iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

ᴘʀᴇᴛᴇɴᴅᴇʀ; @mythussfable.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

|| They named her COOCHIE and shes not playable. I'm taking all of us down.

ᴘʀᴇᴛᴇɴᴅᴇʀ; @mythussfable.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

|| i dont go here anymore but this is the hottest woman in the game. unfortunately, due to my inherent hate of honkey i am incapable of remembering her name as any information post Penacony is flushed down the toilet. i love my girl Coochiki. Kusabi. Casava. Kutaka. Cookie.

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ᴘʀᴇᴛᴇɴᴅᴇʀ; @mythussfable.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

|| What if I just wrote Penacony off as a Lostbelt......

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ᴘʀᴇᴛᴇɴᴅᴇʀ; @mythussfable.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

|| me when I like Nihilux's design because White Thing and then they re-design her to make her NOT White Thing. I should actually be taken to the back and shot like Old Yeller for developing any positive feelings at all.

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ᴘʀᴇᴛᴇɴᴅᴇʀ; @mythussfable.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Cut a woman in 17 pieces because my killer instincts kicked in and now she won't leave me the fuck alone.

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ᴘʀᴇᴛᴇɴᴅᴇʀ; @mythussfable.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I'm about to go slow now since we're nearing downtown. Honestly, if you can master downtown, you can drive anywhere. Any questions so far?"

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ᴘʀᴇᴛᴇɴᴅᴇʀ; @mythussfable.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Gallagher glanced at her with his typical lazy look. "So, that's technically an advanced technique, and only something I can do since I have the current authority and the threatening physique to subdue the other party. Don't do that until you feel *very* confident in driving. >

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ᴘʀᴇᴛᴇɴᴅᴇʀ; @mythussfable.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

"Okay, so basics, traffic lights. Red means you stop at the intersection. Yellow means caution, it's about to turn red soon. Green means fucking GET OFF YOUR GOD DAMN PHONE AND GO YOU FUCKASSSSSS!!!!" HONK. HOOOOOONK. The car in front of them swerves immediately to the right. >

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ᴘʀᴇᴛᴇɴᴅᴇʀ; @mythussfable.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Let's focus on the basics and we'll go to more technical techniques like drifting and anything street racing related." He really believed in her and a beautiful future where she's like a horse girl, but instead of running it's driving and hopefully not dying spontaneously from a crash. >

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ᴘʀᴇᴛᴇɴᴅᴇʀ; @mythussfable.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

( 'Damn, I just realized I don't even know what L is either. 💧' He thought. ) "It's called getting a cute nickname, Hairy. It's proof of our undying, deep friendship. Anyway, you're right, mostly. L stands for 'Don't fucking touch that, nobody uses that'. Just focus on Park, Reverse, and Drive. >

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ᴘʀᴇᴛᴇɴᴅᴇʀ; @mythussfable.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

"Get in, Airy. You're gonna learn to fucking drive. Me first since I don't even know if you know the basics like PRNDL."

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ᴘʀᴇᴛᴇɴᴅᴇʀ; @mythussfable.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

( @luctussororis.bsky.social ) "PPD." He shot Ari a quick dirty look before the threatening gaze was back on the driver of the small car. "If you don't get out of the god damn car then the city will hold you in contempt." The NPCs scrambled out and into the distance. >

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ᴘʀᴇᴛᴇɴᴅᴇʀ; @mythussfable.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

@scented-letter.bsky.social Hey, Sunday. I was gone so long that you fully transitioned.

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ᴘʀᴇᴛᴇɴᴅᴇʀ; @mythussfable.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Legally? Dead. I was kind of hoping to be relevant in the new chapter.

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ᴘʀᴇᴛᴇɴᴅᴇʀ; @mythussfable.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I can't wait to finally visit Edo Star. I've been such a big fan of Edo Star stuff. You know Edo Star, I once worked in that place for a few years. Some of my best memories were on Edo Star. Great tourism industry they have, Edo Star.

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ᴘʀᴇᴛᴇɴᴅᴇʀ; @mythussfable.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

@the-taxiarch.bsky.social oh look who just got out of jail. how's the astral express?

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ᴘʀᴇᴛᴇɴᴅᴇʀ; @mythussfable.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

Do I look like a god of the wind - ( he suddenly shoots, and it does curve, hitting a wall, and then a street sign, and another wall, before going off into the far distance... ) ... Ok maybe, I can. ( A distant scream. )

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ᴘʀᴇᴛᴇɴᴅᴇʀ; @mythussfable.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

i'm not allowed to shoot straight for gay month.

