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Light @nappingmachine.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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Light @nappingmachine.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I don't come on here anymore but my boys are fighting so I've realized it's time to make a much nicer sign for the hall door for this ongoing issue lol
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Light @nappingmachine.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
🫂🫂🫂
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Light @nappingmachine.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
WAIT, WHAT? 😭 NO. I'm just learning about this I am SO sorry 😭😭 🫂🫂🫂 Z"l may her memory be a blessing 💔 and may Toesocks and Black Cat be there for you two 😢
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Light @nappingmachine.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Like I don't ask everyone to keep everything out of the common areas all the time. I leave my shit around all the time too! But when I'm cleaning and organizing can you work with me here? 😭 LOL. But she's moving out soon so it's all zen. 🙏 The shredder will be Gone.
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Light @nappingmachine.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
See that's what I've been asking myself for years lol. 😭 She has her room (which also has the walk-in attic and a closet), but we also all have our own sections of the basement for storage. Idk. It confuses me lol. Everyone else has the courtesy to move their stuff when I ask while cleaning 🙃
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Light @nappingmachine.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
A few months ago she lost her first aid kit and was trying to figure out where it went. It HAD been in the shredder. (?) I could tell she thought I specifically moved it (because I'm the one who cleans/organizes) and was pissed. Lo and behold, look what fell behind a table. 😒 Cleaning does wonders.
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Light @nappingmachine.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I love her so much but sometimes I just really, truly,
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Light @nappingmachine.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Broken. Dirty. Unused. KITCHEN. FOR **YEARS**.
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Light @nappingmachine.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I genuinely cannot wait for her to move out so she moves her fucking stuff lol. Why has this broken paper shredder been in the kitchen unmoved for YEARS and when I asked if I can move it she was like "no leave it there". Girl. Please. What is the thought process.
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lu @coffinvows.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
After a while of getting my hands on Procreate I made a couple of brushes I use whenever I sketch or line anything - I am a big fan of grit and texture as you can tell. 🔺Here is the link to it: ko-fi.com/s/6c0ebff8a2
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Light @nappingmachine.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I desperately need a fanny pack :|
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momo✨🏳️‍🌈 @cosmomo.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 06/08/2026
Lustige Blätter (Funny Papers), 1932
two figures in fancy dress chatting 
one wearing a tuxedo and top hat says 
Careful, I'm not a man!
the other, wearing a skirt , low cut blouse and jewelry replies
That's ok. I'm not a woman.

Lustige Blätter ("Funny Pages") was a prominent Berlin-based German satirical and humor weekly magazine. In 1932, during the final unstable years of the Weimar Republic, the magazine featured sharp social commentary, illustrations, and political cartoons.
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Joel S. @joelhs.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Ironically, Ben Shapiro’s concept of Judaism as a religion one has to profess belief in, in the modern Protestant sense, rather than a people one is born into, shows how much he has assimilated his friends in the evangelical right into his concept of Jewish identity.
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Light @nappingmachine.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Don't get me wrong the intro and notes have been really honestly truly interesting but holy shit. Oh my g-d.
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Light @nappingmachine.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Gabe begged me to drop everything to listen to/read The Odyssey alongside him. I agreed bc it's really not that long of a read. I've been VERY SLOWLY working my way through it. I finally finished the 3 HOUR introduction, only for it to start the 30 minute translators notes
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Light @nappingmachine.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I've now seen two movies starring Matt Damon. The Odyssey, and Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron
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Houndsaint🔜 MFF @houndsaint.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Can someone watch this guy please he keeps scuttling around my house and I'm trying to get work done
A drawing of Bune, a goetic demon shaped like a dragon with two dragon heads and a third head with a beautiful angel's face on it
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Light @nappingmachine.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
My adhesive allergy working overtime to make this look as bad as it (still) feels
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Light @nappingmachine.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
23 hours after my first ever blood donation. As you can tell it went super great (extreme sarcasm - they hit a tendon LOL).
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Light @nappingmachine.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Thanks Etsy
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Light @nappingmachine.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
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earend | making 🐻🛡️⚠️ @earend.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
The "Jason figured it out meme" from the Goodplace, but the captions are:

LinkedIn figured it out?

