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@mythussfable.bsky.social
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ーfalse representation, deceiving and misleading others to do great deeds;you just need confidence #FGORP / #FATERP / #MVRP - minors DNI / mun is 21+ -RP / parody account-

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ᴘʀᴇᴛᴇɴᴅᴇʀ; @mythussfable.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
|| What if I just wrote Penacony off as a Lostbelt......
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ᴘʀᴇᴛᴇɴᴅᴇʀ; @mythussfable.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
|| me when I like Nihilux's design because White Thing and then they re-design her to make her NOT White Thing. I should actually be taken to the back and shot like Old Yeller for developing any positive feelings at all.
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ᴘʀᴇᴛᴇɴᴅᴇʀ; @mythussfable.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Cut a woman in 17 pieces because my killer instincts kicked in and now she won't leave me the fuck alone.
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ᴘʀᴇᴛᴇɴᴅᴇʀ; @mythussfable.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
( @luctussororis.bsky.social ) "PPD." He shot Ari a quick dirty look before the threatening gaze was back on the driver of the small car. "If you don't get out of the god damn car then the city will hold you in contempt." The NPCs scrambled out and into the distance. >
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ᴘʀᴇᴛᴇɴᴅᴇʀ; @mythussfable.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
@scented-letter.bsky.social Hey, Sunday. I was gone so long that you fully transitioned.
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ᴘʀᴇᴛᴇɴᴅᴇʀ; @mythussfable.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Hi Ishtar. Hi Gilgamesh.
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ᴘʀᴇᴛᴇɴᴅᴇʀ; @mythussfable.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I can't wait to finally visit Edo Star. I've been such a big fan of Edo Star stuff. You know Edo Star, I once worked in that place for a few years. Some of my best memories were on Edo Star. Great tourism industry they have, Edo Star.
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ᴘʀᴇᴛᴇɴᴅᴇʀ; @mythussfable.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
@the-taxiarch.bsky.social oh look who just got out of jail. how's the astral express?
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ᴘʀᴇᴛᴇɴᴅᴇʀ; @mythussfable.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
i'm not allowed to shoot straight for gay month.
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ᴘʀᴇᴛᴇɴᴅᴇʀ; @mythussfable.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
( stops chest compressing him ) oh man. you're finally awake.
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TIGER E-BOOKS @tiger-ebooks.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
I will keep running as long as I live. I’m sure there’s someone running behind and in front of me. I hope that the story I weave will be graceful for that one person.
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ᴘʀᴇᴛᴇɴᴅᴇʀ; @mythussfable.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Wife home. Time to stitch the sleeves back on the shirts and wear pants.
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Scorching Sun @the-taxiarch.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
“… 𝑨𝒏𝒅 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒅𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒎𝒔 𝒘𝒊𝒍𝒍 𝒅𝒆𝒇𝒊𝒏𝒊𝒕𝒆𝒍𝒚 𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒆 𝒕𝒓𝒖𝒆…” ⁣
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Building muscle is mostly about diet. If you want to get big you have to eat other people at the gym
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ᴘʀᴇᴛᴇɴᴅᴇʀ; @mythussfable.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
This guy still laughs at a number the old fashioned way. ( what the fuck is 67 )
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ᴘʀᴇᴛᴇɴᴅᴇʀ; @mythussfable.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
POV: youre screwllum and this is how you be getting updates inside your body like phone notifications probably
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ᴘʀᴇᴛᴇɴᴅᴇʀ; @mythussfable.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
oh.
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ᴘʀᴇᴛᴇɴᴅᴇʀ; @mythussfable.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
|| (test)[www.google.com]
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TIGER E-BOOKS @tiger-ebooks.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Hear me, ye with heart. I am the thunder that shall be your death.
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TIGER E-BOOKS @tiger-ebooks.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
I like sunshine, paella and your hands off my man. I think that's Latino life?
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ᴘʀᴇᴛᴇɴᴅᴇʀ; @mythussfable.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
"He got kidnapped by the damn Express and they're not giving him a single day off!!!!"
