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Bruce Coffman 🫘

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Bruce Coffman 🫘 @namffoc.bsky.social · 2h
“They pay’em for this”. Fuck that noise — I can easily round up 20 friends who’ll pay just to be able to do it themselves.
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Bruce Coffman 🫘 @namffoc.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Holy Craptastic — and we thought Richard Nixon was really, really bad…
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Bruce Coffman 🫘 @namffoc.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Shouldn’t that be “They are a bunch of dumb sons of bitches”? Now tell us who’s dumb, Mr. I Am A Genius…
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Mark Copelovitch @mcopelov.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Again, <only Republicans> ever get to talk like this. If a single municipal level Democrat ever did, it would be a national outrage &spark a wave of “civility” discourse, & op-eds about how Dems must Respect Real Folkz & talk across difference. Democracy is incompatible with this double standard.
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Bruce Coffman 🫘 @namffoc.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
What a stupid idea — Trump Admin. suggestion?
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Bruce Coffman 🫘 @namffoc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Same, brother. Was talked into doing Covid and flu jabs simultaneously (upcoming travel schedule). Down for the count — I’m pooped. Binge watch old West Wing from the beginning — good reminder what it’s supposed to be like.
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Bruce Coffman 🫘 @namffoc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
She must have been paralytic blind drunk…
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Bruce Coffman 🫘 @namffoc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
How many different ways can you say “maybe”?
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Bruce Coffman 🫘 @namffoc.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yes, these are worrying political times we live in — but imagine how frightening it would be if Republican politicians and their enablers had more than three brain cells to rub together…
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Bruce Coffman 🫘 @namffoc.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I mean, you’d think he’d want to rename it “The Biden Strait”…
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Bruce Coffman 🫘 @namffoc.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’m just glad to see he’s finally owning the ShitShow he’s created at the “Trump Strait”.
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Bruce Coffman 🫘 @namffoc.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Jeez — I should certainly f’ing hope so.
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Bruce Coffman 🫘 @namffoc.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
WTF does this fool care about people enrolling (and making payments) and then not using their account benefits? Isn’t that how insurance in general is supposed to work?
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Bruce Coffman 🫘 @namffoc.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fezzik and Dottie absolutely qualify as “furry”, and I’ve got the vacuum cleaner bags to prove it!
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Bruce Coffman 🫘 @namffoc.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’d say the backing track answers that question perfectly: “LOVE ME”…
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Bruce Coffman 🫘 @namffoc.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Poignant display of a Trump voter mentality — and he believes that 99.99% of his contemporaries understand his poster perfectly.
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Bruce Coffman 🫘 @namffoc.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Wait a sec — I thought we aren’t fighting a war in Iran?!?
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Bruce Coffman 🫘 @namffoc.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
He’s sooooo right — we are all in danger of America running out of pot-holes.
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Bruce Coffman 🫘 @namffoc.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Can you say “recipients mostly work at Walmart”?!?
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Bruce Coffman 🫘 @namffoc.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Probably just doing a test flight to make sure the new In-Flight Entertainment flat-screen displays care working correctly.
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Bruce Coffman 🫘 @namffoc.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
A senator that can do stand-up — more candidates like this one, please!
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Bruce Coffman 🫘 @namffoc.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I’d like to see them walk out en masse right at the beginning of an Oval session — preferably in the presence of a foreign dignitary. Hit the supposedly “reality TV celebrity” where he lives — in his ratings (that he follows so religiously). Attention is Trump’s oxygen.
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Bruce Coffman 🫘 @namffoc.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
So: if Israel is “buying” $2.8B of American munitions BUT the American taxpayer is actually footing the bill — is it actually a “sale”?!? Sounds more like a “gift” to me… SO STOP CALLING IT A F’ING SALE, NYT!!!
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Bruce Coffman 🫘 @namffoc.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
So Donald says (in response to SCOTUS “mail ballots” decision): “It is a Court that will go down as having rendered some of the most destructive, hurtful, and damaging decisions in our Country’s history”. And he’s absolutely correct — just not for the reason he thinks…
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Bruce Coffman 🫘 @namffoc.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I’d guess anything is possible, but my understanding is that the entire AA Center area (six blocks) is fenced off.
