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Naked Techie

@nakedtechie.com
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Naturist family (me, wife, two kids). Re-posts encouraged. Take care and be bare. Your naked body is the only thing you will ever truly own in this life. Enjoy it. #naturist #naturism #familynaturism

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Naked Techie @nakedtechie.com · 04/07/2026
Post #naturist BBQ warming.
Me, standing naked, behind a lit firepit.
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Naked Techie @nakedtechie.com · 20/06/2026
A picture of the 80s TV character Metal Mickey.
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Naked Techie @nakedtechie.com · 23/05/2026
Sometimes at the Bare Bootleg @naturistfoundation.org silent disco you just don't know what channel to listen to.
Me wearing three sets of headphones. The inner ones are coloured blue, the next set is red and the outer set is green.
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Naked Techie @nakedtechie.com · 17/02/2026
Happy #naturist Pancake Day.
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Naked Techie @nakedtechie.com · 03/01/2026
#irony
Screenshot of a planet nude article. The title is "A note for UK readers about access and age verification" with the subheading "How new age-verification rules affect UK readers, and why were concerned", but the article is blocked with the message that it is age-restricted content and to view it the viewer needs to verify their age.
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Naked Techie @nakedtechie.com · 21/11/2025
Happy #naked Friday world! #naturism
A photo of me and Mrs Naked Techie. We are both naked although you can only see the top half of us.
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Naked Techie @nakedtechie.com · 18/09/2025
Sometimes you just gotta sit #naked on the rocks. #naturism
Me, sitting naked on some rocks with a rocky cliff behind me.
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Naked Techie @nakedtechie.com · 15/08/2025
Another #naturist beach photo with the woman that I love. I am so lucky to be married to this wonderful lady. ❤️
A photo of me and Mrs NT. We are naked, standing next to each other on a sandy beach, facing out to sea with my right arm around her and her left arm around me. There are some breaking waves coming in and there is a rocky outcrop on the right. The colours in the photo have been enhanced.
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Naked Techie @nakedtechie.com · 17/06/2025
#naturism
A screenshot from the film Back To The Future. Doc Brown is wearing futuristic clothes and sunglasses, sitting behind the wheel of the Delorean. Overlaid in the traditional meme font are the words, "Clothes? Where we're going we don't need clothes."
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Naked Techie @nakedtechie.com · 15/06/2025
Feels like it's gonna be a #clothesfree kinda week. #naturism #ukweather
Screenshot of a weather app showing the temperatures for the upcoming week as 23, 23, 24, 26, 28, 28 and 26 degrees Celsius from Monday to Sunday.
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Naked Techie @nakedtechie.com · 30/04/2025
It's the law in the UK when the sun comes out. 🤣 #naturism #nakedbbq
Me, naked, drinking a beer, barbequing.
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Naked Techie @nakedtechie.com · 05/04/2025
Look who we just found in the hot tub! ❤️ @helen.berrimansbareall.uk @simon.berrimansbareall.uk
Simon, Helen, Aneta and me in the hot tub.
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Naked Techie @nakedtechie.com · 09/03/2025
Sun's out, buns out. 🤣
A pack of 12 sliced soft bread rolls, aka buns.
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Naked Techie @nakedtechie.com · 01/03/2025
By some metrics today is the first day of spring in the UK. #naturist season incoming...
A picture of 4 metal springs.
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Naked Techie @nakedtechie.com · 07/02/2025
The best business attire.
Me, naked, sitting in a chair in my home office.
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Naked Techie @nakedtechie.com · 26/01/2025
More into volleyball than tennis, but could be persuaded to give it a try.
A photo of me, naked except for a baseball cap, on a beach, about to serve at volleyball.
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Naked Techie @nakedtechie.com · 25/12/2024
Happy #naturist Christmas everyone. Hoping everyone has a peaceful season. ❤️
A #naturist photo of me, naked, standing by our Christmas tree.
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Naked Techie @nakedtechie.com · 18/12/2024
imgs.xkcd.com/comics/incid... #xkcd #christmas
A three panel cartoon from XKCD. In panel 1 a character is trying to run a sudo command that they art not authorised to run and they get the error message saying the incident will be reported. In the secret panel the character asks a second character who does sudo report the incidents to, to which the second character replies that they don't know. In the third panel we see Father Christmas sitting at a computer screen and adding a name to the naughty list on his wall.
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Naked Techie @nakedtechie.com · 29/11/2024
Definitely. ❤️
Me and Mrs NT, naked, on a beach, the sun setting, looking out to see.
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Naked Techie @nakedtechie.com · 29/11/2024
So looking forward to doing this again next year. #naturist swimming is the best swimming. (Much ❤️ to Mrs NT for taking the photo.) #naturism
Underwater photo of me, naked, snorkeling.
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Naked Techie @nakedtechie.com · 24/11/2024
