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@mynamescanada.bsky.social
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Major in Being Silly, 💖💖💖💖💖💖 Minor in Goofing off 🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍 Be silly & have fun :3 💜💜💜💜💜💜 Autistic as hell 🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 23 Any/All 💙💙💙💙💙💙

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MyNamesCanada @mynamescanada.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
I need a womans touch but not like that like that of king midas and I can start force femme'ing people
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Stephanie 🏳️‍⚧️🇦🇺 @moyomumbles.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
repost if you spooky as hell
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MyNamesCanada @mynamescanada.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
look buddy, In Part 2, the victims’ body of Dexterwas are discovered and brought to investigate the spot where Dexter works. Debra is also in the process of recovering after being rescued from killer series “Ice Truck”.
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MyNamesCanada @mynamescanada.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
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MyNamesCanada @mynamescanada.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Some ASSHOLE!!! put my wolf army in sheep's clothing and now they're all silly and soft looking :< How will a be an edgy wolf warlord like this??
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MyNamesCanada @mynamescanada.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
ok imagine a guy who can’t spell gorgious so he write georgeous on purpose and when the apple of their eye mentions this he has a follow up and hits them with “call me curious” or something i think that would be funny send tweet
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MyNamesCanada @mynamescanada.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
smoking the alvin and the chipmunks weed call that shit squeaky loud
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MyNamesCanada @mynamescanada.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
A “Pennington Self-Rimming Lavatory” sounds wayyy freak nastier than the sink it represents
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MyNamesCanada @mynamescanada.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
saw a bald guy and thought about how you call them “cue ball” and then figured that being the case, if you’d call a black gentleman whom is bald 8 ball and how offensive that would be
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MyNamesCanada @mynamescanada.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
dark souls women be like: call my clit the furtive pygmy the way its so easily forgotten...
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MyNamesCanada @mynamescanada.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
We lost the plot somewhere around the industrial revolution
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MyNamesCanada @mynamescanada.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
guys would it be funny to say i’m nonbinary instead of fluid and pretend i transitioned to a country
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⭐️ Alina ⭐️ @alinalal.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
kpop demon hunters
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MyNamesCanada @mynamescanada.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
New concept: Cattbage Patch
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MyNamesCanada @mynamescanada.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
playing something or doing something that i haven’t in awhile be like “do the rust shaker”
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homer simpson is covering his face with his hands while standing on his knees
ALT: homer simpson is covering his face with his hands while standing on his knees
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MyNamesCanada @mynamescanada.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Hey, so uh, whichever ASSHOLE keeps replacing all my cool water with FUCKING ICE??? in my freezer needs to QUIT IT!!! thx :p
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onasugar @onasugar.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Mira!!! #kpopdemonhunters
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MyNamesCanada @mynamescanada.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
look buddy, i don’t CARE about your relationship problems!! go watch dandadan and play it takes two like the rest of us…
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MyNamesCanada @mynamescanada.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
twitter should change grok to gock for pride month. imagine “@ gock my coworker needs cpr do i legally have to”
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MyNamesCanada @mynamescanada.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
sometimes kitty sits on my belly lying down and looks like a little bug eyed creature and we love it
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MyNamesCanada @mynamescanada.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
if your lips taste like cherry chapstick all cola is a cherry cola
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MyNamesCanada @mynamescanada.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Trans girl that summons the dregs of testosterone like All Might with OFA to deck some asshole
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MyNamesCanada @mynamescanada.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
Young fella who "locks in" but means he's wearing his cage as opposed to focusing up
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MyNamesCanada @mynamescanada.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
i hope you sneeze while you’re shitting!!! fuck you!!
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MyNamesCanada @mynamescanada.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
me: “and you vape and you skate” the observable universe this week:
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MyNamesCanada @mynamescanada.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Looking up challenge runs on pornhub just to feel something (i watched all of the youtube ones)
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MyNamesCanada @mynamescanada.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
she just hasn’t met the right radiological woman ;3
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MyNamesCanada @mynamescanada.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
dying in battle tomorrow
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MyNamesCanada @mynamescanada.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
i think getting squashed like a bug would fix me in a way that’s not healthy but might reset me anyway
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MyNamesCanada @mynamescanada.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Mouths shouldn't hurt to chew on, my teeth live there let them snack a little
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MyNamesCanada @mynamescanada.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
i need a projectile attack to round out my build but all the realistic ones aren’t viable or have hoops you gotta jump through to really use them that i don’t want to build around
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
yeah i'm an influencer. influencing people to regret being literate
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MyNamesCanada @mynamescanada.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
why exactly am i working when i should be courting my wife
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MyNamesCanada @mynamescanada.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
being a shameless flirt does admittedly sound better than being a flirtless shame
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MyNamesCanada @mynamescanada.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
hypothetical matriarchal society that changes might makes right to tight makes right
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MyNamesCanada @mynamescanada.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
girl who calls her fupa the Bermuda triangle when she tucks
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MyNamesCanada @mynamescanada.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
My little pony oc themed tweet with a side of humor
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MyNamesCanada @mynamescanada.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
I had the ruminations of a good tweet but they have eluded me because I procrastinated
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Drako @drakonis.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
monster hunter bow players as soon as you put them in multiplayer
stop calling me "my fragile little flower" or "my beautiful delicate pet" im literally going for a glass cannon build. i can one shot most adults 

"oh ok well if youre not fragile I guess you don't need anyone to hold aggro huh"

no . wait . come back im sorry. im your fragile little flower and there is a scary man charging up a beam to turn my beautiful fragile petals into ash
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Pukicho @pukicho.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
This is me if you were a horse: “Hello little guy” *feeds you the gay carrots 🥕 specifically for gay horses*
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MyNamesCanada @mynamescanada.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
if i had ops you know they’d be catching this one day blinding stew!!
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NEMONEMO @blueskypuppy.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
MH FUN
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mae_honk @maeho.ink · 05/03/2025
marie schrader:
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ori @orisghost.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
teto
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MyNamesCanada @mynamescanada.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
i might be a narcissist’s worst nightmare
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MyNamesCanada @mynamescanada.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
i would imagine this is what whales had to deal with in the great whale wars
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MyNamesCanada @mynamescanada.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
who up playing and having fun play toys with me :33 (violent video games)
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MyNamesCanada @mynamescanada.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
thank you for your service
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