LinkedIn?  This is a real low point.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Alex says "man, the world is such an unjust place." She gets to work constructing a weird little guy and says "I'm fabricating a fucked up little sculpture to express my feelings..." Another woman passes by and says "hey, that's cool. You wanna join me volunteering at the food bank?" Alex says "Pass. I'm really exhausted from making the sculpture."
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Light @nappingmachine.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
To the 500 unread messages I have: My priority is you today once I wake up again. So sorry. I was busy doing this to my car seats.
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Light @nappingmachine.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Wish every show had taken the hint from The Good Place where they stood ten toes down on ending the series where they'd intended to and not dragging it out just because it was popular, because they knew they had a strong story and a strong ending
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Light @nappingmachine.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Idk I just think Mormonism and every religion/cult that came from it need to be exterminated lol
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Light @nappingmachine.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Sometimes you log onto TikTok and there's someone making a video about how she grew up in a cult and her grandpa and her dad are brothers and her mom is her dad's niece and the tiktoker was forced to marry and have a kid with her own uncle and you're like "you're lying" and then see news articles
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Light @nappingmachine.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
He was trying to defend Black-Breasted Leaf Turtles
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Light @nappingmachine.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
This has me in tears
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Light @nappingmachine.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
My mattresses tied up in 500 straps like it's a sub in a BDSM club to make the sheet as flat as possible
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Light @nappingmachine.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
HE'S THE CAPTAIN AND ONE OF THE BEST SOCCER PLAYERS IN THE WORLD?
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Light @nappingmachine.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Idk who that croatian soccer player is but happy to see omegas in alpha-dominated sports!
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BigBerries 💙💛 @jonathanbsmall.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
"The Bathers," Marcus King, 1928, oil on canvas, 14.6 x 18.5", The Dowse Art Museum. Marcus King (1891 – 1983) was a New Zealand impressionist painter, graphic designer, and commercial artist best known for his iconic 1930s–1950s tourism promotion posters. #NudeArt #Naturism #NonSexualNudity
A painting with four nude male figures bathing in a river. On the near shore is one man with his back to the viewer. On the far shore the other three are wading.
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Light @nappingmachine.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Pt looked at me, looked at my legs, pointed to them, said "What happened to you? Cat?"
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Light @nappingmachine.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I didn't want to dig out the first aid kit for gauze and tape because they're not bad cuts they're just those pinprick punctures you get from claws, but I also don't want any chance of the physical therapist to come in contact with my blood while he has to touch and move my legs lol
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Light @nappingmachine.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Have to go to physical therapy looking like a fucking DeviantArt OC covered in dumbass random bandaids because for some reason I thought "surely my cat won't try to gore me when I give him his flea meds this time!" Like an idiot.
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✨ badmouth ✨ @badmouth.myatproto.social · 27/07/2025
fang licking as an appeasement behavior in omegaverse AUs. is that anything
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
A Jewish Man and Italian man congregate. The Jewish man says "time to finally sign this binding agreement between Jews and Italians." The agreement reads as follows "Agreement between all Jewish and Italian peoples. 1. We can play each other in movies/TV. 2. We're weird about our mothers. 3. Joint custody of Macho Man Randy Savage." They both sign the agreement. Macho Man Randy Savage comes up behind both of them, embraces them warmly and says "ooh yeeah."
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Light @nappingmachine.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
This isn't a comment on the Internet. It's a comment on how funny I think it would've been if I Am Legend was set in 1910
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Light @nappingmachine.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Sorry, the new Avatar is post-apocalytic? They haven't even invented the Internet yet? Actually, strike my compliments. The world would be better if we had an apocalypse the second the industrial revolution started. Carry on
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早柚Sayu @descendinight.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Lestat Commission / Do not use! / 禁止转发/使用 #Lestat #vampire #gothic
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Eleonor Piteira @eleonorpiteira.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Cover illustration for 'The Odyssey' by Homer that I had the immense pleasure of painting for @wraithmarked.bsky.social 's Special Limited Edition 🏺🌊
Cover illustration for the Special Limited Edition of 'The Odyssey' by Homer painted by Eleonor Piteira for Wraithmarked Creative, showing a strong Odysseus with grey streaks in his hair and short dark beard, wearing golden armour and holding a spear and a shield, while standing in the sun before a mural made of mosaics featuring Athena and ships in the sea. There are branches of olive trees on the foreground.
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Light @nappingmachine.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Ty 😔 They'll remember eventually (probably) and I will still dutifully text them on their birthday because I'm a superior kind of person (this is a joke obviously lol I text because I care about and love them)
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Light @nappingmachine.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
This bitch came rolling in and insulted me for breathing wrong and I was like oh. You're mine now. You cunt.
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Light @nappingmachine.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Me: why do I love this snotty egotistic chef side character so much Me: oh it's Hans
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Light @nappingmachine.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I love you so much and I still think about that year I forgot your birthday for like two months bc I didn't check my calendar I'm still so sorry about that 💀💀😭💛 the fear of sitting in my room one day like "ELLIOT'S BIRTHDAY IS IN APRIL. IT'S PAST APRIL. WHAT HAPPENED." By G-d it won't happen again!!
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Light @nappingmachine.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
It's one thing if someone forgets my bday bc they don't give af about anyone's birthday lol. It's another when someone who DEEPLY cares about birthdays (their own) and talks about their birthday a lot and how sad it makes them when people forget. And they usually forget mine.🥲
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