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Naked Techie

@nakedtechie.com
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Naturist family (me, wife, two kids). Re-posts encouraged. Take care and be bare. Your naked body is the only thing you will ever truly own in this life. Enjoy it. #naturist #naturism #familynaturism

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Naked Techie @nakedtechie.com · 04/07/2026
Post #naturist BBQ warming.
Me, standing naked, behind a lit firepit.
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Heritage Family Naturist Club @heritage-n-club.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
With temperatures like this, why would you want to be wearing clothes? Give #naturism a try, be it in your own home or at a #naturist club like us. (Other naturist clubs are available. 😁)
A screenshot of the week's weather forecast, showing temperatures 30, 31, 36, 37, 37 and 28 degrees Celsius for the location of Heritage.
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Naked Techie @nakedtechie.com · 14/06/2026
Very proud of my #naturist club. ❤️
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Naked Techie @nakedtechie.com · 01/06/2026
Worth getting my A1200 out of mothballs for. 😁 metro.co.uk/2026/05/27/8...
metro.co.uk
81-year-old developer makes sequel to ZX Spectrum classic after 40 year wait
A classic UK video game from the 80s is about to become the most belated sequel ever, thanks to one of the original programmers.
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Naked Techie @nakedtechie.com · 23/05/2026
Sometimes at the Bare Bootleg @naturistfoundation.org silent disco you just don't know what channel to listen to.
Me wearing three sets of headphones. The inner ones are coloured blue, the next set is red and the outer set is green.
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Naked Techie @nakedtechie.com · 09/05/2026
I don't usually share these, but for the second time ever I got #wordle in one (5 days after losing my 244 day winning streak). Time to choose a new starter word I guess. 🎉 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Naked Techie @nakedtechie.com · 01/05/2026
I'm all for affirmative action, but why do media outlets insist on using people with Pixelitis or BGS (blurred genital syndrome) in photos to accompany #naturist news stories?
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Heritage Family Naturist Club @heritage-n-club.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
When the blossom's out, the new season is about. Spring time for #naturists
A photo of our famous tree covered in blossom on a sunny Spring day.
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Naked Techie @nakedtechie.com · 17/02/2026
Happy #naturist Pancake Day.
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Naked Techie @nakedtechie.com · 27/01/2026
You know what I'd really like? A laptop where there's a fingerprint reader on the lid as well as inside so I can do fingerprint unlock whilst the lid is closed when I'm using an external monitor. (I'd also like to know how to correctly punctuate that last sentence to make it more readable.)
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Naked Techie @nakedtechie.com · 23/01/2026
First make it work. Then make it right. Then make it fast. And for goodness sake don't mess with it after that.
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Naked Techie @nakedtechie.com · 25/12/2024
Happy #naturist Christmas everyone. Hoping everyone has a peaceful season. ❤️
A #naturist photo of me, naked, standing by our Christmas tree.
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Naked Techie @nakedtechie.com · 19/12/2025
And that's work done for the year. 🍺
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Naked Techie @nakedtechie.com · 17/12/2025
Why do car headlamp bulbs always go during the winter when it's cold and wet? And given that they are one of the parts most likely to need changing why do car manufacturers make it so bloody difficult to change them? 😠
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Naked Techie @nakedtechie.com · 21/11/2025
Happy #naked Friday world! #naturism
A photo of me and Mrs Naked Techie. We are both naked although you can only see the top half of us.
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Naked Techie @nakedtechie.com · 01/11/2025
I nake You nake He/She/It nakes We nake They nake One nakes en.wiktionary.org/wiki/nake #naturism
en.wiktionary.org
nake - Wiktionary, the free dictionary
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Naked Techie @nakedtechie.com · 23/10/2025
I need to start using the phrase "entered a state of congestive collapse". 😁 aws.amazon.com/message/1019...
aws.amazon.com
Summary of the Amazon DynamoDB Service Disruption in Northern Virginia (US-EAST-1) Region
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Naked Techie @nakedtechie.com · 18/10/2025
🎵 It's a nude dawn, it's a nude day, it's a nude life for me, and I'm feeling good. 🎵 (Apologies to Nina Simone.)
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Naked Techie @nakedtechie.com · 29/09/2025
It's just a jump to the left...
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Naked Techie @nakedtechie.com · 18/09/2025
Sometimes you just gotta sit #naked on the rocks. #naturism
Me, sitting naked on some rocks with a rocky cliff behind me.
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Naked Techie @nakedtechie.com · 28/08/2025
I was supposed to be going to the Aztec Volleyball Tournament at @naturistfoundation.org this weekend, but I managed to catch something on the last day of our holiday and it's refusing to budge. Guess I'll have to be content watching the F1 race rather than competing in #naturist volleyball. 🤒
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Naked Techie @nakedtechie.com · 15/08/2025
Another #naturist beach photo with the woman that I love. I am so lucky to be married to this wonderful lady. ❤️
A photo of me and Mrs NT. We are naked, standing next to each other on a sandy beach, facing out to sea with my right arm around her and her left arm around me. There are some breaking waves coming in and there is a rocky outcrop on the right. The colours in the photo have been enhanced.
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Naked Techie @nakedtechie.com · 03/08/2025
Feeling very relaxed today. On holiday in Fuerteventura and been on the beach. I love the fact that no one cares if you're wearing anything or nothing. Live and let live.
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Naked Techie @nakedtechie.com · 30/07/2025
The age verification stuff so obviously not about protecting the children but about censorship and tracking. My mobile provider has a default block on 18+ sites until I chose to disable it. The UK G'mnt could have required all ISPs to implement that. Up to the bill payer, who is an adult, to enable.
