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Deadlift Schrempf

@mynameisosito.bsky.social
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Still tryna do it for Lil Saint | Lvl 32 | I once offended a nation over chickens Alfredo | Sometimes I sing for money

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🎃👻🧙‍♀️ Vio the VVitch 🧙‍♀️👻🎃 @viothevvitch.myatproto.social · 08/10/2026
this is so fucking sad
Alvin Sng 0 @alvinsng My wife: Can you read our baby a book?
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Me: Icanjust play an audiobook from my phone.
My wife: But then it won't be in your voic e.
Me:| can train a voice model.
Parenting hits different when you workin Al.
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💗💙💜 @zerosuitbae.blacksky.app · 08/10/2026
Ew
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Brotha Tiptoe @thesuburbanthug.blacksky.app · 08/10/2026
Aint Colorado a blue state? Yall told Me this is only red state behavior.
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Arif "Felonious Munk" Shahid @feloniousmunk.blacksky.app · 08/10/2026
Can't stop Claude from suggesting suicide but they can stop humans from telling Claude to fuck off.
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[giver of problems: ultra pro✨] @jforjae.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 06/10/2026
why did he grab that man's head meat like that ????
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Brotha Tiptoe @thesuburbanthug.blacksky.app · 06/10/2026
At least Luther finally got his nigga back.
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Fifty @50fifty50.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
As a teenager growing up (before social media existed) this real life happened in Moss Point MS a woman who was always at church praising the Lord found out her husband (deacon) was cheating and did this same exact thing. Deacon came home and all was there was a empty lot 😂
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
People forget that J6 was successful. Everyone who participated was let out of jail and the guy who perpetrated it is President again. There were no consequences. They have plenty of incentive to do a much bigger and worse version.
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Phoenix the Brat @rithickulous.blacksky.app · 07/10/2026
PAGAHAHAHA
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Kofie @kofie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I know we talk about Ausar shooting 3s on the wishlist a lot but if he's shooting this with confidence i see this as an absolute win
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LL Cool Ade @arrogantade.blacksky.app · 06/10/2026
Middle aged balding white man talking about “nasty work”. I need them using some middle aged white man lingo.
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First Name Greatest @percivalpenman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A WNBA playoffs without the Fever and their fans >>>>>>>>>
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Your fave's fave @actually.roiskinda.cool · 30/09/2026
Post Obama, white people have: Brought back eradicated diseases. Voted in and defended multiple racist pedophiles. Given cops the budget of a small country. Violently demonized anyone opposing needless armed conflict. Gutted education and medicine. These are not the actions of ignorant people
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Tiny Terror, Principal Whore of Satan @thetinyterror.blacksky.app · 30/09/2026
When you live in a society, a fair tax system is a GOOD thing. I hate that this country has made it seem like taxes are bad, somehow. When the govt funds the right shit - your taxes work for you!
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ᴍɪᴋᴀʏᴇʟ ᴍʏᴇʀs @chaclo.blacksky.app · 30/09/2026
Your question just made me think about this 🤣
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Roughest 38 I’ve ever seen in my life And I say this as a 38 year old
Good lord
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Gabrielle A. Perry, MPH @geauxgabrielle.blacksky.app · 30/09/2026
Meanwhile my birth mother died because the Department of Corrections kept giving her Tylenol for what was actually stage 4 metastatic colon cancer and refused her healthy food and treatment while incarcerated
Diddy's pampered life in prison:
Massages, nude photos, Hennessy Sean Combs has spent thousands of dollars a month to bring his lifestyle to a low-security correctional facility in southern New Jersey, sources said.
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Jaymar Thee Author @jaymarjackson.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hey yall. Times have hit me really hard and I’m against the wall. Literally. If you can donate I would really appreciate it. gofund.me/c02aeaa55
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Donate to Help Cover Bill Payments and a Rebuilt Transmission, organized by Jamaris Jackson
Hey yall so as I’m writing this there’s a knot in my stomach but… Jamaris Jackson needs your support for Help Cover Bill Payments and a Rebuilt Transmission
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Joy @joybella.blacksky.app · 30/09/2026
They made him quit, but with a master's in criminal justice, he shouldn't be allowed to do anything in the legal field the rest of his life.
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LL Cool Ade @arrogantade.blacksky.app · 01/10/2026
I’ve heard enough about this motherfucker. He’s an opp.
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Genie Lauren @moreandagain.me · 01/10/2026
Back when I was SINGING singing (on stages, in studios, etc), people who didn't sing used to ask me why I didn't smoke. When I pointed this out to them they would reply that Mary J. Blige smoked. . . *Looks directly at camera*
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The Baldfather @solochills.blacksky.app · 01/10/2026
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Jeanne Theoharis @jeannetheoharis.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hi Mayor @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social, why are there still so many cops in the Franklin Ave subway station? The racism is unmistakable. They aren’t there at nearby Park Slope Grand Army station. You’re doing so many good things but it’s time to fulfill your promise to address racial policing in NYC.
