.ctvnews.ca/calgary/vide...
ctvnews.ca
Flames broadcaster Peter Maher dead at 79| CTV News Calgary Noon Update for August 13, 2026
Legendary Calgary Flames play-by-play voice Peter Maher has died at 79. He called more than 2,900 games over three decades before retiring in 2014.
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Napping until the air doesn't hurt my face @napsandsarcasm.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
What a shame... KKKaroline is gone. Rats Ships Something something
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Napping until the air doesn't hurt my face @napsandsarcasm.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I see QR77 got the rights to the Calgary Flames radio broadcasts, again. Good. Here's to Rogers losing billions over their disgusting money grab #NHL
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Napping until the air doesn't hurt my face @napsandsarcasm.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
The massive Shaw outage in Calgary today shows how much we need to have offline options for EVERYTHING
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Napping until the air doesn't hurt my face @napsandsarcasm.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Ahhhh how nice. Mitch will be able to pass at home, sometime in the next week... You're so broken, Murica
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Napping until the air doesn't hurt my face @napsandsarcasm.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
The Millennium Falcon is officially my favourite and least favourite job in either Power Wash Simulator game 😂
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Napping until the air doesn't hurt my face @napsandsarcasm.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
From "It's too hot to move" last night to "oh crap, I need to put on more clothes" tonight. Yay Calgary 😂
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Napping until the air doesn't hurt my face @napsandsarcasm.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Man, he looks 23 years younger than he should!
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Napping until the air doesn't hurt my face @napsandsarcasm.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Figures... Sun is finally down, and a breeze is up... And the smoke dropped down FUCK!!!!! #Calagry
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Napping until the air doesn't hurt my face @napsandsarcasm.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
It is too fucking hot to BBQ I'm stupid #Calgary
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Napping until the air doesn't hurt my face @napsandsarcasm.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Nothing from the Republicans about this? Weird
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Napping until the air doesn't hurt my face @napsandsarcasm.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Just had THE most repulsive corn on the cob I've ever eaten. Grabbed it at Co-op on Wednesday and it just said "Canada" but not where. It didn't taste bad. It didn't TASTE. It was like eating paper.
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Napping until the air doesn't hurt my face @napsandsarcasm.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
What a shame. Fat ass isn't going to get to own FIFA
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Napping until the air doesn't hurt my face @napsandsarcasm.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
CTV Calgary has a story on a half wit felon separatist, trying to pretend he's open to conversation and claims driving somebody to murder a person the dipshit was in a fight with doesn't make him an accomplice to murder. He is a perfect example of Alberta separatists. Stupid, ignorant and liars.
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Napping until the air doesn't hurt my face @napsandsarcasm.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
The entirety of the Bluejays medical, training and coaching staff need to be fired
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Napping until the air doesn't hurt my face @napsandsarcasm.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Unless you're in Alberta
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Napping until the air doesn't hurt my face @napsandsarcasm.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Innnnn West Philadelphia flopping and flopping On the playground is where I flopped most of my days Sprawling out floppidy flopping all cool
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Napping until the air doesn't hurt my face @napsandsarcasm.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Out having a smoke... Something BIG (could hear the air being moved) just flew over me. No lights, nothing visible at all...
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Napping until the air doesn't hurt my face @napsandsarcasm.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I made the mistake of checking the info while watching The Return Of The King. How the FUCK is it 23 years since I spent my Christmas Day in the theater, watching this?
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Napping until the air doesn't hurt my face @napsandsarcasm.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
121 pitches... Complete game shutout for Cease! Spectacular moment from a hard to watch #Bluejays season
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Napping until the air doesn't hurt my face @napsandsarcasm.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Hey you fat fucking felon. Western Canada is choking on your smoke. Deal with your forests, you bloated fucking pig #Fires
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Napping until the air doesn't hurt my face @napsandsarcasm.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Sigh... Rain with no cooling wind, and then down comes the smoke. Useless, ugly day in Calgary
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Napping until the air doesn't hurt my face @napsandsarcasm.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
The sun is rising blood red (pic doesn't really show it)... No smoke at ground level in Calgary, but it's clearly there
Blood red sun at sunrise (forest fire smoke)
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