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Guinness Paltrow @myfriendkatye.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I didn't screenshot it in time, but earlier today, a local news article about Jd Vance visiting Florida was right above an ad for a furniture store touting "the sofa everyone is talking about". And just now, this:

A news article about jd vance's visit to lakeland, florida, followed by an Angie Nixon for Florida post where she says "i dont wanna COUCH my words here..."

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Guinness Paltrow @myfriendkatye.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

This morning I had to stop short to avoid being hit by a car who ran a stop sign, only to be stuck behind them and their "CAUTION: FREQUENT STOPS" car magnet.

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Guinness Paltrow @myfriendkatye.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

When you Google "Cornell University", there are top news articles from every corner of the world about the sexual assault lawsuit... except for Fox News, which has chosen to focus on Hasan Piker.

Screenshot of a Google search for "Cornell university"

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Guinness Paltrow @myfriendkatye.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Saw this and perked up for a second because I thought it was a death announcement

An instagram post from a local theater about a Rob Schneider show

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Guinness Paltrow @myfriendkatye.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

2026 is out here making me agree with... Macklemore and Brad Garrett. Okay.

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Guinness Paltrow @myfriendkatye.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Matthew Rhys should also win an Emmy for his American accent that makes his voice drop 3 octaves because my goodness he sounds like a silly goose irl. (This is not derogatory, it is simply a fact about Welsh people)

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Guinness Paltrow @myfriendkatye.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

The mosquito population is out of control here right now, dengue fever cases are skyrocketing, and my kid's middle school is like "WE'RE TAKING A FIELD TRIP TO A SWAMP"

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Guinness Paltrow @myfriendkatye.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

The one minute trailer for that Nathan Fielder documentary on Elizabeth Holmes already makes me want to climb the walls.

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Guinness Paltrow @myfriendkatye.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

My guy came running as soon as we fired up the grill.

A mid-size alligator stalking my dinner from the lake behind my house

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Jason Song Quinn (Comms Open) @hulkhoquinn.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Think about Miss Piggy. She lost a best friend and now an ex-lover in matter of 24 hours.

Miss Piggy and Dolly Parton in fancy dresses posing together

photo of Tim Curry surrounded by muppets, smiling for a photo. A quote from curry is added “it didn’t go very well. It didn’t survive the shoot. She felt I wasn’t being faithful to her” it’s him discussing his ill fated affair with miss piggy

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Guinness Paltrow @myfriendkatye.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

The Dolly news wrecked us today, but yesterday my daughter turned 19, and at her request, I made her a cake celebrating another legend, Cher.

A layered birthday cake with disco balls, purple sprinkles, chocolate, and a 12 inch cutout of Cher wearing a showgirl headdress of purple and black feathers

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Guinness Paltrow @myfriendkatye.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

"Everyone on the Road is Dumb and Awful Except For Me, Who is Perfect", by your friend, Katye.

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Guinness Paltrow @myfriendkatye.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Charley Crockett has to be some kind of andy kaufman-esque performance art

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Guinness Paltrow @myfriendkatye.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

I somehow ended up on the campaign list for this Lego headed loser and have been getting texts and calls for him every day. I have "unsubscribed" SIX TIMES, but apparently everyone volunteering for his campaign is too stupid to know how to remove me. I've never even been to Wisconsin.

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Guinness Paltrow @myfriendkatye.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

An actual unpopular take: i don't care for that deformed racoon, jimothy. Weirds me out. No thank you!

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Guinness Paltrow @myfriendkatye.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

It is 6:45pm and the "feels like" is still 105 degrees I AM WILTING

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Guinness Paltrow @myfriendkatye.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

You've made it, boys. They sell your album at Target.

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Guinness Paltrow @myfriendkatye.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

There are so many colors to choose from why did they do this

A map of the US showing cyclosporiasis cases but all the colors look exactly the same

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Guinness Paltrow @myfriendkatye.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Not to be dramatic, but being a social media manager over the last several years has been like navigating a minefield, and it's becoming increasingly more difficult to not just tap my proverbial toe on a big ol bomb and watch it all burn.