A light switch with no switch (ie. a blanking plate) with a notice above it saying "Please switch me off". The meme text above reads "My brain at 3am".
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Naked Techie @nakedtechie.com · 21/11/2024
Sadly the snow has missed our part of the country so I haven't been able to make Naked Snow Angel 2 - The Sequel. But here's a re-run of the original Naked Snow Angel. #naturist
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Naked Techie @nakedtechie.com · 16/11/2024
An attempt at an #artisticnudephoto photo from last year. I think it qualifies as artistic. It's definitely not fine art. 🤣 #naturist
Me, naked, a white shirt over my right shoulder, photo taken from behind, standing in front of a bedroom dresser with a mirror on it, artistically lit, monochrome. #naturist
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Naked Techie @nakedtechie.com · 15/11/2024
"Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results... unless you're using a computer."
A photo of me, naked, sitting on a blue sofa, with a laptop on my lap.
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Naked Techie @nakedtechie.com · 12/11/2024
Hmm... Not sure this automatic classification is correct. 🤣 #naturist #meerkat #ai
A screenshot of a photo of me in a piece of photo organising software. I am naked, laying face down on a lawn, taken from overhead with a drone. The automatic label given to the photo by the software that the screenshot is from is "meerkat".
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Naked Techie @nakedtechie.com · 18/10/2024
The IKEA Collection.
Photo of about 50 IKEA assembly tools of various sizes.
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Naked Techie @nakedtechie.com · 19/09/2024
Early adopter. 😁
Image shows I was Bluesky user 69551 and in the first 1% of the user base.
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Naked Techie @nakedtechie.com · 15/08/2024
Sun's out... #naturism #selfie #sunsoutbunsout
Me, taking a selfie, sunbathing naked, laying front down on a sandy beach with the sea in the background.
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Naked Techie @nakedtechie.com · 29/04/2024
#naturism #equality
A photo of me, naked, outside next to a tree. There are two black bars superimposed across me, one covering my groin and one covering my nipples. Meme text is written in the image saying, "Takes Instagram-safe picture, realise you're wearing your wife's censorship bars."
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Naked Techie @nakedtechie.com · 30/03/2024
Not sure if this is an ingredient or I'm being insulted. 🤣
A tube of Fokhagymakrém.
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Naked Techie @nakedtechie.com · 09/02/2024
One of my all time favourite pictures and memories. ❤️
Me and Aneta, naked on a beach in Fuerteventura staring out to sea, arms around each other , taken from the shore out to sea.
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Naked Techie @nakedtechie.com · 03/01/2024
#naturist washing machine
Photo of a washing machine control with just one setting; "towels".
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Naked Techie @nakedtechie.com · 12/12/2023
Why have these moderation options if you're going to lump simple nudity (full-frontal or not) in with explicit sexual images?
Screenshot of the Android Bluesky moderation options screen.
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Naked Techie @nakedtechie.com · 12/12/2023
My #monochromemonday post was "labelled". When I checked from a different account it shows as adult content with the explanation below. a) it contains neither, b) it's terrible that full-frontal nudity is considered in the same category as explicit sexual activity. /cc @support.bsky.team
Screenshot of Bluesky Android app with the text "Adult content. This content contains imagery of full-frontal nudity or explicit sexual activity."
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Naked Techie @nakedtechie.com · 11/12/2023
#monochromemonday #naturist
Me, naked, a white shirt over my right shoulder, photo taken from behind, standing in front of a bedroom dresser with a mirror on it, artistically lit, monochrome. #naturist
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Naked Techie @nakedtechie.com · 04/12/2023
I think X is having a meltdown.
Screenshot of the Android X app that has all posts empty with a date of 01 Jan 70.
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Naked Techie @nakedtechie.com · 14/11/2023
Possibly the biggest lie in tech.
Screenshot of the X/Twitter app with the text "Thanks. X will use this to make your timeline better."
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Naked Techie @nakedtechie.com · 11/11/2023
Commodore VIC 20. I still remember playing Blitz. 🛩️
A Commodore VIC 20.
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Naked Techie @nakedtechie.com · 10/11/2023
Cheers! Wishing everyone a happy #naturist weekend.
Me, naked, on the sofa, smiling and doing a "cheers" motion with a can of cider.
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Naked Techie @nakedtechie.com · 27/10/2023
A GUIDE TO PUTTING YOUR CLOCKS BACK

SMARTPHONE

Leave it alone, it does its magic

SUNDIAL

Move one house to the left

OVEN

You'll need a Masters in Electronic Engineering or a hammer

CAR RADIO

Not worth it, wait six months
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Naked Techie @nakedtechie.com · 20/10/2023
On the beach with the woman I love. #naturism
Me and my wife standing naked on a beach, looking out to sea. The sun is in front of us making us into a silhouette.
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