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Naked Techie

@nakedtechie.com
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Naturist family (me, wife, two kids). Re-posts encouraged. Take care and be bare. Your naked body is the only thing you will ever truly own in this life. Enjoy it. #naturist #naturism #familynaturism

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Naked Techie @nakedtechie.com · 04/07/2026
Will see what I can do. Standing behind the firepit and waving a fan might not be enough. 😁
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Naked Techie @nakedtechie.com · 04/07/2026
Post #naturist BBQ warming.
Me, standing naked, behind a lit firepit.
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Heritage Family Naturist Club @heritage-n-club.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
With temperatures like this, why would you want to be wearing clothes? Give #naturism a try, be it in your own home or at a #naturist club like us. (Other naturist clubs are available. 😁)
A screenshot of the week's weather forecast, showing temperatures 30, 31, 36, 37, 37 and 28 degrees Celsius for the location of Heritage.
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Naked Techie @nakedtechie.com · 20/06/2026
A picture of the 80s TV character Metal Mickey.
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Naked Techie @nakedtechie.com · 14/06/2026
Very proud of my #naturist club. ❤️
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Naked Techie @nakedtechie.com · 01/06/2026
Worth getting my A1200 out of mothballs for. 😁 metro.co.uk/2026/05/27/8...
metro.co.uk
81-year-old developer makes sequel to ZX Spectrum classic after 40 year wait
A classic UK video game from the 80s is about to become the most belated sequel ever, thanks to one of the original programmers.
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Naked Techie @nakedtechie.com · 25/05/2026
"If you're going to survive out there, you've really got to know where your towel is." - Ford Prefect
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Naked Techie @nakedtechie.com · 24/05/2026
I think "dance" is stretching it a bit. 🤣
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Naked Techie @nakedtechie.com · 23/05/2026
Sometimes at the Bare Bootleg @naturistfoundation.org silent disco you just don't know what channel to listen to.
Me wearing three sets of headphones. The inner ones are coloured blue, the next set is red and the outer set is green.
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Naked Techie @nakedtechie.com · 09/05/2026
I don't usually share these, but for the second time ever I got #wordle in one (5 days after losing my 244 day winning streak). Time to choose a new starter word I guess. 🎉 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Naked Techie @nakedtechie.com · 01/05/2026
I'm all for affirmative action, but why do media outlets insist on using people with Pixelitis or BGS (blurred genital syndrome) in photos to accompany #naturist news stories?
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Naked Techie @nakedtechie.com · 22/04/2026
Beef stew and dumplings ...
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Naked Techie @nakedtechie.com · 17/04/2026
Much better version... 🤣 youtu.be/mLJsGphU1VI
youtu.be
Bill Bailey - BBC News Theme (Live at Edinburgh Castle)
YouTube video by Tete
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Naked Techie @nakedtechie.com · 15/04/2026
Whenever I read some variation of, "But I'm a genuine naturist, I'm there for the right reasons," I wonder, "Have you ever actually spoken *and listened* to a woman? Not about naturism, but about her passage through her whole life?" This article should be required reading. ❤️
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Heritage Family Naturist Club @heritage-n-club.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
When the blossom's out, the new season is about. Spring time for #naturists
A photo of our famous tree covered in blossom on a sunny Spring day.
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Naked Techie @nakedtechie.com · 18/02/2026
You'd have to fight the kids for them. 🤣
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Naked Techie @nakedtechie.com · 17/02/2026
Note that the video doesn't pan up to the ceiling or to the floor. 😏
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Naked Techie @nakedtechie.com · 17/02/2026
Happy #naturist Pancake Day.
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Naked Techie @nakedtechie.com · 27/01/2026
You know what I'd really like? A laptop where there's a fingerprint reader on the lid as well as inside so I can do fingerprint unlock whilst the lid is closed when I'm using an external monitor. (I'd also like to know how to correctly punctuate that last sentence to make it more readable.)
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Naked Techie @nakedtechie.com · 23/01/2026
Not a problem. I've never been accused of being up to date. 😁
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Naked Techie @nakedtechie.com · 23/01/2026
First make it work. Then make it right. Then make it fast. And for goodness sake don't mess with it after that.
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Naked Techie @nakedtechie.com · 03/01/2026
#irony
Screenshot of a planet nude article. The title is "A note for UK readers about access and age verification" with the subheading "How new age-verification rules affect UK readers, and why were concerned", but the article is blocked with the message that it is age-restricted content and to view it the viewer needs to verify their age.
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Naked Techie @nakedtechie.com · 25/12/2024
Happy #naturist Christmas everyone. Hoping everyone has a peaceful season. ❤️
A #naturist photo of me, naked, standing by our Christmas tree.
