Nacho Quesado @nachoquesado.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Haynes manual, ch 27, "Dealing with the cunt in the carwash" 1. Reach into your glove compartment and extract the approved tyre adjustment tool. 2. Apply the tool. 3. Drive off, go for a coffee and a slice of carrot cake. 4.Return when all the fuss has died down. 5. Type in your ticket number. 020
Nacho Quesado @nachoquesado.bsky.social · 08/10/2026"You're paying them a WHOLE FKN POUND AN HOUR!!!!" 010
Nacho Quesado @nachoquesado.bsky.social · 05/10/2026No photos of Mark and Donald together, but here's one with whatever JD Vance was calling himself in those days🤔 Off to open a new branch of DFS no doubt🤢 030
Nacho Quesado @nachoquesado.bsky.social · 03/10/2026This is a long shot, but maybe it's time that terrorist appeaser Sarah Pochin can only appear on TV iin the UK f everything she says is dubbed by an actor. For extra artistic irony, maybe Gerry Adams should get the job. 010
Nacho Quesado @nachoquesado.bsky.social · 16/09/2026And how they're going to deal with HMP Bullingdon, which they didn't have a problem with before, but is now within their borders. 3302
Nacho Quesado @nachoquesado.bsky.social · 08/09/2026British counter terrorism police seem to have some strange ideas as to what qualifies as terrorism. 001
Nacho Quesado @nachoquesado.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Two more, making it at least five so far @willhaycardiff.bsky.social 120
Nacho Quesado @nachoquesado.bsky.social · 06/08/2026I think so. This picture is looking at the opposite side of the tower to yours. I think it was an electricity power plant before either of us was born. 010
Nacho Quesado @nachoquesado.bsky.social · 04/08/2026I read the article you shared to justify this claim. 110
Nacho Quesado @nachoquesado.bsky.social · 26/07/2026"the Establishment are trying to bring me down" 010
Nacho Quesado @nachoquesado.bsky.social · 18/07/2026I've insulated our patio roof with cardboard this year, and it's been much better at keeping the heat out than the 3 layers of cloth we used to hang above it 000
Nacho Quesado @nachoquesado.bsky.social · 15/07/2026I wonder what they imagine goes through the minds of the rest of the world when they look at the UK? 110
Nacho Quesado @nachoquesado.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Maybe the dearth of overseas customers had an effect. I'm cooking a ragu and your post reminded me of the erstazt Latino supermarket Worcestershire sauce I encountered about 6 months ago. I've probably over sauced it, along with a big dollop of fake English dijon mustard. 🧑🍳 110
Nacho Quesado @nachoquesado.bsky.social · 02/07/2026"I'll put up with one, but a second is ruining my orange-beige colour scheme" 000
Nacho Quesado @nachoquesado.bsky.social · 17/05/2026The first rule of EU club, is you aren't going to dominate EU club 141
Nacho Quesado @nachoquesado.bsky.social · 06/05/2026This not understanding the single market thing. I think there's a clue here 🥴 100
Nacho Quesado @nachoquesado.bsky.social · 24/04/2026Brexit supporting blood and soil British nationalists on the other hand... 110
Nacho Quesado @nachoquesado.bsky.social · 17/04/2026It's a bit early for the Finnish mushroom season 020
Nacho Quesado @nachoquesado.bsky.social · 17/04/2026OK, who told Taco that Hormuz (هُرمُز) is Farsi for Mexico? 000
Nacho Quesado @nachoquesado.bsky.social · 08/04/2026Each MS provides a small UK Treaty Centre, renames the surrounding disused industrial estate and hangs a Union Jack on the nearest lampost outside. Ready for the Marmeladenwichser protocol in Germany Branleurs de Marmelade framework in France Gilipollas de Mermelada protocol in Spain etc 020
Nacho Quesado @nachoquesado.bsky.social · 27/03/2026Signed comrade. We certainly won't be visiting Shropshire* until these radicalised flaghadist emblems of imperialism have been removed in an ecologically friendly manner! 120
Nacho Quesado @nachoquesado.bsky.social · 24/03/2026As the Hylda Baker of the fachospere, surely he should be Rupert Jenrick from now on? 000
Nacho Quesado @nachoquesado.bsky.social · 24/03/2026It's the LHD adult version of RHD childhood travel sickness, caused by watching too much red zone TV where cars with the steering wheel on the left side is the right side, so this one on the right side is the wrong side passenger anxiety syndrome. 010
Nacho Quesado @nachoquesado.bsky.social · 12/03/2026🎶I was drifting off to sleep in a Valencian bed But heaven knows I'm miserable now🎶 022
Nacho Quesado @nachoquesado.bsky.social · 21/02/2026Looks like he's got some contact lenses. Probably got Bannon's hand up his arse these days. 030
Nacho Quesado @nachoquesado.bsky.social · 18/02/2026Hot of the press from their reporter on the ground in, er, Nairobi. 110
Nacho Quesado @nachoquesado.bsky.social · 30/01/2026Part of Welsh psychobilly tribute act Demented are Gone 000
Nacho Quesado @nachoquesado.bsky.social · 29/01/2026Cunningly designed to exclude anyone who's been nipping over the border every 90 days in order to avoid being a full time undocumented migrant🤔 171