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Heritage Family Naturist Club @heritage-n-club.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
UK weather - #naturist problems
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Naked Techie @nakedtechie.com · 16/07/2025
I wonder if the bosses/HR departments of all the companies that are insisting on people return to an office instead of working from home are anti #naturism. Or maybe they own shares in clothing companies. Enquiring minds want to know. 🔍
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Naked Techie @nakedtechie.com · 12/07/2025
Today is #internationalskinnydipday Why not give it a go? Try your local #naturist club or find a #nudist beach. If you've never done it before, trying it with others can help get over those first time nerves. But be warned...once you've tried it you may never want to wear a swimsuit again.
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Naked Techie @nakedtechie.com · 11/07/2025
Another hot one in the UK today and for the weekend. Why not try some #naturism at home to keep cool. Just be sure to get that suntan lotion on if you're heading outside. ☀️
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Naked Techie @nakedtechie.com · 21/06/2025
Hot weather here in the UK right now. News articles about men not being allowed to wear shorts to keep cool in the office. Can we draw parallels with the #topfreeequality movement I wonder? 🤔
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Naked Techie @nakedtechie.com · 17/06/2025
#naturism
A screenshot from the film Back To The Future. Doc Brown is wearing futuristic clothes and sunglasses, sitting behind the wheel of the Delorean. Overlaid in the traditional meme font are the words, "Clothes? Where we're going we don't need clothes."
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Naked Techie @nakedtechie.com · 15/06/2025
Feels like it's gonna be a #clothesfree kinda week. #naturism #ukweather
Screenshot of a weather app showing the temperatures for the upcoming week as 23, 23, 24, 26, 28, 28 and 26 degrees Celsius from Monday to Sunday.
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Naked Techie @nakedtechie.com · 20/05/2025
As a #naturist am I spending all day wearing what I slept in, or going to bed wearing what I wore all day? 🤔
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Bedford Naturist @bedfordnaturist.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Looks like its going to be a wonderful weekend weather wise here in the UK!☀️ A perfect chance to give #naturism a try (yes you can be naked in your garden as well, its perfectly legal!) Im looking forward to a naturist style few days, are you?😎
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Naked Techie @nakedtechie.com · 08/05/2025
I would like to reassure all my followers that this is most definitely not an AI account, mainly due to the lack of I.
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Naked Techie @nakedtechie.com · 30/04/2025
It's the law in the UK when the sun comes out. 🤣 #naturism #nakedbbq
Me, naked, drinking a beer, barbequing.
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Naked Techie @nakedtechie.com · 22/04/2025
Hmm... I wonder what Trusted Verifier would verify genuine #naturist accounts.
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Naked Techie @nakedtechie.com · 15/04/2025
Mrs NT had a great week staying at @bhhnaturistresort.bsky.social for the Ladies Week...but it sure is good to have her back home. ❤️
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Naked Techie @nakedtechie.com · 05/04/2025
Look who we just found in the hot tub! ❤️ @helen.berrimansbareall.uk @simon.berrimansbareall.uk
Simon, Helen, Aneta and me in the hot tub.
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Naked Techie @nakedtechie.com · 31/03/2025
youtu.be/wibRJJQmitE?... #naturism #bodypositivity
youtu.be
Why I hang out naked with strangers | David Wraith | TEDxStLouis
YouTube video by TEDx Talks
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Naked Techie @nakedtechie.com · 09/03/2025
Sun's out, buns out. 🤣
A pack of 12 sliced soft bread rolls, aka buns.
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Naked Techie @nakedtechie.com · 01/03/2025
By some metrics today is the first day of spring in the UK. #naturist season incoming...
A picture of 4 metal springs.
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Naked Techie @nakedtechie.com · 19/02/2025
I wish the @moderation.bsky.app would notify you about the status of your appeals. I've had some that get corrected fairly quickly and some that take days. a) I have to keep going back to check. b) I don't know if the appeal is still in the todo queue or has been rejected and I need to re-appeal.
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Naked Techie @nakedtechie.com · 07/02/2025
When we were at Party in the Stark at The Naturist Foundation last year, photographer Pål Hansen was there taking photos of bums. The pictures are now on his website. I've spotted mine and Mrs NTs. 😁 www.palhansen.com/personal/202...
palhansen.com
Nothing Butt! — Pål Hansen
Bums are not like other functional body parts that carry no other meaning than their physiological function. The bum has a complex history with symbolic values. Besides being the physical representati...
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Naked Techie @nakedtechie.com · 07/02/2025
Happy Working Naked Day! www.daysoftheyear.com/days/working...
daysoftheyear.com
National Working Naked Day
Embracing the comfort of familiar surroundings, remote work offers the freedom to craft a productive, personalized workspace while maintaining a healthy work-life balance.
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BHH Naturist Resort Fuerteventura @bhhnaturistresort.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Ladies Weeks last couples of places available. Reposts wanted.
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Naked Techie @nakedtechie.com · 06/01/2025
Twas the day of new school term And all through the house All the parents were celebrating After two weeks of having the little blighters being underfoot all day, every day. 😁
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Ted Bun @tedbun.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
www.theguardian.com/artanddesign...
theguardian.com
‘I heard the most phenomenal stories’: why 500 women over 50 posed nude for a photograph
The experience of posing nude for the project left some women in tears – but no one ever changed their mind about being photographed
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Naked Techie @nakedtechie.com · 29/12/2024
Finally got round to verifying myself. 🍾 My BSky handle is now @nakedtechie.com
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Naked Techie @nakedtechie.com · 25/12/2024
Christmas Day (noun). The day of the year when a meal is prepared using every utensil in the kitchen, including that strange curly piece of metal with a flat end, usually hidden at the back of the bottom drawer that you bought on Amazon when drunk.
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