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Bruce Coffman 🫘 @namffoc.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The reason they are making attendees park in Grand Prairie and then bussing them into the “convention” site IS SO THAT ATTENDEES CANNOT LEAVE EARLY b/c the return busses don’t run before it’s over AND there’s no Uber/taxi traffic allowed near the AA Center…
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Bruce Coffman 🫘 @namffoc.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
“and if you elect me Student Council President I promise we’ll have a McDonalds in the cafeteria and a Senior Prom three times a year,,.”
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Bruce Coffman 🫘 @namffoc.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
As if Cheeto In Charge knows how to work a computer…
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Bruce Coffman 🫘 @namffoc.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
It’s always fun watching someone who thinks he knows it all repeatedly demonstrate his utter lack of knowledge.
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Bruce Coffman 🫘 @namffoc.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I’m sure the folks at Coca-Cola Bottling appreciate the association…
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Bruce Coffman 🫘 @namffoc.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Welp, that’s 2:58 of my life I’ll never get back…
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Bruce Coffman 🫘 @namffoc.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
No. They didn’t.
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Bruce Coffman 🫘 @namffoc.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I know there’s some kind of saying about an apple and a tree but I can’t quite remember it exactly.
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Bruce Coffman 🫘 @namffoc.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Why use 85 words when 6,500 will work so well ?!?
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Bruce Coffman 🫘 @namffoc.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
And only when he’s in trouble.
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Bruce Coffman 🫘 @namffoc.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I dunno — stopping in the middle of nowhere didn’t turn out so well in “The Grand Budapest Hotel”…
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Bruce Coffman 🫘 @namffoc.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Our “senior” Great Dane goes to get adjusted every two weeks AND LOVES IT! When he sees Dr. Marziani enter the exam room he immediately “assumes the position” on the floor mat so she can adjust him…
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Texas Observer @texasobserver.org · 05/08/2026
Out today: Nearly 2,000 juniors across 16 high schools in Houston ISD were pulled from Algebra II and placed in a remedial math course. At some schools, as many as 70% of juniors were similarly demoted into less challenging classes. It wasn't due to poor performance ...
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The ‘Houston Miracle’ Shell Game
How Houston ISD’s takeover regime inflated school accountability ratings by systematically holding back certain students
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Bruce Coffman 🫘 @namffoc.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Wha?!? Of course they can “get any more craven than this” — you just need to give them an hour or two.
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Bruce Coffman 🫘 @namffoc.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Pretty impressive, I must say.
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Bruce Coffman 🫘 @namffoc.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Oh, I think it actually aged perfectly.
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Bruce Coffman 🫘 @namffoc.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
It sounds like Cheeto In Charge thinks the GOP is still going to control the Senate next year. Trying to “draw to an inside straight” is always a desperate bet.
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Bruce Coffman 🫘 @namffoc.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
“Profanity is the crutch of the ignorant motherfucker”.
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Bruce Coffman 🫘 @namffoc.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I was truly hoping for an “I’m Anthony-Fucking-Fauci, you brainless, spineless potty-mouth dickhead” response.
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Bruce Coffman 🫘 @namffoc.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I think him being a such a dick-head prolly has something to do with it.
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Bruce Coffman 🫘 @namffoc.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I love watching Stephen’s voice getting louder and higher with each passing word. It’s almost like he’s getting some kind of Verbal Stiffy just hearing himself yell.
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Bruce Coffman 🫘 @namffoc.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Yeah, it was “a mistake”, alright.
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Bruce Coffman 🫘 @namffoc.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
You mean I can vote on an airplane so long as I have a picture ID? I had no idea!
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Bruce Coffman 🫘 @namffoc.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
More like “PLEASE PASS THE SAVE MY ASS ACT!!” if you ask me
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Bruce Coffman 🫘 @namffoc.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Will someone please let this doddering old woman know that “Biddeford” didn’t get shot? It was a human being AND HE HAD A FUCKING NAME — JOAN SEBASTIAN GUERRERO.
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