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Bruce Coffman 🫘

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Bruce Coffman 🫘 @namffoc.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
So: if Israel is “buying” $2.8B of American munitions BUT the American taxpayer is actually footing the bill — is it actually a “sale”?!? Sounds more like a “gift” to me… SO STOP CALLING IT A F’ING SALE, NYT!!!
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Bruce Coffman 🫘 @namffoc.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
So Donald says (in response to SCOTUS “mail ballots” decision): “It is a Court that will go down as having rendered some of the most destructive, hurtful, and damaging decisions in our Country’s history”. And he’s absolutely correct — just not for the reason he thinks…
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Bruce Coffman 🫘 @namffoc.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
“and if you elect me Student Council President I promise we’ll have a McDonalds in the cafeteria and a Senior Prom three times a year,,.”
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Bruce Coffman 🫘 @namffoc.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
As if Cheeto In Charge knows how to work a computer…
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Texas Observer @texasobserver.org · 05/08/2026
Out today: Nearly 2,000 juniors across 16 high schools in Houston ISD were pulled from Algebra II and placed in a remedial math course. At some schools, as many as 70% of juniors were similarly demoted into less challenging classes. It wasn't due to poor performance ...
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The ‘Houston Miracle’ Shell Game
How Houston ISD’s takeover regime inflated school accountability ratings by systematically holding back certain students
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Bruce Coffman 🫘 @namffoc.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Wha?!? Of course they can “get any more craven than this” — you just need to give them an hour or two.
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Bruce Coffman 🫘 @namffoc.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
It sounds like Cheeto In Charge thinks the GOP is still going to control the Senate next year. Trying to “draw to an inside straight” is always a desperate bet.
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Bruce Coffman 🫘 @namffoc.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I love watching Stephen’s voice getting louder and higher with each passing word. It’s almost like he’s getting some kind of Verbal Stiffy just hearing himself yell.
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Bruce Coffman 🫘 @namffoc.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
You mean I can vote on an airplane so long as I have a picture ID? I had no idea!
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Bruce Coffman 🫘 @namffoc.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
More like “PLEASE PASS THE SAVE MY ASS ACT!!” if you ask me
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Bruce Coffman 🫘 @namffoc.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Will someone please let this doddering old woman know that “Biddeford” didn’t get shot? It was a human being AND HE HAD A FUCKING NAME — JOAN SEBASTIAN GUERRERO.
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Bruce Coffman 🫘 @namffoc.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Oh. So JD thinks there’s a “loophole” in the Constitution that needs to be “fixed”? I’m sure he believes that’s true.
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Bruce Coffman 🫘 @namffoc.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
So I’m hearing that there are four SCOTUS justices who can’t read? The Constitution simply couldn’t be any clearer — there IS a 14th Amendment and its words mean just one thing that requires NO interpretation.
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Bruce Coffman 🫘 @namffoc.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I was thinking about attending The Donald’s D.C. ShitShow for the 4th of July Weekend — but I decided to clean the garage out instead.
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Bruce Coffman 🫘 @namffoc.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Top-notch concert sound/light/video production rig — seems a little overkill for a Ladies Roundtable and an audience of 14…
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Bruce Coffman 🫘 @namffoc.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Actually, what it really says is: “Scowling Orangutan is my favorite pose”.
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Bruce Coffman 🫘 @namffoc.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
I think what J.D. is trying to say is “we’re so bad even Nixon is starting to look good.” It’s his way of demonstrating Einstein’s Theory Of Relativity.
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Bruce Coffman 🫘 @namffoc.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
VANDALS!!!
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Bruce Coffman 🫘 @namffoc.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Does he mean “seriously vandalized” as in “pouring hydrogen peroxide into the water”?!?
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Bruce Coffman 🫘 @namffoc.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
So instead of “Florida man…” we now have “Florida doctor…?!?
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Bruce Coffman 🫘 @namffoc.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
One can buy a whole lot of healthcare for a trillion dollars — right, Elon?
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Bruce Coffman 🫘 @namffoc.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Who’s paying that $765 million? Start that post with “When you and I” and it’s a lot closer to the reality of it all.
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Bruce Coffman 🫘 @namffoc.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
“President Trump was as transparent about this today as we’ve heard him so far” is kind of like saying “The new Whitesnake album is every bit as good as their previous one”…
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Bruce Coffman 🫘 @namffoc.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
“Sky of blue, Sea of green” indeed.
