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@napsandsarcasm.bsky.social
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Same guy as he was in Hairplugs' Bad Place. The RW/Christian Right can piss off, and so can the extreme Left. Calgary Flames fan until they leave or I enter the eternal void of nothingness NO RANDOM DM's (will caps make it clear?)

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Napping until the air doesn't hurt my face @napsandsarcasm.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
The sun is rising blood red (pic doesn't really show it)... No smoke at ground level in Calgary, but it's clearly there
Blood red sun at sunrise (forest fire smoke)
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Napping until the air doesn't hurt my face @napsandsarcasm.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Stop allowing me to use my credit card without supervision
An Aloha shirt with sloths riding in inflatable pink flamingos
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Napping until the air doesn't hurt my face @napsandsarcasm.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
That's 2 hailstorms in an hour... And it looks like at least one more moving down. 35 years in Calgary and I have NEVER seen 3 hailstorms in one day
Backyard covered in hailstones
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Napping until the air doesn't hurt my face @napsandsarcasm.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Looks like somebody gave up
An affirmation piece of wall art, in the dumpster bin
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Napping until the air doesn't hurt my face @napsandsarcasm.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Gander leaves Beta on July 1. Canadian SM with 0 tolerance for the toxic crap that has become all the political spew elsewhere. Actual adults having respectful conversations.
I'm on Gander.  It's nicer there.  Come find me
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Napping until the air doesn't hurt my face @napsandsarcasm.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
The tinfoil hat people are going to lose their tiny little minds. #Calgary
Contrails all over the early morning sky
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Napping until the air doesn't hurt my face @napsandsarcasm.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
This is fucking ridiculous It's April 16!
Snow.  So much snow.  In a yard
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Napping until the air doesn't hurt my face @napsandsarcasm.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
A list of sources stating massive unemployment due to AI
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Napping until the air doesn't hurt my face @napsandsarcasm.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
The wind helped keep the accumulation down. But the -30 wind chill isn't worth it #Calgary
A yard showing the snowfall over 24 hrs
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Napping until the air doesn't hurt my face @napsandsarcasm.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Woooooo hooooo! Guess what I'm watching tonight?
Dogma 25th anniversary Blu-ray
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Napping until the air doesn't hurt my face @napsandsarcasm.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
It's pretty but it's FUCKING COLD
Hoarfrost on tree branches
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Napping until the air doesn't hurt my face @napsandsarcasm.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Man, that fog in SW Calgary is thick... And it rolled in fast
A foggy image
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Napping until the air doesn't hurt my face @napsandsarcasm.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
My mother just gave me this year's Xmas "sweater" to put on before the rest of the family arrives.
Santa sitting in the crapper position, on a chimney, reading a paper
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Napping until the air doesn't hurt my face @napsandsarcasm.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Hey Calgary. Fuck off
Temp app showing ridiculous (-24 w wind chill) temps
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Napping until the air doesn't hurt my face @napsandsarcasm.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
I may have gone overboard on the gifts... But it's Christmas and sometimes you need to ensure mom and the kids have lots to open 😂
A Christmas tree lit with multicoloured lights, surrounded by gifts
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Napping until the air doesn't hurt my face @napsandsarcasm.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Sure... Also, I expect to name 2 songs at most 😂
If you can't read the post alt isn't going to help 😭
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Napping until the air doesn't hurt my face @napsandsarcasm.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
The snow won't stop... I literally just shovelled that clean 2 minutes ago #Calgary
Snow.  More snow.  And some snow
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Napping until the air doesn't hurt my face @napsandsarcasm.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
The tree is up #Christmas
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Napping until the air doesn't hurt my face @napsandsarcasm.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Have some of mine
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Napping until the air doesn't hurt my face @napsandsarcasm.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
The final result... I'd say we got the high end of the expected snowfall by Chinook (10 cm or more) over the 7 hrs it fell. #Calgary
Too much snow for one day covering my yard
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Napping until the air doesn't hurt my face @napsandsarcasm.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
5 AM Vs 8 AM #Calgary
Snow in a yard and a lot of snow in a yard
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Napping until the air doesn't hurt my face @napsandsarcasm.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
The Xbox room and the bookshelf (so many boxes of books now fill the laundry room) are done. Tree tomorrow or Sunday
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Napping until the air doesn't hurt my face @napsandsarcasm.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Lest We Forget
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Napping until the air doesn't hurt my face @napsandsarcasm.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Well fuck... I guess winter decided to show up #Calgary
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Napping until the air doesn't hurt my face @napsandsarcasm.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
The Super Moon Not to be confused with the days I forget to close my bedroom curtains and people see the Unfortunate Moon
Super Moon November 4
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Napping until the air doesn't hurt my face @napsandsarcasm.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
This thing needs to be washed, but I didn't wear it for game 5 and had for 4... It's been worn every game since... #Bluejays
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Napping until the air doesn't hurt my face @napsandsarcasm.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
My cousin @markwaddell.bsky.social dropped his newest novel. And hey, if you have a Colin in your life, just think how great a stocking stuffer this would be!
