MyNamesCanada @mynamescanada.bsky.social · 13/11/2025I need a womans touch but not like that like that of king midas and I can start force femme'ing people 100
Reposted by MyNamesCanadaStephanie 🏳️⚧️🇦🇺 @moyomumbles.bsky.social · 01/10/2025repost if you spooky as hell 03017
MyNamesCanada @mynamescanada.bsky.social · 01/10/2025look buddy, In Part 2, the victims’ body of Dexterwas are discovered and brought to investigate the spot where Dexter works. Debra is also in the process of recovering after being rescued from killer series “Ice Truck”. 000
MyNamesCanada @mynamescanada.bsky.social · 30/08/2025Some ASSHOLE!!! put my wolf army in sheep's clothing and now they're all silly and soft looking :< How will a be an edgy wolf warlord like this?? 000
MyNamesCanada @mynamescanada.bsky.social · 29/08/2025ok imagine a guy who can’t spell gorgious so he write georgeous on purpose and when the apple of their eye mentions this he has a follow up and hits them with “call me curious” or something i think that would be funny send tweet 000
MyNamesCanada @mynamescanada.bsky.social · 28/08/2025smoking the alvin and the chipmunks weed call that shit squeaky loud 000
MyNamesCanada @mynamescanada.bsky.social · 28/08/2025A “Pennington Self-Rimming Lavatory” sounds wayyy freak nastier than the sink it represents 000
MyNamesCanada @mynamescanada.bsky.social · 28/08/2025saw a bald guy and thought about how you call them “cue ball” and then figured that being the case, if you’d call a black gentleman whom is bald 8 ball and how offensive that would be 000
MyNamesCanada @mynamescanada.bsky.social · 14/08/2025dark souls women be like: call my clit the furtive pygmy the way its so easily forgotten... 000
MyNamesCanada @mynamescanada.bsky.social · 14/08/2025We lost the plot somewhere around the industrial revolution 010
MyNamesCanada @mynamescanada.bsky.social · 04/08/2025guys would it be funny to say i’m nonbinary instead of fluid and pretend i transitioned to a country 000
MyNamesCanada @mynamescanada.bsky.social · 17/07/2025playing something or doing something that i haven’t in awhile be like “do the rust shaker”media.tenor.comhomer simpson is covering his face with his hands while standing on his kneesALT: homer simpson is covering his face with his hands while standing on his knees 000
MyNamesCanada @mynamescanada.bsky.social · 17/07/2025Hey, so uh, whichever ASSHOLE keeps replacing all my cool water with FUCKING ICE??? in my freezer needs to QUIT IT!!! thx :p 000
Reposted by MyNamesCanadaonasugar @onasugar.bsky.social · 05/07/2025Mira!!! #kpopdemonhunters 1951651164
MyNamesCanada @mynamescanada.bsky.social · 05/07/2025look buddy, i don’t CARE about your relationship problems!! go watch dandadan and play it takes two like the rest of us… 000
MyNamesCanada @mynamescanada.bsky.social · 14/06/2025twitter should change grok to gock for pride month. imagine “@ gock my coworker needs cpr do i legally have to” 000
MyNamesCanada @mynamescanada.bsky.social · 12/06/2025sometimes kitty sits on my belly lying down and looks like a little bug eyed creature and we love it 000
MyNamesCanada @mynamescanada.bsky.social · 02/06/2025if your lips taste like cherry chapstick all cola is a cherry cola 000
MyNamesCanada @mynamescanada.bsky.social · 23/05/2025Trans girl that summons the dregs of testosterone like All Might with OFA to deck some asshole 000
MyNamesCanada @mynamescanada.bsky.social · 21/05/2025Young fella who "locks in" but means he's wearing his cage as opposed to focusing up 000
MyNamesCanada @mynamescanada.bsky.social · 18/05/2025i hope you sneeze while you’re shitting!!! fuck you!! 000
MyNamesCanada @mynamescanada.bsky.social · 17/05/2025me: “and you vape and you skate” the observable universe this week: 000
MyNamesCanada @mynamescanada.bsky.social · 14/05/2025Looking up challenge runs on pornhub just to feel something (i watched all of the youtube ones) 000
MyNamesCanada @mynamescanada.bsky.social · 25/04/2025she just hasn’t met the right radiological woman ;3 000
MyNamesCanada @mynamescanada.bsky.social · 24/04/2025i think getting squashed like a bug would fix me in a way that’s not healthy but might reset me anyway 000
MyNamesCanada @mynamescanada.bsky.social · 23/04/2025Mouths shouldn't hurt to chew on, my teeth live there let them snack a little 000
MyNamesCanada @mynamescanada.bsky.social · 19/04/2025i need a projectile attack to round out my build but all the realistic ones aren’t viable or have hoops you gotta jump through to really use them that i don’t want to build around 000
Reposted by MyNamesCanadaJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 12/04/2025yeah i'm an influencer. influencing people to regret being literate 3283667
MyNamesCanada @mynamescanada.bsky.social · 13/04/2025why exactly am i working when i should be courting my wife 010
MyNamesCanada @mynamescanada.bsky.social · 13/04/2025being a shameless flirt does admittedly sound better than being a flirtless shame 000
MyNamesCanada @mynamescanada.bsky.social · 06/04/2025hypothetical matriarchal society that changes might makes right to tight makes right 000
MyNamesCanada @mynamescanada.bsky.social · 04/04/2025girl who calls her fupa the Bermuda triangle when she tucks 000
MyNamesCanada @mynamescanada.bsky.social · 27/03/2025My little pony oc themed tweet with a side of humor 000
MyNamesCanada @mynamescanada.bsky.social · 27/03/2025I had the ruminations of a good tweet but they have eluded me because I procrastinated 000
Reposted by MyNamesCanadaDrako @drakonis.bsky.social · 25/03/2025monster hunter bow players as soon as you put them in multiplayer 011114
Reposted by MyNamesCanadaPukicho @pukicho.bsky.social · 26/03/2025This is me if you were a horse: “Hello little guy” *feeds you the gay carrots 🥕 specifically for gay horses* 15649130
MyNamesCanada @mynamescanada.bsky.social · 24/03/2025if i had ops you know they’d be catching this one day blinding stew!! 000
Reposted by MyNamesCanadaMyNamesCanada @mynamescanada.bsky.social · 05/03/2025i would imagine this is what whales had to deal with in the great whale wars 001
MyNamesCanada @mynamescanada.bsky.social · 04/03/2025who up playing and having fun play toys with me :33 (violent video games) 000