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@naklwilson.net
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Nakl @naklwilson.net · 29/09/2026
Watched a turkey literally circle and harass/attack a car in a parking lot for 30 min. I truly cannot fathom what scares anyone about these birds!
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Nakl @naklwilson.net · 28/09/2026
To follow up with the emphasis made in keith’s last drawing stream; a checkout person asked me unprovoked if i thought it was bad luck he got a car for $8k because someone died in it. I told him most houses had someone die in them and they still cost over $100k, so i think he got a good deal. Lol
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Nakl @naklwilson.net · 27/09/2026
This is my current mental state.
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"Marrow" 🔞 🔜 BLFC, Furpoc? MFF @marrowhyena.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Drawn't with @naklwilson.net @horrorbuns.art and @tinydragon.art
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Nakl @naklwilson.net · 26/09/2026
Finally the pumpkin flavor season is upon us. I might remember what dopeamine feels like again.
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Nakl @naklwilson.net · 26/09/2026
Meritocracy will be the death of me. I am going to die cleaning up the messes of people whose only positive contribution to civilized society is being a cautionary tale for what happens when you don't educate people adequately.
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Nakl @naklwilson.net · 19/09/2026
Scared. If I saw myself from 20yr ago today I would chase them down and kill them on sight to harvest their organs and replace my current ones to before a decade of self-destructive choices and unfunny jokes wasted what little value they already had to begin with. To hell with my 20yr selfs opinion.
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Nakl @naklwilson.net · 18/09/2026
Not sure why everyone is so anti-flock camera. The government is giving us a poorly secured, poorly audited serveliance system we can use to stalk, harass and kill any political we dislike at a touch of a button. I now know where they all live, where their families live, where they shop, eat, work.
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Nakl @naklwilson.net · 15/09/2026
I for one am glad Mitch is still alive. You can see he is literally suffering as his mental acuity dips in and out of control as he quietly begs for the release of death through his transient stares into an abyss he cannot reach. I hope the suffering is unending and painful as they puppet his corpse
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Nakl @naklwilson.net · 14/09/2026
AI is kinda beautiful in that it has truly found the single largest gap in human knowledge and exploited it by being a snake oil salesman through the employment of the only people who don't have that gap but also don't give them any substantive cut of the profits being made by this exploitation.
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Nakl @naklwilson.net · 14/09/2026
If you want the most productive version of myself, one that can run circles around any other in my field, you have to meet some very specific; but profitable, requirements. First: 4 hour shift with salary pay. Second: No direct human communication. Third: clear guidance on current company goals.
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"Marrow" 🔞 🔜 BLFC, Furpoc? MFF @marrowhyena.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
we drawed tonight featuing @horrorbuns.art @tinydragon.art @halexuwu.bsky.social @itomaisfuzzy.bsky.social @naklwilson.net @thebrianj.bsky.social
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Nakl @naklwilson.net · 12/09/2026
9/11 is such a quizzical experience as an American because the line between serious and overreacting is so blurry it’s barely visible. Most remembrance celebrations either have the vibe of a clown at a funeral or a funeral for a clown. I think it is just the right mix of self-own and patriotism.
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Nakl @naklwilson.net · 04/09/2026
In honor of 9/11 this year, the president of the united states is going to recreate the moment where the plane crashed into the pentagon by flying the plane himself directly into the wing where Pete Hegseth is working out of.
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Nakl @naklwilson.net · 27/08/2026
Thrilled to finally start seeing a wave of baby boomer celebrities dying. It is like watching nature slowly healing by removing the toxin that has plagued it. I await with glee to see a better world free from the shackles of this horrid generation’s filthy hands and even filthier ideals.
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Nakl @naklwilson.net · 20/08/2026
At this point the only way to recoup the country financially is to literally tax the rich into near poverty levels by simplifying our tax codes so that the only break someone can get on their taxes is from either fleeing the country or death. We will not survive as a country when petrodollars end.
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Nakl @naklwilson.net · 19/08/2026
The fun part of living in the US is that the country is filled with technology and progress but anyone in a position of power has the intelligence of a dead rat when it comes to understanding any of it until the problem is so obvious it is almost insulting to watch them finally work to fix it.