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ᴘʀᴇᴛᴇɴᴅᴇʀ; @mythussfable.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

What? I wouldn't sa- ... .... Damn, that DOES sound like something I'd say, not gonna lie... 💧

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ᴘʀᴇᴛᴇɴᴅᴇʀ; @mythussfable.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

( stops chest compressing him ) oh man. you're finally awake.

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TIGER E-BOOKS @tiger-ebooks.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

I will keep running as long as I live. I’m sure there’s someone running behind and in front of me. I hope that the story I weave will be graceful for that one person.

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ᴘʀᴇᴛᴇɴᴅᴇʀ; @mythussfable.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

Hehe. He's being a bit mean but this is harmless. "Well, I guess this is a no then. Back to the drawing board. Any suggestions to make it easier on me?"

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ᴘʀᴇᴛᴇɴᴅᴇʀ; @mythussfable.bsky.social · 26/12/2025

Are you seriously being jealous now? I understand. You're right. I wasn't thinking then. But that's why I need you back so you can take on that burden for me.

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ᴘʀᴇᴛᴇɴᴅᴇʀ; @mythussfable.bsky.social · 26/12/2025

( raised eyebrow ) You're acting like it's scandalous. You've seen and experienced my cock and balls so many times. Aeons forbid we have some pants on though.

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ᴘʀᴇᴛᴇɴᴅᴇʀ; @mythussfable.bsky.social · 26/12/2025

Wife home. Time to stitch the sleeves back on the shirts and wear pants.

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Scorching Sun @the-taxiarch.bsky.social · 26/12/2025

“… 𝑨𝒏𝒅 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒅𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒎𝒔 𝒘𝒊𝒍𝒍 𝒅𝒆𝒇𝒊𝒏𝒊𝒕𝒆𝒍𝒚 𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒆 𝒕𝒓𝒖𝒆…” ⁣

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 04/12/2025

Building muscle is mostly about diet. If you want to get big you have to eat other people at the gym

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ᴘʀᴇᴛᴇɴᴅᴇʀ; @mythussfable.bsky.social · 11/12/2025

This guy still laughs at a number the old fashioned way. ( what the fuck is 67 )

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ᴘʀᴇᴛᴇɴᴅᴇʀ; @mythussfable.bsky.social · 11/12/2025

POV: youre screwllum and this is how you be getting updates inside your body like phone notifications probably

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TIGER E-BOOKS @tiger-ebooks.bsky.social · 22/09/2025

Hear me, ye with heart. I am the thunder that shall be your death.

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TIGER E-BOOKS @tiger-ebooks.bsky.social · 22/09/2025

I like sunshine, paella and your hands off my man. I think that's Latino life?

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ᴘʀᴇᴛᴇɴᴅᴇʀ; @mythussfable.bsky.social · 21/09/2025

"He got kidnapped by the damn Express and they're not giving him a single day off!!!!"

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TIGER E-BOOKS @tiger-ebooks.bsky.social · 21/09/2025

Tonight, my many personalities will join hands and doxx you.

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ᴘʀᴇᴛᴇɴᴅᴇʀ; @mythussfable.bsky.social · 21/09/2025

Sunday is in jail ... with no visitor privileges...

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TIGER E-BOOKS @tiger-ebooks.bsky.social · 16/09/2025

You're worried about failing. But. That's how everyone becomes stronger. That's how the best get to be that way. So failure is nothing to be embarrassed about.

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TIGER E-BOOKS @tiger-ebooks.bsky.social · 15/09/2025

I do not exist. Think of me as a simple echo originating from your memories.

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TIGER E-BOOKS @tiger-ebooks.bsky.social · 13/09/2025

Kill everyone now! Condone first degree murder! Advocate cannibalism! Eat shit! Filth is my politics! Filth is my life!

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ᴘʀᴇᴛᴇɴᴅᴇʀ; @mythussfable.bsky.social · 13/09/2025

My body is a machine that turns cheese into shit.

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ISS Piss Tracker @iss-piss-tracker.bsky.social · 13/09/2025

The piss tank on the ISS is now 58% full.

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ᴘʀᴇᴛᴇɴᴅᴇʀ; @mythussfable.bsky.social · 13/09/2025

( How the tables have turned. He's on the other side of the bar now. ) ... Let's go around to the other side. ( He goes first, turning the corner of the bar. Ding, ding. There's a sudden scent of various spices and savoryness. ) Yeah uh, can I get a regular philly cheesesteak.

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