Colin gets promoted and dooms the world - novel
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Napping until the air doesn't hurt my face @napsandsarcasm.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
Alberta! #AmberAlert
Amber alert.  Check gvt of Alberta page for info
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Napping until the air doesn't hurt my face @napsandsarcasm.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
This is going to be a long winter. Neighbour's tree has been dropping leaves for a couple of weeks but everything coming down is yellow now
Yellow leaves on pavers
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Napping until the air doesn't hurt my face @napsandsarcasm.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Angry skies and double rainbows Summer in Calgary has been anything but
A double rainbow over some trees
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Napping until the air doesn't hurt my face @napsandsarcasm.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
If Amazon ever says they have to raise prices due to "inflation"... This came in 2 separate deliveries today.
The Way Way Back and Almost Famous blu
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Napping until the air doesn't hurt my face @napsandsarcasm.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Sunny by Chinook but the North is getting hammered by something #Calgary
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Napping until the air doesn't hurt my face @napsandsarcasm.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
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Napping until the air doesn't hurt my face @napsandsarcasm.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
When It's over 25, the grill must be on
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Napping until the air doesn't hurt my face @napsandsarcasm.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
The photo doesn't do it justice. Calgary celebrating Pride a couple of weeks early 😁
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Napping until the air doesn't hurt my face @napsandsarcasm.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
May La Fours be with you
LA Fours from Mallrats
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Napping until the air doesn't hurt my face @napsandsarcasm.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
I wore my TC hoodie and Canada is not for sale hat. Only signage and actively attempting to intimidate are not allowed
Canada hoodie and hat
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Napping until the air doesn't hurt my face @napsandsarcasm.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
My voting apparel has arrived (I would have got the hat in red but the MAGAts have ruined that) Canada, baby!
Canada is not for sale hat and a team Canada soccer hoodi
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Napping until the air doesn't hurt my face @napsandsarcasm.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
You'll notice the closest thing to green stuff, is the mushrooms. Never ruin a steak with rabbit food
Charred cow and spuds
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Napping until the air doesn't hurt my face @napsandsarcasm.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
It was the worst episode of the show to date. 1- Rodge couldn't have known Abby when she was doing her original movie. 2- Every cop who talked about the juvenile case would be fired. 3- The writers have become so lazy it's pathetic. They were bad during Chenford. They're worse now.
Archer I hope everyone dies
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Napping until the air doesn't hurt my face @napsandsarcasm.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
This is where we see if those of you who thought Backlund should have the C, are right. I don't see "leader" from him often enough (rarely, really) The Flames shitting the bed tonight is unacceptable.
Mallory Archer - Oh this is exciting.  I hope everyone dies
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Napping until the air doesn't hurt my face @napsandsarcasm.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Because Sharangovich and Bean are the KEYS to the Flames winning!
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Napping until the air doesn't hurt my face @napsandsarcasm.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
As Zombie Jesus day is approaching, I thought I'd ask Google a ridiculous question... How Many Americans Think Rabbits Lay Eggs? OMG Murica, WTF?
AI response stating that far too many Americans have asked Google if rabbits lay eggs
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Napping until the air doesn't hurt my face @napsandsarcasm.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Oh HELL YEA! (And I'll be buying the Blu as soon as THAT comes out too) Dogma, baby!!!
Kevin Smith's IG post announcing the re-release of Dogma on June 25
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Napping until the air doesn't hurt my face @napsandsarcasm.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
3rd Winter can eat my ass
Snow
A yard
More snow
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Napping until the air doesn't hurt my face @napsandsarcasm.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Just because too many of you are pretending it's over... (Including the idiotic furnace guy who showed up at my place coughing last week and got insulted when I told him to leave and send somebody else)
A map of the US with Covid positivity between 11-26% depending on the area.  National number in the US is 15.7 with limited testing availability
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Napping until the air doesn't hurt my face @napsandsarcasm.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Birthday gift for my nephew's 26th
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Napping until the air doesn't hurt my face @napsandsarcasm.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Just in case any of you in Toronto use them... JW foods is RW scum
JW foods (delivery service in Toronto) posts nothing but RW crap.  This is a gravestone whining about Canada dying due to Liberal corruption
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Napping until the air doesn't hurt my face @napsandsarcasm.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Gene Hackman had a RIDICULOUS catalogue, but The Birdcage drag escape will forever be one of his funniest scenes RIP
Gene Hackman in drag in The Birdcage
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Napping until the air doesn't hurt my face @napsandsarcasm.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
7 years ago today I was in Vegas to watch the Flames (lose)... That was the last time I went to the States and likely will be the last for at least another 4 years.
A picture of Flames fans at T-Mobile arena on Feb 21 2018
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