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Martin Wright

@mynameismartin.co.uk
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I design stuff and try not to make the world worse while doing it. he/him

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Martin Wright @mynameismartin.co.uk · 13/08/2026
Just had a delivery driver throw a package through an open window, first time for everything I suppose
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Martin Wright @mynameismartin.co.uk · 12/08/2026
Blood for the blood god
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Alex Parsons @alexparsons.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
If we all rush superman during the eclipse we might have a shot
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Martin Wright @mynameismartin.co.uk · 12/08/2026
"When is bins?" has been the white whale of my career. I've worked on a bin service three times* * my favourite was finding out bin collectors swapped sections of routes on a gentlemen's agreement, and the residents went along with it, but the council knew nothing
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Martin Wright @mynameismartin.co.uk · 12/08/2026
Great colander jokes everyone. 10/10.
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Martin Wright @mynameismartin.co.uk · 11/08/2026
This* calls for a shower beer *everything
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Martin Wright @mynameismartin.co.uk · 11/08/2026
Kudos to Breville for making a coffee machine that vibrates at the exact frequency to move a cup 2-3 inches, missing the stream of coffee.
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Martin Wright @mynameismartin.co.uk · 06/08/2026
You can drink Diet Coke out of a mug on a call and everyone will think you're drinking black coffee, like a real grown up
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Martin Wright @mynameismartin.co.uk · 06/08/2026
Extremely niche but it was pretty cool to hear Frogpond on the first episode of the new season of Ted Lasso
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Martin Wright @mynameismartin.co.uk · 06/08/2026
Never miss a chance to tell people I thought the spiciness of Kiwi fruit was an indicator of ripeness
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Martin Wright @mynameismartin.co.uk · 30/07/2026
it's low brow, but it's my go-to 'I'm too sick to follow a storyline' movie
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Jason Bateman Says "That's Rad" in Dodgeball
Alt: Jason Bateman Says "That's Rad" in Dodgeball
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Martin Wright @mynameismartin.co.uk · 28/07/2026
Anyone else ever feel really lucky to be born in the period of human history that vacuum cleaners exist in?
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Martin Wright @mynameismartin.co.uk · 24/07/2026
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Master Chef
Alt: A crying child flips meat they are cooking with tongs, obviously stressed about their performance on the tv show junior Masterchef
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Martin Wright @mynameismartin.co.uk · 21/07/2026
something something monkey paw
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Martin Wright @mynameismartin.co.uk · 16/07/2026
I would have loved a France England final, with England at their most desperate, first final in 60 years, hungriest selves. Never mind.
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Martin Wright @mynameismartin.co.uk · 15/07/2026
My word
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Otis Milburn (Asa Butterfield) Tense
ALT: Otis Milburn (Asa Butterfield) Tense
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Martin Wright @mynameismartin.co.uk · 15/07/2026
This football match has started with a bit of vigour eh?
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Martin Wright @mynameismartin.co.uk · 14/07/2026
i thought the World Cup surprises were over with, turns out not
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Au Revoir Bye
ALT: Au Revoir Bye
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Martin Wright @mynameismartin.co.uk · 12/07/2026
Everyone needs to stop saying mentality
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Martin Wright @mynameismartin.co.uk · 11/07/2026
Got stung by a wasp. i thought I’f been stung before this but based on how much this hurts, I’d remember it better. Stripy jumper bastards
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Martin Wright @mynameismartin.co.uk · 08/07/2026
I've bemoaned these a lot, but I'm finding them harder and harder to parse - my brain just can't process the information on a poster like this. It feels like a kind of banner blindness you get with web ads
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Martin Wright @mynameismartin.co.uk · 06/07/2026
If you’re making a website or digital service for under-16s you should avoid subdomains at all costs. Each subdomain is another screen time request for parents and friction in the way of homework and revision
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Martin Wright @mynameismartin.co.uk · 06/07/2026
Were it not for my standing desk I don't think I'd be awake right now. Desk up, standing, fan blasting.
