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EVR//DFT @everdrift.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Guardians make their own fate. #destiny2
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The Onion @theonion.com · 21/09/2026
NSFW Artist Struggling To Improve On Sexiness Of Regular Muppets theonion.com/nsfw-artist-struggling…
NSFW Artist Struggling To Improve On Sexiness Of Regular Muppets
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Paulo Freire do Tarot @andreizilla.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Kirby que já derrotou deuses do caos e seres do abismo, agora alcançará o Pleroma após destronar o Demiurgo.
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 09/09/2026
lol for metroid going ok ok samus is gonna talk again but this time instead of going on about adam she's going to say she wants to eat you. are you happy now. is that what you freaks want
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JB @ COMMS @gunbusted.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
City of the Wolves might have the single worst guest character roster in video game history
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Ash @santanaelchan.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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Sabaki @sabaki.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Sobrou nada pro smasheiro Sakurai FELIZÃO TERCEIRO KIRBY SEGUIDO
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 28/08/2026
if you're a normal person please do not play the fucking strip mahjong game. do not let the fun and friendly appeal of something as inoffensive as pornography trick you into playing a game as evil as mahjong
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Naaru @naaru.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
hah, knew it wouldn't take you long to start with the misogyny. Just can't help yourself, eh?
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Naaru @naaru.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
jesus christ how the fuck are you a historian if you don't know the most basic shit about how fascism not only wasn't vanquished but was in fact propped up. You don't even need to look at the CIA coups, you can just see the reputation washing that the US did for the actual fucking nazis
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Naaru @naaru.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
jesus christ you are not this dumb
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David Shiffman, Ph.D. 🦈 @whysharksmatter.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
This looks like the sort of headline you’d find on the ground in a post-apocalyptic video game to help explain why there was an apocalypse.
Headline reads “scientists just unleashed an army of 130,000 baby octopuses”
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Nextoad Digital Artist @nextoad.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Pirotess
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Rav BOO!dram 🎃👻 @rvbdrm.com · 14/08/2026
Sonic the Hedgehog has warned Mayor Mamdani that he is planning a terrorist attack on NYC.
Sonic the Hedgehog
@sonic_hedgehog

Hey @NYCMayor, there milight be a small crater caused by a Chaos Emerald tomorrow. Sorry about that!

Wanna see who can fix it faster?

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Naaru @naaru.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
sabor ÁCIDO ALIENIGENA é forte demais
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gozo in the shell @aiexandrre.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
As crianças da Bíblia antes de serem devoradas pela ursa
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O Guia do Mochileiro das Esferas Celestiais @zwera.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Empate técnico
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Arisu, The Alchemist ⚜️ @sakuraibr.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Por falta de problemas chegamos em questionamentos da época do Iluminismo aqui
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Giant Bomb @giantbomb.com · 14/08/2026
Hey. Remember that time Sony "sacrificed" a goat at a party to promote God of War II?
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Israeli settlers in the occupied West Bank diverted a spring that was a lifeline for the Palestinian village of Fasayil, cutting irrigation pipes in June and converting it into a tourist attraction, leaving nearby farms barren.
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Israeli settlers divert Palestinian water to fill West Bank pool
On a searing summer day, Israeli settlers splashed in a West Bank pool created by siphoning off water that had irrigated Palestinian crops, one of many seizures of water resources across ​the occupied...
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Naaru @naaru.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
ah essa é a galera que cada versão da Ryza ela tava com as coxas mais grossa, acho que estavam todos alinhados no propósito
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Micah @rincewind.run · 14/08/2026
this is the correct response to anything Potter-related no "I personally disagree with her but I'm going to do it anyway" it's a hard no, end of story
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Naaru @naaru.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
jogo da década já 🙏
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Naaru @naaru.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
please gods these people about to start calling art movements plagiarism 😭
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dead @dead.moment37games.com · 14/08/2026
frases que só assustam quem nunca pirateou 1 joguinho sequer no 3DS
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Jared Pechaček @vandroidhelsing.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
life hack: you can be a pretender to basically any throne
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Naaru @naaru.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
daqui a pouco ele vai chegar com a taça jules rimet
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Orlando Calheiros @anarcofino.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Um sonho de princesa que eu tenho é ver a imprensa brasileira dedicar ao caso da mansão de Flávio Bolsonaro metade da atenção e do ultraje que dedicou ao caso (falso) do triplex do Lula.
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The saddest girl to ever hold a martini @lifeisterrible.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
chicks rock
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Naaru @naaru.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
vagabundo tá num nível que daqui a pouco tá chamando movimento artistico de plágio
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Naaru @naaru.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
tinha que ser coisa de fã de FFXIV
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Naaru @naaru.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I beg of the XIV fanbase to read literally anything published before the aughts. y'all are a step away to start saying art movements are plagiarism
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oleha da bruise @patodeborracha.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
com todo o respeito, mas vocês já tão chapando um pouquinho
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zach @extrafabulous.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
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Kuji (Comms Open!) @kujikawaii.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I don't have any strong opinion on the wolverine game other than "I want ratchet and clank back"
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Jogira @gojiracaipira.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
"ai pq piratear manga se agora tem de graça no site oficial" ai vc vai ler e o site n abre, ou as paginas tao fora de ordem, ou tem erro de tradução honestamente vtnc mangaplus
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Joumana Medlej @majnouna.com · 14/08/2026
Hi, I'm syrian mortar shells stray anti-aircraft bullets and israeli bombs, also known as conversation killer. 🙄
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I'm not saying we should do it, I'm just saying you show him one of those airship commodore unis and tell him he can have it if we go full steam and you can thank me later
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Naaru @naaru.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
de acordo com os especialistas do r/selfsuck, é de estar chupando (e eu não sei se quem retweetou recebe notificação de resposta no retweet então vou fazer questão de taggear o @pedroscomparin.bsky.social porque tenho certeza que a existência desse subreddit é do interesse dele 🙏)
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Gary J Kings 🎮🎞️ Game Trailer Maker @garyjkings.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
South of Midnight is now self published, so buying it gives Xbox zero money. It's a great day to part with a bit of money.
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Kuji (Comms Open!) @kujikawaii.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Post a meme made by you
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Naaru @naaru.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
eu não duvido isso aí ser planejado porque perder a eleição ia ser feio aí eles podem ir com essa desculpa que o governo sabotou e não deixou eles concorrerem
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the person known as Tande (with comms open) @elysiumtan.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
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Naaru @naaru.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
even beyond the whole "if they had the means and knowhow they would've had a second one by now", this is pure wishful thinking lmao
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Naaru @naaru.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
they would, yes
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Naaru @naaru.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
there is a bit of a disconnection between "a mildly successful" series of books that gets propped up by a marketing push as a franchise that was "chosen" to be successful and a worldwide phenomenon of popularity that marketing tagged along to and have tried to replicate multiple times unsuccessfully
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Naaru @naaru.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
by the second book it already was a worldwide phenomenon lol
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Jared Pechaček @vandroidhelsing.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
highly recommend icon-collecting as a hobby because then you get emails like this
Email subject line: “the softener of evil hearts”
First line of email body: “the mother of god with seven swords”
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Naaru @naaru.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
were you there for it or were you too young? because that is very much not what happened at the time.
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