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Alt US Forest Service @altusfs.altgov.info · 7h
USDA employees got an e-mail today announcing this, because a court ordered it. On the linked news release website, however, all the USDA did was post PDF copies of the court orders, which I don’t find very sporting. Where’s my Manifest Destiny FFA essay we all love? @altusda.altgov.info
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mysteriousmrjonez.bsky.social @mysteriousmrjonez.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I know that the there are dangerous cabinet secretaries (rfk jr, hegseth, etc). but - hear me out - vought needs to be top 3 on impeachment list. Between pocket recissions and these bonkers tv ads paid for with tax dollars - the case is a layup. Get. Him. Out.
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mysteriousmrjonez.bsky.social @mysteriousmrjonez.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
My theory on this week’s “trumpapalooza”: trump has been told he needs to campaign for vulnerable gop - but he is too old and tired and crazy to stump in all these places. He decides to do ALL his campaigning in two days - and then say “he tried” when they lose.
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Asawin Suebsaeng @swin24.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I kindly ask that we collectively stop grading the literal president of the United States and the man who effectively is the GOP on a curve
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mysteriousmrjonez.bsky.social @mysteriousmrjonez.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
look - Pat Mcafee is wildly horny for maga. He is resentful that mean ol disney won’t let him be out living his truth - so he giggles and plays doctor with aaron rodgers and goes to cheer the children at the propaganda games. If/when he gets dropped by espn watch him get real weird fast.
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I suppose my take on the birth rates is: 1.) anyone who can read a graph can see it’s a problem 2.) there is overwhelming evidence work from home can help solve the problem 3.) the fact most self-described pro-natalists focus on brood mare fantasies instead suggests they are not serious people
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mysteriousmrjonez.bsky.social @mysteriousmrjonez.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
The wait after a job interview is the worst. The gig would be perfect - but still gotta prep for the let down. Still … Positive waves!
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mysteriousmrjonez.bsky.social @mysteriousmrjonez.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
@altusda.altgov.info - i am shocked that usda has been leas than forthright on this … federalnewsnetwork.com/workforce/20...
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USDA expects ‘significant number’ of staff facing relocation to leave their jobs | Federal News Network
Internal documents contradict statements from USDA leaders, who repeatedly said they did not anticipate relocations would lead to widespread staffing losses.
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mysteriousmrjonez.bsky.social @mysteriousmrjonez.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Trump declares a food supply emergency … because of conditions that he created. Happy 4th of july!! www.foxbusiness.com/politics/tru...
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Trump declares food supply emergency, suspends tariffs on key fertilizer imports
President Trump declared a food supply emergency and temporarily suspended tariffs on certain Moroccan fertilizer imports to help ensure farmers have enough supplies.
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mysteriousmrjonez.bsky.social @mysteriousmrjonez.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Another trump endorsed candidate flames out in their bid for governor in georgia. My theory is that trumpers are giddy for trump and his goons to hurt “elites” in far away states but want no part of trump style “governance” in their own home states. Joke is on them i guess
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mysteriousmrjonez.bsky.social @mysteriousmrjonez.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
I don’t follow manosphere culture that close - but the president demanding a billion in our tax dollars so he has a big space for his “fancy dress-up parties” does not seem super “mannly” to me
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mysteriousmrjonez.bsky.social @mysteriousmrjonez.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
So - if you owe child support, your passport application can be denied. Now that a passport is being pushed as a voting document - they want to take away active passports from obligors. Message here - if you’re broke, don’t bother showing up to vote. Hope folks remember this at that ufc fight
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
There is too much information. I should not have to know the king’s evil vizier who starved eleventy gazillion Africans to avenge Apartheid also cheats at Diablo.
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
The Presidential podium is designated for the POTUS to address the nation or hold press conferences. The fact this narcissistic twat used it to spew lies, regarding a salacious relationship with a pedophilic sex trafficker, will piss me the fuck off for quite some time.
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mysteriousmrjonez.bsky.social @mysteriousmrjonez.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
So - an economy where the top 10% consumers drive consumer activity are told that an AI monster has eaten 20% of white collar jobs - we are surprised america has worst consumer confidence rating ever? Maybe ”number go up” magic thinking was bad.
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mysteriousmrjonez.bsky.social @mysteriousmrjonez.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Ok. So Vance is getting shipped from Hungary to Pakistan as a negotiator. Am I the only one thinking they are intentionally keeping him out of the country because trump is super paranoid about 25th?
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Paul C Pinkosh @paulierockets.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
I ask myself what Jim Rockford would do. If you gotta live up to some kinda image, Rockford is as non-toxic as it gets. My Dad got dementia; we couldn’t talk any more. Watching Rockford was comforting. Like Mr. Rogers, if his place kept getting tossed by mobsters and he drove a Pontiac Firebird.
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Andy Clark of the living dead @andycruns.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
I think I may have cracked it
An oil tanker approaches the strait of Hormuz, collects a gold star and passes through while safely invulnerable
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mysteriousmrjonez.bsky.social @mysteriousmrjonez.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Don’t know what sports parents or coaches are here - but what is up with kids that are actively trying to fuck with team mates during at bats? (The other kid sucks - but thinks he is being clever.) coaches shut this shit down eventually right?