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Naked Techie @nakedtechie.com · 19/12/2025
And that's work done for the year. 🍺
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Naked Techie @nakedtechie.com · 17/12/2025
I suppose I should be thankful that I can replace the bulbs. If they were LED lights the manual says "Please see an authorised dealer." 😲
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Naked Techie @nakedtechie.com · 17/12/2025
Why do car headlamp bulbs always go during the winter when it's cold and wet? And given that they are one of the parts most likely to need changing why do car manufacturers make it so bloody difficult to change them? 😠
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Naked Techie @nakedtechie.com · 11/12/2025
I understand what you're saying, but the button in the app pops up the choice between "Repost" and "Quote post" and even X's button calls it "Repost". I would think people would take that understanding now.
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Naked Techie @nakedtechie.com · 10/12/2025
Never quite understood why people don't like reposts. It's part of the ethos of social media. As long as it's an actual repost and not a "steal the photo and post it as your own". (My bio says "Re-posts encouraged." 🤣)
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Naked Techie @nakedtechie.com · 26/11/2025
They just need to ask China. 😁
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Naked Techie @nakedtechie.com · 22/11/2025
One of the best things we've ever bought.
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Naked Techie @nakedtechie.com · 22/11/2025
Very much so. Missing the sun, but the hot tub is some compensation. 😁 Hope all is well with you too.
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Naked Techie @nakedtechie.com · 21/11/2025
Happy #naked Friday world! #naturism
A photo of me and Mrs Naked Techie. We are both naked although you can only see the top half of us.
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Naked Techie @nakedtechie.com · 11/11/2025
Can you draw a picture of me winning the jackpot in the lottery? 😁
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Naked Techie @nakedtechie.com · 01/11/2025
I nake You nake He/She/It nakes We nake They nake One nakes en.wiktionary.org/wiki/nake #naturism
en.wiktionary.org
nake - Wiktionary, the free dictionary
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Naked Techie @nakedtechie.com · 23/10/2025
I need to start using the phrase "entered a state of congestive collapse". 😁 aws.amazon.com/message/1019...
aws.amazon.com
Summary of the Amazon DynamoDB Service Disruption in Northern Virginia (US-EAST-1) Region
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Naked Techie @nakedtechie.com · 18/10/2025
It's always after 5 o'clock somewhere. 🍻
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Naked Techie @nakedtechie.com · 18/10/2025
🎵 It's a nude dawn, it's a nude day, it's a nude life for me, and I'm feeling good. 🎵 (Apologies to Nina Simone.)
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Naked Techie @nakedtechie.com · 01/10/2025
Looking forward to the episode when the captain has to use his passkey to authenticate.
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Naked Techie @nakedtechie.com · 29/09/2025
It's just a jump to the left...
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Naked Techie @nakedtechie.com · 18/09/2025
Thank you. It was a great holiday. Got to love Fuerteventuran beaches.
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Naked Techie @nakedtechie.com · 18/09/2025
They didn't feel very soft. 😣 The things we do for art.
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Naked Techie @nakedtechie.com · 18/09/2025
Oh I was *extremely* careful. 🤣
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Naked Techie @nakedtechie.com · 18/09/2025
Sometimes you just gotta sit #naked on the rocks. #naturism
Me, sitting naked on some rocks with a rocky cliff behind me.
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Naked Techie @nakedtechie.com · 28/08/2025
🤣
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Naked Techie @nakedtechie.com · 28/08/2025
I was supposed to be going to the Aztec Volleyball Tournament at @naturistfoundation.org this weekend, but I managed to catch something on the last day of our holiday and it's refusing to budge. Guess I'll have to be content watching the F1 race rather than competing in #naturist volleyball. 🤒
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Naked Techie @nakedtechie.com · 15/08/2025
Most definitely. It's a shame that the weather (and attitudes) aren't as accommodating to allow it more often in the UK. She is an amazing lady. ❤️
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Naked Techie @nakedtechie.com · 15/08/2025
Thank you. I am a very lucky man. ❤️
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Naked Techie @nakedtechie.com · 15/08/2025
Thank you most kindly. ❤️
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Naked Techie @nakedtechie.com · 15/08/2025
Another #naturist beach photo with the woman that I love. I am so lucky to be married to this wonderful lady. ❤️
A photo of me and Mrs NT. We are naked, standing next to each other on a sandy beach, facing out to sea with my right arm around her and her left arm around me. There are some breaking waves coming in and there is a rocky outcrop on the right. The colours in the photo have been enhanced.
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Naked Techie @nakedtechie.com · 03/08/2025
Feeling very relaxed today. On holiday in Fuerteventura and been on the beach. I love the fact that no one cares if you're wearing anything or nothing. Live and let live.
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