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Pete Martin @petemartin.net · 06/07/2026
Breaking News: Quansah banned for two games after phone call from Starmer.
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Martin Wright @mynameismartin.co.uk · 06/07/2026
There was no sleeping after that
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Martin Wright @mynameismartin.co.uk · 06/07/2026
I’ve wanted Norway England since the group stages. Jubilations
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Martin Wright @mynameismartin.co.uk · 06/07/2026
England WE HAVE WORK TOMORROW
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Martin Wright @mynameismartin.co.uk · 06/07/2026
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Animated Roller Coaster Ride
Alt: Animated Roller Coaster Ride
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Martin Wright @mynameismartin.co.uk · 06/07/2026
I don’t think the nation can cope with a rollercoaster like this at 2am and get to work tomorrow. Activate the King, declare an emergency bank holiday
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Martin Wright @mynameismartin.co.uk · 06/07/2026
*great escape theme intensifies*
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Martin Wright @mynameismartin.co.uk · 29/06/2026
What's it like inside your head?
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Bike Balancing on Exercise Ball
Alt: Bike bouncing on an Exercise Ball
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Martin Wright @mynameismartin.co.uk · 29/06/2026
Been looking forward to Japan Brazil all day. This is why
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Martin Wright @mynameismartin.co.uk · 28/06/2026
It still blows my mind how good phone cameras are
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Martin Wright @mynameismartin.co.uk · 27/06/2026
no notes
Screenshot of a google ai summary for the national anthem ‘god save the king’ with music still ‘queen’ throughout
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Martin Wright @mynameismartin.co.uk · 27/06/2026
Lionel Richie, Chris De Burgh, Wet Wet Wet
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Martin Wright @mynameismartin.co.uk · 26/06/2026
You've Juniored your last Dinosaur
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Martin Wright @mynameismartin.co.uk · 26/06/2026
You‘ve Fronted your last Bottom
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Martin Wright @mynameismartin.co.uk · 26/06/2026
France are surgical. Deadly. Iceland in D2: The Mighty Ducks
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Martin Wright @mynameismartin.co.uk · 26/06/2026
I would love to see Norway make the final
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Martin Wright @mynameismartin.co.uk · 26/06/2026
This week suggests global warming was a better label than climate change. This globe is getting too warm. Cool down the globe
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Martin Wright @mynameismartin.co.uk · 25/06/2026
Ecuador!!!!!!
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Martin Wright @mynameismartin.co.uk · 25/06/2026
Big difference between today and earlier heatwave days is there’s been no evening drop off of the heat. it’s just soup all the way down
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Martin Wright @mynameismartin.co.uk · 25/06/2026
I have this thought three times a day
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Martin Wright @mynameismartin.co.uk · 25/06/2026
I'm sorry for all the means things I said about you winter. Please forgive me and come back
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Martin Wright @mynameismartin.co.uk · 25/06/2026
RIP the poor guy working on the trees in my neighbours garden
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Martin Wright @mynameismartin.co.uk · 24/06/2026
Shout out to my kids' school who cancelled school tomorrow 3 hours ago, and has already set them both cooking homework for tomorrow which would require a trip to the supermarket.
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Martin Wright @mynameismartin.co.uk · 23/06/2026
The algorithm has reached its end game of targeted advertising and now all my ads are for vintage golf clothes. Please no. My poor wallet. I have children.
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Martin Wright @mynameismartin.co.uk · 22/06/2026
Man! I feel like a human!
Shania Twain watches on as Angine de Poitrine perform on the BBC
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Martin Wright @mynameismartin.co.uk · 21/06/2026
What the hell, Decathlon
An alphabetical list of sports, showing golf, gym gear for babies
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Martin Wright @mynameismartin.co.uk · 19/06/2026
I think Scotland Morocco might end with a fist fight at this rate
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