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Bruce Coffman 🫘 @namffoc.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
“Every picture tells a story, don’t it?” R. Stewart
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Bruce Coffman 🫘 @namffoc.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
“Department Of Justice” — what a fucking joke THAT name has become.
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Bruce Coffman 🫘 @namffoc.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
“Does this costume make my penis look bigger?”
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Bruce Coffman 🫘 @namffoc.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
I know if I had those boring sycophant fucks prattling on behind my chair I’d fall asleep too…
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Bruce Coffman 🫘 @namffoc.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Ask me again in November, President DumbAss…
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The Lincoln Project @lincolnproject.us · 27/05/2026
The Republican Party quietly deleted their own ad attacking Ken Paxton's record on crime... because Paxton is now the Republican Party's nominee to represent Texas in the U.S. Senate. Figured if the ad is important enough to delete, it's important enough to see...
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Bruce Coffman 🫘 @namffoc.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
“I’m an eighth-generation Texan — I’ve been eating BBQ since before Ken Paxton’s first indictment.” The Perfect Response.
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Bruce Coffman 🫘 @namffoc.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
I don’t know about you, but this looks like a vast improvement to me. I hope it’s Gorilla Tape…
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Bruce Coffman 🫘 @namffoc.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
I just finished reading the entire transcript of today’s hearing in the Broadview Six matter. If this doesn’t put a nail in the coffin of “presumption of regularity” as it applies to the ENTIRE DOJ (or should it now be “Department Of Trump’s Retribution”?) I don’t know what will.
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Bruce Coffman 🫘 @namffoc.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Sounds to me like the Broadview Six PROSECUTORS — including the AUSA that led them — are the ones that should be indicted on conspiracy charges.
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Bruce Coffman 🫘 @namffoc.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Speaking of federal prosecutors who need to spend time behind bars thinking about better career choices.
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Bruce Coffman 🫘 @namffoc.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Absolutely deserves about 200 reposts.
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Bruce Coffman 🫘 @namffoc.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Such an outright lie. People were prosecuted because they broke the law. Full stop.
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Bruce Coffman 🫘 @namffoc.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Great idea — done deal!
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Bruce Coffman 🫘 @namffoc.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
I’ll bet JD’s “guarantee ya” is just as valid as his Orban stump speech.
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Bruce Coffman 🫘 @namffoc.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
The Donald doesn’t understand that Xi speaks fluent double-entendre — the “miracle” Xi refers to is how much Pres. NumbNuts has ruined America in a mere 15 months.
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Bruce Coffman 🫘 @namffoc.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Few nail it better than Nick.
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Bruce Coffman 🫘 @namffoc.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
White billionaires, mostly.
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Bruce Coffman 🫘 @namffoc.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
So Donald posted that “All Americans should have their voices be heard by casting a vote.” I wonder if that includes the millions of Virginians that voted to redistrict their state representation…
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Bruce Coffman 🫘 @namffoc.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
The only oxymoron more well-deserved than “Fox News” is “Hillsdale College”.
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Bruce Coffman 🫘 @namffoc.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Seems to me that the last time Southern states used Jim Crow laws to actively thwart the will of Black voters there was no such thing as the Internet, and community organizing was MUCH more problematic. This time will be different. Very different. Fuck SCOTUS.
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Bruce Coffman 🫘 @namffoc.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
So why didn’t Pete just say “yes” and move the fuck on?
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Bruce Coffman 🫘 @namffoc.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Why is it that when The Donald says “No more questions from you” (end of video clip) I’m instantaneously reminded of the Seinfeld “Soup Nazi”?!?
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Bruce Coffman 🫘 @namffoc.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
So nice to see Stephen Miller lending his wife a helping hand. Please, God, tell me this is AI…
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Bruce Coffman 🫘 @namffoc.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Now that some are referring to what happened at the WHCD as “a shooting” is the any chance we’ll find out “who shot what or whom”?
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Bruce Coffman 🫘 @namffoc.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Okay, I’m calling it: when I first saw coverage of the WHCD Kerfuffle I immediately turned to my wife and said “He’s going to say this is why he needs the White House Ballroom” — because of course he is.
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