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Light @nappingmachine.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I don't come on here anymore but my boys are fighting so I've realized it's time to make a much nicer sign for the hall door for this ongoing issue lol
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Light @nappingmachine.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I genuinely cannot wait for her to move out so she moves her fucking stuff lol. Why has this broken paper shredder been in the kitchen unmoved for YEARS and when I asked if I can move it she was like "no leave it there". Girl. Please. What is the thought process.
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lu @coffinvows.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
After a while of getting my hands on Procreate I made a couple of brushes I use whenever I sketch or line anything - I am a big fan of grit and texture as you can tell. 🔺Here is the link to it: ko-fi.com/s/6c0ebff8a2
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Light @nappingmachine.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I desperately need a fanny pack :|
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momo✨🏳️‍🌈 @cosmomo.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 06/08/2026
Lustige Blätter (Funny Papers), 1932
two figures in fancy dress chatting 
one wearing a tuxedo and top hat says 
Careful, I'm not a man!
the other, wearing a skirt , low cut blouse and jewelry replies
That's ok. I'm not a woman.

Lustige Blätter ("Funny Pages") was a prominent Berlin-based German satirical and humor weekly magazine. In 1932, during the final unstable years of the Weimar Republic, the magazine featured sharp social commentary, illustrations, and political cartoons.
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Joel S. @joelhs.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Ironically, Ben Shapiro’s concept of Judaism as a religion one has to profess belief in, in the modern Protestant sense, rather than a people one is born into, shows how much he has assimilated his friends in the evangelical right into his concept of Jewish identity.
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Light @nappingmachine.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Gabe begged me to drop everything to listen to/read The Odyssey alongside him. I agreed bc it's really not that long of a read. I've been VERY SLOWLY working my way through it. I finally finished the 3 HOUR introduction, only for it to start the 30 minute translators notes
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Light @nappingmachine.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I've now seen two movies starring Matt Damon. The Odyssey, and Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron
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Houndsaint🔜 MFF @houndsaint.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Can someone watch this guy please he keeps scuttling around my house and I'm trying to get work done
A drawing of Bune, a goetic demon shaped like a dragon with two dragon heads and a third head with a beautiful angel's face on it
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Light @nappingmachine.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
23 hours after my first ever blood donation. As you can tell it went super great (extreme sarcasm - they hit a tendon LOL).
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Light @nappingmachine.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Thanks Etsy
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earend | making 🐻🛡️⚠️ @earend.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
The "Jason figured it out meme" from the Goodplace, but the captions are:

LinkedIn figured it out?