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Nakl @naklwilson.net · 19/08/2026
God, I know the death of Microsoft will feel as good as reading the last chapter of Bleach did. The freedom from the horrid waste of literal time and energy being poured into the existence of something so irredeemably worthless future generations will mock us for it even existing as long as it did.
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Nakl @naklwilson.net · 18/08/2026
I think this is exactly what they voted for, they just didn’t think it would apply to them because they were told only the “bad ones” were going to be rounded up. Welcome to the consequences of ignorant actions, hope being treated like meat is all that they signed up for it to be!
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Nakl @naklwilson.net · 11/08/2026
Everyone who follows me please do this immediately to cut down on nearly 50% of my dumb takes!
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Nakl @naklwilson.net · 06/08/2026
Taxpayers: struggling to afford groceries, healthcare and housing while companies are allowed to rob from citizens unregulated. Taxpayer funded Legislators leading the most unproductive congress in the nations history: How about them baseballs?
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Nakl @naklwilson.net · 05/08/2026
Setting a fire to a home while the occupants have broken legs and no mobility assistance devices and you’ve barricaded the doors to prevent escape but left the windows open so you can hear their screams and possibly let some survive; is basically the federal governments fiscal policy as a metaphor.
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Nakl @naklwilson.net · 04/08/2026
I just watched $16m of my tax money get spent making the reflecting pool look like shit AND it is in a state i don’t live in and will never see AND isn’t an important piece of infrastructure necessary for country functioning. So yea, would much rather people get cheap food than green ponds.
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Nakl @naklwilson.net · 04/08/2026
The nice thing about living in a mediocracy is that the bar is so low for competence that apparently my 5% effort is treated as 100% effort by societies metric. Wish i figured that out sooner before i burnt myself out trying to give the equivalent of 20 people’s effort lol
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Nakl @naklwilson.net · 31/07/2026
Obvious corruption and wasteful spending aside, new gold statues look tacky as hell. I’d rather have the old worn one instead just for aesthetics purposes. An aged statue shows history while a bright and shiny one shows infancy. America is 250 years old and we look/act like we were born yesterday!
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Nakl @naklwilson.net · 30/07/2026
I genuinely cannot tell if Haunted Peak is low key misogynistic or if every male character is written to explicitly have conflict with the opposite gender for story specific reasons that will justify the initial conflicts later…
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Nakl @naklwilson.net · 28/07/2026
Why are there suddenly several highly viewed videos on strings being added to bowling pins? Guys, if you want less strings on bowling pins, then either build a better system that doesn't requires millions to maintain or solve the VC buy and scrap and the affordability crisis in this country.
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Qewie🥝 @qqqewie.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Perona👅
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Nakl @naklwilson.net · 24/07/2026
My favorite type of gooner art is the ones where you can tell the artist actually loves the subject. Anyone can draw nudity or suggestively, but when you see someone adding those extra little details you know only come from someone obsessed with their desires form? That’s the good shit.
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🌈😈 @satansjacuzzi.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Holy shit, THAT is a fucking LEDE
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Every "redpilled" man who comes of age seems to experience an identical fantasy: to leave his liberal, feminist country for somewhere much poorer and more traditional to find a wife who will replace his mother in her caretaking duties, with the bonus of providing all the sex they could want.
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Nakl @naklwilson.net · 22/07/2026
I just released a modular Trading Card Game Display system for a local card shop my partner works at. If you're looking for a low-cost way to display cards of any size (in either a sleeve or a top loader) give this a print and let me know how it goes! Links Below!
Transparent blue triangle frames attached to two bars atop a black table. A logo in the top right corner shows the silhouette of three trading cards; black border, and two brown squares in the center, with the orange text in the front reading "TCG Display"
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"Marrow" 🔞 🔜 BLFC, Furpoc? MFF @marrowhyena.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Ya'll @crimsonrabbit.hyper.wang really knocked it out of the park with the new Raft thumbnail, goddamn
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Nakl @naklwilson.net · 21/07/2026
So many issues would be resolved in my career if this joke of a country actually remembered that public schools are subsidized learning centers for training kids into PRODUCTIVE WORKERS! Why are we acting like schools are some culture center? These fucking sacks of useless flesh can’t even type!