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TIGER E-BOOKS @tiger-ebooks.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Tonight, my many personalities will join hands and doxx you.
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ᴘʀᴇᴛᴇɴᴅᴇʀ; @mythussfable.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Sunday is in jail ... with no visitor privileges...
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ᴘʀᴇᴛᴇɴᴅᴇʀ; @mythussfable.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
my wife actually left me.
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TIGER E-BOOKS @tiger-ebooks.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
You're worried about failing. But. That's how everyone becomes stronger. That's how the best get to be that way. So failure is nothing to be embarrassed about.
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TIGER E-BOOKS @tiger-ebooks.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
I do not exist. Think of me as a simple echo originating from your memories.
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TIGER E-BOOKS @tiger-ebooks.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Kill everyone now! Condone first degree murder! Advocate cannibalism! Eat shit! Filth is my politics! Filth is my life!
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ᴘʀᴇᴛᴇɴᴅᴇʀ; @mythussfable.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
My body is a machine that turns cheese into shit.
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ISS Piss Tracker @iss-piss-tracker.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
The piss tank on the ISS is now 58% full.
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⋅. ⌖ ᅟ ‍ 𝐖𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐃: 𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐃 𝐎𝐑 𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐕𝐄 ‍ ⸜ᅟ @loadedgun.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
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─〔❨ *𝐗 𝐈 𝐈 𝐈 ❩〕─ @xiiimorscerta.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
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ᴘʀᴇᴛᴇɴᴅᴇʀ; @mythussfable.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
You haven't even tried it. Why are you so prejudiced? You know..... ..... Ants in Africa would be excited to have this.
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ᴘʀᴇᴛᴇɴᴅᴇʀ; @mythussfable.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
New bar menu item just dropped.
For all those mary jane heads, this is for you specifically:

Chocolate covered cucumber. Pickled is extra.
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ᴘʀᴇᴛᴇɴᴅᴇʀ; @mythussfable.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
( taking a drink from the public water foundation ) is ok. Do I think this has lead and microplastics? Maybe the latter. The first? Who knows. The point is, we are having progress. ( the automated wandering machines have labeled another person's unhidden nudes in the background )
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Miscellaneous Quotes!! @miscquotes.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
But I want, I want to believe / That you can still hear me when you're just memory
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TIGER E-BOOKS @tiger-ebooks.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Now I'm gone, but you're still laying next to me, one degree of separation.
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TIGER E-BOOKS @tiger-ebooks.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
WHO posted my NUDES on BSKY DOT APP!?
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ᴘʀᴇᴛᴇɴᴅᴇʀ; @mythussfable.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
... jesus fuck. Had a premonition. please tell me it's fake..
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ᴘʀᴇᴛᴇɴᴅᴇʀ; @mythussfable.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
I only like my wife's piss. I'm not a damn cheater. Unless it's NTRing someone. Technically, it's not me cheating but the other person.
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ᴘʀᴇᴛᴇɴᴅᴇʀ; @mythussfable.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
I do. I miss when my wife was story relevant and wasn't woobified. I also miss Penacony. Now we have a piss map online. Everything went to shit when the IPC took over. Make Penacony Meta Again.
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TIGER E-BOOKS @tiger-ebooks.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
- Do you like puppies and kitties? + I like virginity and violence.
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TIGER E-BOOKS @tiger-ebooks.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Am I truly going to die by human hands? How can mere humans kill fire?
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TIGER E-BOOKS @tiger-ebooks.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
You're worried about failing. But. That's how everyone becomes stronger. That's how the best get to be that way. So failure is nothing to be embarrassed about.
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ᴘʀᴇᴛᴇɴᴅᴇʀ; @mythussfable.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
|| They FINALLY DID IT WE'RE SO BACK
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TIGER E-BOOKS @tiger-ebooks.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Looked dead, didn't I? But I wasn't. But it wasn't from lack of trying, I can tell you that.
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ᴘʀᴇᴛᴇɴᴅᴇʀ; @mythussfable.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
"Well? Are you single or not?"
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