LinkedIn?  This is a real low point.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Alex says "man, the world is such an unjust place." She gets to work constructing a weird little guy and says "I'm fabricating a fucked up little sculpture to express my feelings..." Another woman passes by and says "hey, that's cool. You wanna join me volunteering at the food bank?" Alex says "Pass. I'm really exhausted from making the sculpture."
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Light @nappingmachine.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
To the 500 unread messages I have: My priority is you today once I wake up again. So sorry. I was busy doing this to my car seats.
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Light @nappingmachine.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Sometimes you log onto TikTok and there's someone making a video about how she grew up in a cult and her grandpa and her dad are brothers and her mom is her dad's niece and the tiktoker was forced to marry and have a kid with her own uncle and you're like "you're lying" and then see news articles
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Light @nappingmachine.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
This has me in tears
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Light @nappingmachine.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
My mattresses tied up in 500 straps like it's a sub in a BDSM club to make the sheet as flat as possible
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Light @nappingmachine.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Idk who that croatian soccer player is but happy to see omegas in alpha-dominated sports!
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BigBerries 💙💛 @jonathanbsmall.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
"The Bathers," Marcus King, 1928, oil on canvas, 14.6 x 18.5", The Dowse Art Museum. Marcus King (1891 – 1983) was a New Zealand impressionist painter, graphic designer, and commercial artist best known for his iconic 1930s–1950s tourism promotion posters. #NudeArt #Naturism #NonSexualNudity
A painting with four nude male figures bathing in a river. On the near shore is one man with his back to the viewer. On the far shore the other three are wading.
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Light @nappingmachine.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Have to go to physical therapy looking like a fucking DeviantArt OC covered in dumbass random bandaids because for some reason I thought "surely my cat won't try to gore me when I give him his flea meds this time!" Like an idiot.
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✨ badmouth ✨ @badmouth.myatproto.social · 27/07/2025
fang licking as an appeasement behavior in omegaverse AUs. is that anything
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
A Jewish Man and Italian man congregate. The Jewish man says "time to finally sign this binding agreement between Jews and Italians." The agreement reads as follows "Agreement between all Jewish and Italian peoples. 1. We can play each other in movies/TV. 2. We're weird about our mothers. 3. Joint custody of Macho Man Randy Savage." They both sign the agreement. Macho Man Randy Savage comes up behind both of them, embraces them warmly and says "ooh yeeah."
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Light @nappingmachine.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Sorry, the new Avatar is post-apocalytic? They haven't even invented the Internet yet? Actually, strike my compliments. The world would be better if we had an apocalypse the second the industrial revolution started. Carry on
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早柚Sayu @descendinight.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Lestat Commission / Do not use! / 禁止转发/使用 #Lestat #vampire #gothic
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Eleonor Piteira @eleonorpiteira.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Cover illustration for 'The Odyssey' by Homer that I had the immense pleasure of painting for @wraithmarked.bsky.social 's Special Limited Edition 🏺🌊
Cover illustration for the Special Limited Edition of 'The Odyssey' by Homer painted by Eleonor Piteira for Wraithmarked Creative, showing a strong Odysseus with grey streaks in his hair and short dark beard, wearing golden armour and holding a spear and a shield, while standing in the sun before a mural made of mosaics featuring Athena and ships in the sea. There are branches of olive trees on the foreground.
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Light @nappingmachine.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Me: why do I love this snotty egotistic chef side character so much Me: oh it's Hans
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Light @nappingmachine.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I feel a lil bad about the bday posting because like. Yes it was a general thought/feeling. But it was inspired largely by my adopted sibling who did not wish me a happy birthday or reply to my dad's text inviting them to my family party haha. So they're a bit closer to me than even most friends 🥲
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Light @nappingmachine.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Anyway I'm always trying super hard to cherish the people who DID say something instead of dwelling on the people who didn't! Because it means so much to me when people send even just the smallest "happy birthday!" text - let alone ppl that go out of their way to come see me or party w me!!!
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Light @nappingmachine.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I don't keep a physical list of everyone who forgot to wish me a happy birthday, but I do keep a mental list no matter how hard I try not to LOL
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Light @nappingmachine.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
@elvaqueero.bsky.social
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GoOoOoOoOose @phatcussy.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
do u guys have sex hamburger style or hot dog style
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Light @nappingmachine.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
My friend, talking about classic ABO: Ass babies?? That's disgusting! Those babies would come out so dirty.... Me, very genuinely: I have some hard information to tell you about regular babies and giving birth Him: 😟 Me: You fucking omega misogynist
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Light @nappingmachine.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
When the woman is bigger and taller and stronger
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PBF Comics @pbfcomics.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
“What a beautiful universe, hon" says a telescope as gazes upon an aurora borealis. “It really is”, responds the telescope's partner, who it turns out is not a telescope, but a microscope. Hands full of algae, she wades waist deep in a disgusting swamp, amazed by the heavenly microscopic life all around them.
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Earl Grey Screams Club @earlgreymemes.club · 20/07/2026
curated meme using a Trojan horse template; a cartoon depicting a large wooden horse being gifted at the gates of a city; the horse is labeled 'normal conversation' and the gifter is labeled 'me' and the giftee is labeled 'my friends' but a cross section shows the horse is hiding troops labeled 'Star Trek'
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Light @nappingmachine.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Birthday WIN: Spain beat Argentina Post-Birthday FAIL: no MRI results :(
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Light @nappingmachine.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
They don't have my MRI results FML 😭 They want me to come back in another week. BUT the new doctor said if the MRI results come back without a tear or anything and it is just a bad strain, and he knows I'll be careful and continue PT, he'll release me back to full duty!!
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Light @nappingmachine.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Reddit rocks
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
A man says "you came, but I didn't so now you gotta wear the dunce camp." He presents his partner with a conical hat with "Dunce" written on it." His partner sits silently on a stool in the corner. He lets out an "I love y-" but is interrupted by the man shouting "NO TALKING!" He continues sitting silently, with a sad expression on his face.
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Maren 🦎💚 @rennerei.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
free tutorial
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Light @nappingmachine.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
There's this person on the art crit subreddit who is always asking for advice on their pieces depicting Bradley Uppercrust III from An Extremely Goofy Movie and their most recent one is him in a gorgeous wedding dress lmao. Rock on dude.
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Big Joel @bigjoel.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I’d like an edit of the odyssey where every time a character refers to the “law of Zeus” (this happens around ten thousand times) the words are replaced with “sweet southern Cracker Barrel hospitality”
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Skribls @littleskrib.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
Devotion |160825 #Hansry #KCD #KCD2
The characters Hans and Henry from the game series Kingdom Come: Deliverance, sit in a dark undefined space. The scene is illuminated by a bright light source from above. Hans is sitting elevated on  a set of stairs, wearing his armour but missing his boots, while Henry kneels on the floor, covered in blood. Henry is washing his naked feet with an already bloodied cloth. The water in the golden bowl is tinted red from it. Hans holds Henry's face with his outstretched hand, looking at him similarly devoted than Henry looks at him.
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Jacob 🍌🔞 @poisivey.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
hottie in a haystack 🧘
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escente @escente.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
This image appeared unto me like a vision from the Virgin Mary and I had to make it real #kcd2
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Jacob 🍌🔞 @poisivey.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
A knight in battle attire got into bed with his squire
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Big Joel @bigjoel.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
and I do not say this to play defense or treat american jews as quasi victims. but because I truly believe that the contradictions between american jewish politics and israeli politics are absolutely coming to roost, and that US jewish opinion about israel is not as entrenched as it might seem
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Jacob 🍌🔞 @poisivey.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
man these interrogation methods are getting effective! what will they think of next?
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