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ᴍɪᴋᴀʏᴇʟ ᴍʏᴇʀs @chaclo.blacksky.app · 01/10/2026
The onus will *ALWAYS* be on men to not rape and sexually assault women, full stop.
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La Girafe @lashawndab.blacksky.app · 01/10/2026
The mortgage rate is 7.28%. I’m never getting a house.
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Coach Tru Wick @syndicatedghost.blacksky.app · 01/10/2026
I dislike the thought that “if everyone likes you, you probably being fake.” That’s some hater shit lmaoooo maybe some people can relate to the folks they interact with and bring good intent/actions to the relationship.
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TIA THE TALKING TITTY TITAN🧿 @prettttystoned.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“A friend to all is a friend to none” you didn’t grow up very popular did you?
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PURE/HONEY 💚 @letrice718.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Life can really be whooping your ass… depression, grief, anxiety, stress, etc. you still gotta keep going 😂the world does not stop
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Homelander Crying Laughing
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Kofie @kofie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
ANDY DALTON VS CASE KEENUM HOOPS BABY
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nightmare on rivaside 🕸️🕷️🖤 @ladygata.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
my granddaddy is ringing the bell 🔔 today 🥹🤎 Lord i’m at my desk boohooing! 😭
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Lilly @lillyull.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This man faced 50 hacking charges a decade ago. He doubts OpenAI will face any. www.abc.net.au/news/2026-09...
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'Ethical' hacker doubts Open AI will face charges over Medicare hack
As questions linger around whether OpenAI will face legal consequences for its Medicare hack, a man who faced decades in jail for alleged cybercrimes says Australian law comes down harder on individua...
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essencesimmone.blacksky.app @essencesimmone.blacksky.app · 26/09/2026
Please do not invite me on vacation with you if you insist on a jam packed itinerary and get upset if people opt out of certain stuff. I can’t stand you people.
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Organic Intelligence @prestigeworldwide.blacksky.app · 26/09/2026
That ain’t a vacation. That’s a work trip.
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Cocoa Brown @seauxcocoa.blacksky.app · 26/09/2026
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J Alexander's Shocked 'Oh My..'
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HATUNA MAKANA @dayoftheweek.blacksky.app · 21/09/2026
Yalll I been CACKLING over this for the last hour 😭😭🤣😭
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Pervy Sage @darlingnicki.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
My youngest cat definitely needs to be seen by a vet and it's freaking me the fuck out and I'm fully tweaking. I'd really appreciate you all reposting the post below. Vets are really expensive and I may have to uber back and forth from the vet b/c I can't use my car right now
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T. Krown @mumbles-j.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Buddy is Hannibal Lecter
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 21/09/2026
FAFO aside, his shock is a great distillation of how whiteness as a social construct is built around shattering communal understanding of our interconnected human ecosystem in favor of a mythical individualism How whiteness leaves its adherents defenseless against our shared oppressors: capitalists
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zach @extrafabulous.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Two-piece Advocate @ytpjason.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
They don’t. Most Jewish people are reaasinable about antisemitism. ZIONISTS, in the other hand, use accusations of antisemitism as a shield against valid criticisms of that Middle Eastern apartheid state
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Brotha Tiptoe @thesuburbanthug.blacksky.app · 21/09/2026
GET PRIVATE EQUITY OUT OF GOVERNMENT. WHY IS A PRIVATE COMPANY IN CHARGE OF GOVERNMENT HOUSING?!
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Clitasaurus Rex 🦖 @naiijah.blacksky.app · 21/09/2026
Us: Stop killing palestinians Them: So you’re a nazi?
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Lebron's life will not be noticeably different for doing these ads in any respect but one: a lot of people who respected him will think less of him now. His legacy is cheapened.
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Rick CarBOOso’s Private Fire Crew @amandasmith.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I just think it’s strange that all the gambling companies have ads with athletes and celebrities instead of featuring all their users who have become millionaires betting, very strange indeed
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B. @missxbri.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Before y’all keep quoting that post about a man can’t have a type? That’s the same lady who said Cassie wasn’t a victim, she was a prosititute. Engage accordingly.
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Deadlift Schrempf @mynameisosito.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
He was a top 3 vocal talent, but him being gay was the issue.
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ᴍɪᴋᴀʏᴇʟ ᴍʏᴇʀs @chaclo.blacksky.app · 20/09/2026
Tonéx was making really good music but the church did him dirty.
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Brian Beutler @brianbeutler.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
AI is unpopular. The public overwhelmingly supports aggressive AI regulation; it overwhelmingly opposes further investment in AI infrastructure. Naturally, Dems are telling frontline members to ̶d̶o̶ ̶p̶o̶p̶u̶l̶a̶r̶i̶s̶m̶ curl into the fetal position to appease the mean tech men. There is another way.
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A.I. Risk And The End Of The Neoliberal Style In Politics
You can’t make pragmatic compromises with predatory counterparties.
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Kofie @kofie.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Bengals 2-0 before October?
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