Nat White @nanowhit.bsky.social · 13/10/2026it's that season where it just Feels Bad and Throw Everything Away Please 000
Nat White @nanowhit.bsky.social · 08/10/2026fell asleep like ötzi the iceman and now my shoulder makes a funny noise 000
Nat White @nanowhit.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Messaging more than one person at a time feels like checking the security cameras on fnaf 000
Nat White @nanowhit.bsky.social · 26/09/2026when the strain so good it sound like the potion shop in ocarina of time 000
Nat White @nanowhit.bsky.social · 26/09/2026coworker told me the new gta is about a cuck who just listens to everything his girlfriend says. Hey man maybe you don't like the idea of being bossed around by a Dominican mamacita but there are some who might welcome it 100
Nat White @nanowhit.bsky.social · 23/09/2026We need to bring back colourblock windbreakers, the more nightmarish the colour combo the better 001
Nat White @nanowhit.bsky.social · 22/09/2026These mf carpenters be like I use my linesman's as a hammer Mf i use my hammer as a hammer i use my linesman as an Ass scratcher 000
Nat White @nanowhit.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Crossfaded off the Hyrule Herb and Noble Pursuit pledging allegiance to Hudson Construction Co. 000
Nat White @nanowhit.bsky.social · 09/09/202636 hours with 0% rest then a 6 hour crash feels like clark kent started sunning his, how you say. Fortress of Solitude... 000
Nat White @nanowhit.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Sorry. GTA VI is no Superman 64. And no amount of authoritarian tolerance is going to change that. 000
Nat White @nanowhit.bsky.social · 06/09/2026When looking at the prose, like the elegance and color of it, the passage where F. Scott Fitzgerald describes Daisy Buchanan as 'A woman so beautiful you jerk your shit to the twinkle in her daddy's eye'—it strongly evokes exactly the kind of fantastical and idealized lens that Jay sees her through. 000
Nat White @nanowhit.bsky.social · 06/09/2026i like my coffee how i like my women... absolutley zero percent of my day one homie nut inside. i asked the barista for oat and no nut 000
Nat White @nanowhit.bsky.social · 05/09/2026You was with that bitch wasn't you (the piranha plant lullaby) 000
Nat White @nanowhit.bsky.social · 01/09/2026It's Krazy to walk in the city with a perfume allergy because it's at the exact intersection of something i cant really do anything about and also my life sucking a lot in that moment 100
Nat White @nanowhit.bsky.social · 26/08/2026When you put your jacket over a puddle for a lovely lady and she walks around it and now you're just an asshole with a wet jacket. Sigh. Shit aint like it used to be in the 20s #ThisIsTheSkinOfAKillerBella 000
Nat White @nanowhit.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Office manager who cant tell the difference between the words klutz and slut 100
Nat White @nanowhit.bsky.social · 20/08/2026I don't trust him when a man's beard is too thick too fast like a hard line 0–100% opacity And it's not because im rocking the Pascal scruff 000
Nat White @nanowhit.bsky.social · 20/08/2026just watched Send Help. rachel mcadams is a good actor, but she broke the immersion immediately by being the cutest bih i ever seen. 100
Nat White @nanowhit.bsky.social · 18/08/2026sometimes you just have to Accept that the coworker 4 years younger than you whose entire playlist vibe is "i googled what are some songs" gets to be trusted with your Life. 101
Reposted by Nat Whitepmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Dog with a Biscuit and a Chinese Cup by Giovanna Garzoni, 1640s 5694141
Nat White @nanowhit.bsky.social · 16/08/2026imagine if after the I Fucked Ted episode walter and skyler's marriage just fully rekindled after they started swinging and then jr gets really embarrassed by his parents and their pineapple decor and he's actually still really messed up about it to this day 100
