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Nat White

@nanowhit.bsky.social
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Nat White @nanowhit.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
it's that season where it just Feels Bad and Throw Everything Away Please
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Nat White @nanowhit.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
fell asleep like ötzi the iceman and now my shoulder makes a funny noise
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Nat White @nanowhit.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Messaging more than one person at a time feels like checking the security cameras on fnaf
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Nat White @nanowhit.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
when the strain so good it sound like the potion shop in ocarina of time
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Nat White @nanowhit.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
They did the opposite of this
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Nat White @nanowhit.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
nah but he was yapping about this for like half an hour and kept saying "but im sure it'll be a good game anyway" and im just thinking man you were just shit talking "they got like 50 35 year old purple haired lesbians making this"
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Nat White @nanowhit.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
dart and screen ultimate synergy combo metagame changer
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Nat White @nanowhit.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
coworker told me the new gta is about a cuck who just listens to everything his girlfriend says. Hey man maybe you don't like the idea of being bossed around by a Dominican mamacita but there are some who might welcome it
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Nat White @nanowhit.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
We need to bring back colourblock windbreakers, the more nightmarish the colour combo the better
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Nat White @nanowhit.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I had a dream about a delicious beer
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Nat White @nanowhit.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
These mf carpenters be like I use my linesman's as a hammer Mf i use my hammer as a hammer i use my linesman as an Ass scratcher
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Nat White @nanowhit.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Crossfaded off the Hyrule Herb and Noble Pursuit pledging allegiance to Hudson Construction Co.
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Nat White @nanowhit.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
36 hours with 0% rest then a 6 hour crash feels like clark kent started sunning his, how you say. Fortress of Solitude...
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Nat White @nanowhit.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Sorry. GTA VI is no Superman 64. And no amount of authoritarian tolerance is going to change that.
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Nat White @nanowhit.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
When looking at the prose, like the elegance and color of it, the passage where F. Scott Fitzgerald describes Daisy Buchanan as 'A woman so beautiful you jerk your shit to the twinkle in her daddy's eye'—it strongly evokes exactly the kind of fantastical and idealized lens that Jay sees her through.
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Nat White @nanowhit.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
i like my coffee how i like my women... absolutley zero percent of my day one homie nut inside. i asked the barista for oat and no nut
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Nat White @nanowhit.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
this fucking thing was scared and alone... it didn't know where its owner was... oh god
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Nat White @nanowhit.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
You was with that bitch wasn't you (the piranha plant lullaby)
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Nat White @nanowhit.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Anyways claritin is way too fucking expensive 🤦‍♂️
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Nat White @nanowhit.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Carbon filter masks don't really help either because it's a skin thing for me more than a breathing thing
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Nat White @nanowhit.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Like what am i gonna do ask people to not be wearing perfume and just reverse their shit into the bottle Mr Krabs ultra cheapskate style
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Nat White @nanowhit.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
It's Krazy to walk in the city with a perfume allergy because it's at the exact intersection of something i cant really do anything about and also my life sucking a lot in that moment
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Nat White @nanowhit.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
stepped on a crack pipe today and broke it😔
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Nat White @nanowhit.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
When you put your jacket over a puddle for a lovely lady and she walks around it and now you're just an asshole with a wet jacket. Sigh. Shit aint like it used to be in the 20s #ThisIsTheSkinOfAKillerBella
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Nat White @nanowhit.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
To: You CC: All Staff From: Boss McManager <geminitacoparty@lunchsoft.com> Subject: SOMEONE made a mess at the office...
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Nat White @nanowhit.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Office manager who cant tell the difference between the words klutz and slut
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Nat White @nanowhit.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I don't trust him when a man's beard is too thick too fast like a hard line 0–100% opacity And it's not because im rocking the Pascal scruff
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Nat White @nanowhit.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
like what was dyaln o'biron complaining about when she threatened to cut off his [bleeping noise over a SMPTE color bar screen] [seal team 6 breaks down the door] Fuck you! [grabs a hold of me and drags me out] I'm not telling you nothin' [crunches down tooth]
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Nat White @nanowhit.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
just watched Send Help. rachel mcadams is a good actor, but she broke the immersion immediately by being the cutest bih i ever seen.
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Nat White @nanowhit.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
my family has a lawyer on retainer for the event that my last moments are spent trying to make auditory sense of the crossfade from Beautiful Boy to Mr. Brightside and are prepared for a very long case
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Nat White @nanowhit.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
sometimes you just have to Accept that the coworker 4 years younger than you whose entire playlist vibe is "i googled what are some songs" gets to be trusted with your Life.
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Dog with a Biscuit and a Chinese Cup by Giovanna Garzoni, 1640s
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Nat White @nanowhit.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
because even though he understands the nuances of individual relationships that doesn't take away the experience of watching a half naked stranger leaving the house while he's just trying to eat breakfast and it's just considered normal to everybody else around him
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Nat White @nanowhit.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
imagine if after the I Fucked Ted episode walter and skyler's marriage just fully rekindled after they started swinging and then jr gets really embarrassed by his parents and their pineapple decor and he's actually still really messed up about it to this day
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Nat White @nanowhit.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
crazy aunt that moved to italy in 2020 gave me a essential oil no fluoride toothpaste. I said thank you, im gonna use this to cut my 5000ppm 3 parts the good stuff, 7 parts this citrus glycerin bullshit. you know the business, and i know the chemistry
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Nat White @nanowhit.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
this is my digital evil still life
Still life oil painting of a tin paint can labelled in bold text "LEAD PAINT", sitting on top of a dark wooden table and set against the backdrop of a weathered wall and a red heavy stage curtain positioned to the right
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Nat White @nanowhit.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
dr: no heavy lifting or strenuous activity for one week. so what do you do for work? me: heavy lifting and strenuous activity
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Nat White @nanowhit.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Had to call in gay from work today😫
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Nat White @nanowhit.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
except it was a little more survivable than 20 feet
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Nat White @nanowhit.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
turns out telling your paramedic sister you fell "about like 20 feet" *beetle juice voice* joke does NOT land!!! unlike me i definitely landed!!!
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Matt Damon at the end of The Odyssey [getting in his boat]: I Odyssey about a girl.
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Nat White @nanowhit.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I didn't do it
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Nat White @nanowhit.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Grabbed an application for leave instead of a payroll sheet... universe is sending signs to go on vacation....
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Nat White @nanowhit.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Update: he was shoved into a locker by Bloodborne PC Port☹️
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Nat White @nanowhit.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
*grabs plate of oysters and makes eye contact with a lady* these things are a natural aphrodisiac 😏 *throat swells shut killing me in minutes*
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Nat White @nanowhit.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Looking 4 a big eagle to swoop me up like a fiels mouse
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Nat White @nanowhit.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Still working. Reeling at the tail end of something awful, face mask on, sore from yesterday, 4 hours of sleep, skipped the morning cup, 9000 inches of rain, stripping footing forms. #Joel #UniversityofEasternColorado #Well #TetanusIsUpToDate
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Nat White @nanowhit.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I hate it when you woakloklioakloak our songs
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Nat White @nanowhit.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Abby ass didn't need to have a golf tournament she just had to wait for the mesothelioma to kick in 😂 and you know I'll be filing a report on the clear and evident OSHA violations 😂
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Nat White @nanowhit.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
The Last of Us? More like Asbest of Us 😂 Joel's foolhardy ass may be entitled to compensation for all the looting he be doin 😂 he rushing to put on a mask when he see spores and yet he be disturbing all that out of date insulation and piping 😂
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