Martin Wright @mynameismartin.co.uk · 13/08/2026Just had a delivery driver throw a package through an open window, first time for everything I suppose 010
Reposted by Martin WrightAlex Parsons @alexparsons.bsky.social · 12/08/2026If we all rush superman during the eclipse we might have a shot 074
Martin Wright @mynameismartin.co.uk · 12/08/2026"When is bins?" has been the white whale of my career. I've worked on a bin service three times* * my favourite was finding out bin collectors swapped sections of routes on a gentlemen's agreement, and the residents went along with it, but the council knew nothing 111
Martin Wright @mynameismartin.co.uk · 11/08/2026Kudos to Breville for making a coffee machine that vibrates at the exact frequency to move a cup 2-3 inches, missing the stream of coffee. 120
Martin Wright @mynameismartin.co.uk · 06/08/2026You can drink Diet Coke out of a mug on a call and everyone will think you're drinking black coffee, like a real grown up 000
Martin Wright @mynameismartin.co.uk · 06/08/2026Extremely niche but it was pretty cool to hear Frogpond on the first episode of the new season of Ted Lasso 000
Martin Wright @mynameismartin.co.uk · 06/08/2026Never miss a chance to tell people I thought the spiciness of Kiwi fruit was an indicator of ripeness 110
Martin Wright @mynameismartin.co.uk · 30/07/2026it's low brow, but it's my go-to 'I'm too sick to follow a storyline' moviestatic.klipy.comJason Bateman Says "That's Rad" in DodgeballAlt: Jason Bateman Says "That's Rad" in Dodgeball 010
Martin Wright @mynameismartin.co.uk · 28/07/2026Anyone else ever feel really lucky to be born in the period of human history that vacuum cleaners exist in? 000
Martin Wright @mynameismartin.co.uk · 24/07/2026static.klipy.comMaster ChefAlt: A crying child flips meat they are cooking with tongs, obviously stressed about their performance on the tv show junior Masterchef 010
Martin Wright @mynameismartin.co.uk · 16/07/2026I would have loved a France England final, with England at their most desperate, first final in 60 years, hungriest selves. Never mind. 000
Martin Wright @mynameismartin.co.uk · 15/07/2026My wordstatic.klipy.comOtis Milburn (Asa Butterfield) TenseALT: Otis Milburn (Asa Butterfield) Tense 000
Martin Wright @mynameismartin.co.uk · 15/07/2026This football match has started with a bit of vigour eh? 000
Martin Wright @mynameismartin.co.uk · 14/07/2026i thought the World Cup surprises were over with, turns out notstatic.klipy.comAu Revoir ByeALT: Au Revoir Bye 000
Martin Wright @mynameismartin.co.uk · 11/07/2026Got stung by a wasp. i thought I’f been stung before this but based on how much this hurts, I’d remember it better. Stripy jumper bastards 000
Martin Wright @mynameismartin.co.uk · 08/07/2026I've bemoaned these a lot, but I'm finding them harder and harder to parse - my brain just can't process the information on a poster like this. It feels like a kind of banner blindness you get with web ads 000
Martin Wright @mynameismartin.co.uk · 06/07/2026If you’re making a website or digital service for under-16s you should avoid subdomains at all costs. Each subdomain is another screen time request for parents and friction in the way of homework and revision 120
Martin Wright @mynameismartin.co.uk · 06/07/2026Were it not for my standing desk I don't think I'd be awake right now. Desk up, standing, fan blasting. 000
Reposted by Martin WrightPete Martin @petemartin.net · 06/07/2026Breaking News: Quansah banned for two games after phone call from Starmer. 173
Martin Wright @mynameismartin.co.uk · 06/07/2026I’ve wanted Norway England since the group stages. Jubilations 000
Martin Wright @mynameismartin.co.uk · 06/07/2026static.klipy.comAnimated Roller Coaster RideAlt: Animated Roller Coaster Ride 000
Martin Wright @mynameismartin.co.uk · 06/07/2026I don’t think the nation can cope with a rollercoaster like this at 2am and get to work tomorrow. Activate the King, declare an emergency bank holiday 000
Martin Wright @mynameismartin.co.uk · 29/06/2026What's it like inside your head?static.klipy.comBike Balancing on Exercise BallAlt: Bike bouncing on an Exercise Ball 000
Martin Wright @mynameismartin.co.uk · 29/06/2026Been looking forward to Japan Brazil all day. This is why 000
Martin Wright @mynameismartin.co.uk · 28/06/2026It still blows my mind how good phone cameras are 030
Martin Wright @mynameismartin.co.uk · 26/06/2026France are surgical. Deadly. Iceland in D2: The Mighty Ducks 000
Martin Wright @mynameismartin.co.uk · 26/06/2026This week suggests global warming was a better label than climate change. This globe is getting too warm. Cool down the globe 010
Martin Wright @mynameismartin.co.uk · 25/06/2026Big difference between today and earlier heatwave days is there’s been no evening drop off of the heat. it’s just soup all the way down 000
Martin Wright @mynameismartin.co.uk · 25/06/2026I'm sorry for all the means things I said about you winter. Please forgive me and come back 000
Martin Wright @mynameismartin.co.uk · 25/06/2026RIP the poor guy working on the trees in my neighbours garden 000
Martin Wright @mynameismartin.co.uk · 24/06/2026Shout out to my kids' school who cancelled school tomorrow 3 hours ago, and has already set them both cooking homework for tomorrow which would require a trip to the supermarket. 010
Martin Wright @mynameismartin.co.uk · 23/06/2026The algorithm has reached its end game of targeted advertising and now all my ads are for vintage golf clothes. Please no. My poor wallet. I have children. 100
Martin Wright @mynameismartin.co.uk · 19/06/2026I think Scotland Morocco might end with a fist fight at this rate 000