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Nakl @naklwilson.net · 17/07/2026
Pools are rock gardens for the wealthy. If you don’t clean and maintain your own pool, you’re wasting money owning access to tranquility for the shallow purpose of luxury without the intelligence to understand its true value.
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Nakl @naklwilson.net · 17/07/2026
If Martha Stewart went to jail for conspiracy to do insider trading, this should get you an immediate death penalty conviction. How is this not just literally a rigged game only wealthy brokers can profit from?? And our 401ks are forced to be apart of this rigged shit??
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Nakl @naklwilson.net · 17/07/2026
Wait, i’m confused, why did i have to walk to school in the pitch black with DST but without it kids would still walk in pitch black? Am i not understanding something here? Summer always had bright mornings and winter had pitch black mornings. Wtf is changing here?
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Nakl @naklwilson.net · 15/07/2026
When is black heart coming to Rivals? Do i need to draw gooner art of the character or something?! Someone please tell me how to get them in!!!
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Nakl @naklwilson.net · 14/07/2026
I wish i could search an image on bluesky for all accounts that posted it. That way i could mass block those political AI generated cartoon posting bots much easier.
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Nakl @naklwilson.net · 11/07/2026
Brother that bipartisan bill ain’t going to fix the real problem here; price gouging and absurd interest rates. Not even a new home this bill will help make matters when the lender, builder and title companies are allowed to be owned by the same parent company for max profiteering.
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THAWK! @thawk79.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Looking around like
From CAPTAIN MARVEL ADVENTURES #17. “I HATE EVERYBODY!
I HATE EVERYTHING IN THE WORLD!”
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Nakl @naklwilson.net · 10/07/2026
LLM’s are like if a Magic-8 Ball and a Zoltar machine had a baby.
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Nakl @naklwilson.net · 08/07/2026
The idea of DHS going door to door of anyone who talked shit about them online is such chud behavior. Your department has enough money to give all of its employees 200k to just fuck off for a year and you'd rather waste time driving around harassing people? That's beyond pathetic, it's pure cringe.
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Nakl @naklwilson.net · 02/07/2026
The thing I hate about both the new Superman and Supergirl movies is that the MC is so OP they have to spend 25% or more of the movie not available to fight or else the plot would resolve too fast. I think that's an indictment of bad writing as opposed to a struggle with having OP characters.
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Nakl @naklwilson.net · 02/07/2026
Jokes like these are autistic social deathtraps because i have to just assume the person is pretending to not know that blushing is just a sign of embarrassment which is a normal thing to do when someone outsmarts you irregardless of the actions performed. Lex spilled secrets eggman shouldn’t know.
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Nakl @naklwilson.net · 02/07/2026
There is literally someones job it is at the White House to do this for the president unironically and its probably the most embarrassing part of the presidents narcissism considering he is illiterate anyway.
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Nakl @naklwilson.net · 01/07/2026
Want to talk about welfare anchors, why the fuck is congress taking more vacations than the average American gets in a decade? They have passed less legislation, caused more shutdowns yet had more vacations than any other congress before them! Get these lazy bureaucrats back into office god damnit!!
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Nakl @naklwilson.net · 30/06/2026
It takes every fiber of my being to not harness my inner Sherman and remind the Neo-confederates running this shit-hole country why they lost the civil war the first time.
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Nakl @naklwilson.net · 30/06/2026
Title 1 needs to be nuked from orbit. Replace it will compulsory age gating “put in your birthday” or “yes i’m over 18” button and then force browsers to offer parental control functions that allow parents to block any pages with age gates or age buttons that require specific ages to pass (13, 18)
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Nakl @naklwilson.net · 30/06/2026
Summer Evening Cat Naps without a Care in the World
Orange tabby cat laying on a black clothes dresser facing the camera with one arm hanging over the edge.
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Nakl @naklwilson.net · 27/06/2026
I miss when the internet was a wholesome place of people just coming together and talking, sharing hobbies and celebrating life under a social rules outside our control. Oh wait, that was youth bible camp. The internet has always been a raunchy, uncontrollable mess. Humanities last free frontier.
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