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Dr. Creed Willems, PhD

@nafer.bsky.social
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I'm only here for the zipline. And the Orioles. Also go birds. "Stats are numbers, numbers are nerds, nerds are losers." - Marcus Aurelius

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Dr. Creed Willems, PhD @nafer.bsky.social · 5h
im kinda mad again now actually
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Dr. Creed Willems, PhD @nafer.bsky.social · 5h
Grayson had already tanked it with one of the worst pitching performances I've ever seen after the O's went up 2 in the 1st Baker probably just became the lasting image of absolute failure as we sat there stunned watching him add insult to injury for 15 minutes by walking the entire Rangers lineup
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Dr. Creed Willems, PhD @nafer.bsky.social · 5h
i'll confess to Bryan Baker being one of my most loathed after 2023 ALDS game i held a grudge i've now let it go and would be tickled if he got a ring with the rays
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Dr. Creed Willems, PhD @nafer.bsky.social · 5h
(the good kind, not the pending world collapse kind, although it may be a little bit of both situation no matter what at this point) we should still bring back flappers anyway
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Dr. Creed Willems, PhD @nafer.bsky.social · 5h
show me the Roaring Twenties
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Dr. Creed Willems, PhD @nafer.bsky.social · 6h
many people are saying it is the perfect amount the best an amount has ever been
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Dr. Creed Willems, PhD @nafer.bsky.social · 7h
Catie welcome to Team On Sight if you could just slide in next to mike, dave, and c-money
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Dr. Creed Willems, PhD @nafer.bsky.social · 7h
"Then again, you had to deal with those disgusting children all day long. God, I bet that was torture. What do they even want with your autograph, anyway? You’re a frigging bird. It probably decreases the value of the paper you scribble it on." jesus christ
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Dr. Creed Willems, PhD @nafer.bsky.social · 7h
im at the point where they may not even need to move, but the move would definitely end my problematic relationship with baseball, and probably sports fandom in general which maybe wouldn't be so bad! and there isn't a Cal Ripken walking through the door again after the lockout
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Dr. Creed Willems, PhD @nafer.bsky.social · 7h
so you're saying you recognize that the orioles are finally leading the league in something
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Dr. Creed Willems, PhD @nafer.bsky.social · 7h
let this franchise be someone else's problem for a lil while
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Dr. Creed Willems, PhD @nafer.bsky.social · 7h
maybe the orioles should just move to nashville, give us a few years to recover and rediscover a passion for baseball, and then we can return as an expansion team in a decade or so
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Dr. Creed Willems, PhD @nafer.bsky.social · 8h
I've never expressed overdone revulsion in my life
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Dr. Creed Willems, PhD @nafer.bsky.social · 8h
in a chaotic world a little predictability goes a long way imo
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Dr. Creed Willems, PhD @nafer.bsky.social · 13h
an entire month! that's real bad!
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Dr. Creed Willems, PhD @nafer.bsky.social · 13h
it's certainly not everyone everywhere! and one of the weirdest things is that at every stop i've had a first-name-basis relationship with our carrier who consistently couldn't be kinder while doing a physically brutal and thankless job
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Dr. Creed Willems, PhD @nafer.bsky.social · 13h
(and i think the real reason anything happened at all is because one of the two made the (alleged) mistake of being particularly horrible toward the family member of a councilperson)
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Dr. Creed Willems, PhD @nafer.bsky.social · 13h
ours got so bad there was community involvement to get answers as to why it is so bad and after 8ish months the investigation led to 2 employees who were identified as being routinely dehumanizing and cruel "reassigned" to another post office so our answer was it to make it someone else's problem
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Dr. Creed Willems, PhD @nafer.bsky.social · 13h
I'm usually sensitive to the larger dynamics (and am here, too) but after moving around and experiencing multiple baltimore post offices, this is one area where I find the experience with employees to consistently be predictably and actively hostile from the jump and you're just stuck with it
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Dr. Creed Willems, PhD @nafer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
im tired boss
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Dr. Creed Willems, PhD @nafer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
tim robinson, afraid of this person says " You're like, "That's gonna kill me. That's real. That lives with us on Earth." I thought I was gonna get eaten!"