Nat White @nanowhit.bsky.social · 14/08/2026crazy aunt that moved to italy in 2020 gave me a essential oil no fluoride toothpaste. I said thank you, im gonna use this to cut my 5000ppm 3 parts the good stuff, 7 parts this citrus glycerin bullshit. you know the business, and i know the chemistry 000
Nat White @nanowhit.bsky.social · 11/08/2026dr: no heavy lifting or strenuous activity for one week. so what do you do for work? me: heavy lifting and strenuous activity 000
Nat White @nanowhit.bsky.social · 10/08/2026turns out telling your paramedic sister you fell "about like 20 feet" *beetle juice voice* joke does NOT land!!! unlike me i definitely landed!!! 100
Reposted by Nat WhiteNorm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Matt Damon at the end of The Odyssey [getting in his boat]: I Odyssey about a girl. 251467168
Nat White @nanowhit.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Grabbed an application for leave instead of a payroll sheet... universe is sending signs to go on vacation.... 000
Nat White @nanowhit.bsky.social · 04/08/2026*grabs plate of oysters and makes eye contact with a lady* these things are a natural aphrodisiac 😏 *throat swells shut killing me in minutes* 000
Nat White @nanowhit.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Looking 4 a big eagle to swoop me up like a fiels mouse 000
Nat White @nanowhit.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Still working. Reeling at the tail end of something awful, face mask on, sore from yesterday, 4 hours of sleep, skipped the morning cup, 9000 inches of rain, stripping footing forms. #Joel #UniversityofEasternColorado #Well #TetanusIsUpToDate 000
Nat White @nanowhit.bsky.social · 27/07/2026The Last of Us? More like Asbest of Us 😂 Joel's foolhardy ass may be entitled to compensation for all the looting he be doin 😂 he rushing to put on a mask when he see spores and yet he be disturbing all that out of date insulation and piping 😂 100
Nat White @nanowhit.bsky.social · 19/07/2026My wife gonna have to be an Amazonian princess in order to raise an nba star and retire by quarter 3. he is going to free agent switch teams every 2 years and give me his signing bonus. #grindset 000
Nat White @nanowhit.bsky.social · 17/07/2026i named my daughter Mary Sue and now she's getting bullied for being uncompelling and lacking in depth😔 000
Nat White @nanowhit.bsky.social · 13/07/2026came out of school got a job in construction immediately and they got me doing shit i was made to do as a disciplinary measure #24YearsExperience 000
Nat White @nanowhit.bsky.social · 13/07/2026*random white tourist introduces themself* Me: what are your intentions with my community? 000
Nat White @nanowhit.bsky.social · 12/07/2026adding “in Cities Skylines” at the end of a post about improving accessibility and urban planning. cant be too careful 000
Nat White @nanowhit.bsky.social · 10/07/2026that one evil friend you suspect is a robot: I'm being "charged" with "battery" 000
Nat White @nanowhit.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Trade secret about us guys in electrical. We're gay. Even the ones with wives. And it's always for a plumber. HVAC is more of a hookup situation. And carpenters even though they're sweaty and glistening do NOT pick up on hints. Oh and EVERY electrician uses Milwaukee ONLY 000
Nat White @nanowhit.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Every military movie got that one Mexican private who they'd shout "Ramirez! Get down!" right before bro is blown to smithereens 000
Nat White @nanowhit.bsky.social · 07/07/2026I'm mostly ndn but my great grandmother was a Viking princess 000
Nat White @nanowhit.bsky.social · 05/07/2026I keep trying to say in my head that I'm deaf and it comes out as I'm bald how tf am i gonna misspeak in my own head while also being deaf and bald and also still being deaf and bald in my head I already cannot see shit why do this gotta happen to me bro 000
Nat White @nanowhit.bsky.social · 04/07/2026I'm ngl it's insane to me that I had ZERO creative drive until I got a job in a non creative field 000
Nat White @nanowhit.bsky.social · 04/07/2026they did NOT sweep at all during my days off that was all I did yesterday lmao 000