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mysteriousmrjonez.bsky.social @mysteriousmrjonez.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
www.huffpost.com/entry/troops...
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Soldier Details Chilling Messaging From Higher-Ups About ‘God’s Plan’ In Iran: ‘It Shocked Many Of Us’
One commander had a “big grin” on his face while saying Donald Trump “has been anointed by Jesus to light the signal fire in Iran," a service member said.
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mysteriousmrjonez.bsky.social @mysteriousmrjonez.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Watching team figure skating and agree with my wife that “quad god’s” costume is very romantasy-coded
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mysteriousmrjonez.bsky.social @mysteriousmrjonez.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
This entire thread is epic.
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mysteriousmrjonez.bsky.social @mysteriousmrjonez.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
😂
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mysteriousmrjonez.bsky.social @mysteriousmrjonez.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
LOL - what could POSSIBLY go wrong??
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mysteriousmrjonez.bsky.social @mysteriousmrjonez.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Yup. Masks finally off
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mysteriousmrjonez.bsky.social @mysteriousmrjonez.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Again - only republicans/maga have a right to cary guns. Armed Libs cannot be tolerated. Monopoly of violence was the GOP goal for 30+ years.
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mysteriousmrjonez.bsky.social @mysteriousmrjonez.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
+1
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mysteriousmrjonez.bsky.social @mysteriousmrjonez.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
This needs to be amplifies
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mysteriousmrjonez.bsky.social @mysteriousmrjonez.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Elon wants Grok to be “edgy and cool” - Elon set the definition and clearly thinks making naked pics of women and kids without consent is “hilarious”. Any investor giving this man money is a fool.
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mysteriousmrjonez.bsky.social @mysteriousmrjonez.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
I applaud this. More real, professional, police - who care about their communities - need to call out the unhinged, cowardly, “tachticool” cosplayers. Most effective counter voices.
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JeffTrnka @jefftrnka.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
This !!!
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mysteriousmrjonez.bsky.social @mysteriousmrjonez.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
This man showing up like Batman! This is how it’s done.
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mysteriousmrjonez.bsky.social @mysteriousmrjonez.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
In the end - after all the awful shit Miller has done - I think this is the point where things actually stick when he faces a jury sometime in 2030.
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mysteriousmrjonez.bsky.social @mysteriousmrjonez.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Jesus - did ICE recruit Yosemite Sam? At what point does serious law enforcement stop protecting cosplayers?
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mysteriousmrjonez.bsky.social @mysteriousmrjonez.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
What could possibly go wrong?
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Matthew Gault @mjgault.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
behold Project Matador, a 6,000 acre datacenter being built in the Texas panhandle by a billionaire who once attempted to create an "anti-woke bank" that went belly up
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Texans Are Fighting a 6,000 Acre Nuclear-Powered Datacenter
"They're being told that this is inevitable," a member of the 806 Data Center Resistance told 404 Media. "But Texas is this other beast."
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 08/01/2026
my immediate thought is they are sending vance out to eat shit for the administration
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
This is exactly what I told someone yesterday. Even if I spot you the first shot (I shouldn’t, but let’s go with that), shots 2 and 3 were inexcusable and this officer will lose his case if it ever goes to court.
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Kayla B @queenofthesouth.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Fleeing law enforcement is not a capital offense.
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Wajahat Ali @wajali.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
We have the numbers. Trump is unpopular. He can't escape the crumbling economy, rising health care costs, AND THE EPSTEIN FILES. He's also negative double digits on immigration now. ICE murdering a U.S. citizen is the worst "overreach" possible. I hope this inspired mass nonviolent protests.
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Adam Kinzinger @adamkinzinger.substack.com · 07/01/2026
The agents were in Minneapolis for one reason: To “own the libs.”
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Thomas Massie tonight says DOJ is citing laws that don’t apply to hide key parts of the Epstein files: “They’re still trying to protect billionaires, politically connected people, and trying to obscure the involvement of our own intelligence agencies.”
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JeffTrnka @jefftrnka.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 07/01/2026
If Trump is really stealing spending power from Congress then it would be insanity for Democrats to vote to fund the government later this month. Shut it down until the president stops wiping his ass with the Constitution.
I am pleased to announce that the Interim Authorities in Venezuela will be turning over between 30 and 50 MILLION Barrels of High Quality, Sanctioned Oil, to the United States of America. This Oil will be sold at its Market Price, and that money will be controlled by me, as President of the United States of America, to ensure it is used to benefit the people of Venezuela and the United States! I have asked Energy Secretary Chris Wright to execute this plan, immediately. It will be taken by storage ships, and brought directly to unloading docks in the United States. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
 
DONALD J. TRUMP
PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 06/01/2026
My first podcast from my kitchen ran more smoothly. Bari Weiss is a hack.
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mysteriousmrjonez.bsky.social @mysteriousmrjonez.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
How I imagine I look when I take out my battery powered leaf blower in my driveway.
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Greg Sargent @gregsargent.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
News: Gang of Eight in Congress were only notified about Trump's Venezuela operation after it began, source familiar tells me. That means the heads of the Intelligence Committees in Senate and House were *not* consulted. Just crazy.
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Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Just once I'd like to wake up to people freaking out for good reasons
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