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Dr. Creed Willems, PhD @nafer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
well did you have the audacity to kindly ask them to fill your prescription? clearly you didn't receive the proper training
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Kill Tim Faust 💀 @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 07/10/2026
susan collins sounds like an irl maria bamford character
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Dr. Creed Willems, PhD @nafer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
the philadelphia eagles did what what's howie cooking up now
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Dr. Creed Willems, PhD @nafer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
i dont even want to say what i think the democratic floor is right now
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Dr. Creed Willems, PhD @nafer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Your questions about Shrexting, answered.
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Dr. Creed Willems, PhD @nafer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
is philadephia the meat theft capital of the world
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Dr. Creed Willems, PhD @nafer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
he waffles his machine
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Dr. Creed Willems, PhD @nafer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
*at the time whatever you get it
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Dr. Creed Willems, PhD @nafer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
at the i suggested haboring them like we did the columbus statue but fastballing them is probably more environmentally friendly
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Dr. Creed Willems, PhD @nafer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
need a nic cage movie about stealing his magnae cartae AND the baltimore orioles from david rubenstein
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Dr. Creed Willems, PhD @nafer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
a bobblehead and immediately ghostwriting a book within a year of owning the team about what a special boy you are for owning a baseball team this dude stinks
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Dr. Creed Willems, PhD @nafer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It's exposure therapy Sweaty Ronald Reagan in a Superman suit isn't real He can't hurt me
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Dr. Creed Willems, PhD @nafer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I miss seeing him stand there dead-eyed and slack-jawed for 2 hours straight
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Dr. Creed Willems, PhD @nafer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
@tonypeaches.bsky.social you've got a mission, should you choose to accept it
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Dr. Creed Willems, PhD @nafer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Just saw that Record Store Day is officially getting in on Phil Collins Fall
Land of Confusion by Genesis record store day album
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Dr. Creed Willems, PhD @nafer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
having big feelings about an article in The Onion is as bluesky as it gets folks if this warrants a day of the Discourse On Here, maybe w*ll st*anc*l is on to something and we're actually doing much better than we think
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Dr. Creed Willems, PhD @nafer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
if holliday goes missing you'll need to delete like a quarter of your posts
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Dr. Creed Willems, PhD @nafer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
maybe the Basallo extension? a thing that happened 1.25 calendar years ago?
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Dr. Creed Willems, PhD @nafer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
thats CES making news for HIMSELF also his spectacles
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Kim McCauley @kimischilling.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I can't wait until the Dodgers get Man City'd
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Dr. Creed Willems, PhD @nafer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
trying to think about the last bit of Good News to come out of anything related to the orioles organization that wasn't directly related to the signing or performance of Pete Alonso
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Dr. Creed Willems, PhD @nafer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
i see some ravens players are having their life surge / photo op with trump moment today it's probably nbd, it didn't completely destroy the eagles, they are doing great im sure the ravens will be fine
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Dr. Creed Willems, PhD @nafer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
HIS KPIs, WACK
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Dr. Creed Willems, PhD @nafer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
waiting for my wife to get home to share the latest news and tell her my feelings about mike elias
the "his hair, WACK" meme guy
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Dr. Creed Willems, PhD @nafer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
this is no time for laughter
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Dr. Creed Willems, PhD @nafer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
im so sorry i had the impulse i had to skeet it i am flawed
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Dr. Creed Willems, PhD @nafer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
the indignity of The Oriole Bird having to fly home for the winter just to deliver this news to their family
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Dr. Creed Willems, PhD @nafer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
open season ripple effects
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 06/10/2026
Oriole Bird Laid Off
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