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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

RIP to the incomparable Sam Neill

How long has it been since you've seen the original "Jurassic Park"?

SAM NEILL The last time I watched it in its totality was sitting beside Princess Di at Leicester Square at the London opening.
On the other side of me was my son Tim - he was 11 and completely swept away by it, but about the time the T-Rex turns up, Tim started to fart. And the draft was drifting across me to royalty! I spent the whole film in a muck sweat, thinking, "Princess Di is being exposed to the horrors of a little boy's fart, but she's going to think it's me. I am going to be subliminally blamed for my son's crimes, and I don't think she'll talk to me afterwards." But she was well brought up and never mentioned it.
JEFF GOLDBLUM I love that story, Sam.
I've heard him tell that a couple of times, and it's just amazing the lengths that he will go to still blame the boy.

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Guinness Paltrow @myfriendkatye.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

I'm *happy* about the news I woke up to, but also just a little disappointed that it's not the news I am always hopeful I wake up to, ya know? It's like having a winning scratch off ticket that only earns you another scratch off.

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Phil Plait @philplait.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

When a politician dies we see a lot of hagiographies about them. If you mention they were a terrible person IRL, you get chastised. My feeling? If you don't want people to talk shit about you after you die, don't be shitty when you're alive.

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Guinness Paltrow @myfriendkatye.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

What a beautiful way to start a new week 🙏🏼🥰

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Guinness Paltrow @myfriendkatye.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Someone tell him Obama gave a 6 hour speech in 108 degree weather.

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Guinness Paltrow @myfriendkatye.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

For 3 months now I've been helping my mom hunt down 100 year old documents to provide them for her dual citizenship paperwork and now the Supreme Court might just do away with birthright citizenship and deport her where she's trying to go 🙃

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Guinness Paltrow @myfriendkatye.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

They should call them "po-GREAT-oes"

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Jesse @requiemarm.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

me, walking into the British museum

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Guinness Paltrow @myfriendkatye.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

I lost a bet this morning because I could swear "MmmBop" came out somewhere around 2005. Do not look up when it actually came out.

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Guinness Paltrow @myfriendkatye.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

I think that Kilmeade should go to Belfast and tell these guys that he understands they just want to be Irish.

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Ketan Joshi @ketanjoshi.co · 10/06/2026

I've been a broken record on this for three years and I'll be a broken record for as long as that fucking website exists: X is a viciously racist far-right organising platform that ONLY WORKS because a huge number of centrists, lefties and progressivs cannot stop propping it up

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Elon Musk accused of fuelling unrest after Belfast knife attack

The use of social media in planning violent protests over the Belfast knife attack has drawn condemnation, with Britain's ruling Labour Party accusing Elon Musk of stoking divisions. The tech billiona...

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Guinness Paltrow @myfriendkatye.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

I don't really care if JLo and Brett Goldstein are smashing- good for them, enjoy! But I draw the line at Goldstein trying to convince us that JLo's acting is "otherwordly". Buddy, I'm old enough to remember Gigli.

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Guinness Paltrow @myfriendkatye.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

My 18 year old daughter is the most polite and lovely unicorn on planet Earth, until I have to tell her something important, at which point she becomes The Interrupter from Late Night with Conan O'Brien.

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Guinness Paltrow @myfriendkatye.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

Every time a gator attacks someone in florida, the "FLOGROWN" crowd comes out of the woodwork to brag about how they grew up swimming in swamps and know to keep their head on a swivel, as if the gators recognize whether or not you're a tourist.

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Guinness Paltrow @myfriendkatye.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

I am watching the movie Fall and I am absolutely losing my mind. Why would anyone climb anything? This is psycho behavior.

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Guinness Paltrow @myfriendkatye.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

A wild turkey keeps ding dong ditching my parents house and while I sympathize with them, I also think it is very, very funny

A text from my mother that says "ohh my god, the turkey is at my door again.l gotta go

I caught it looking through the glass and it turned around and walked away."

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Guinness Paltrow @myfriendkatye.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

This guy emailed us at 11:30 last night to tell us our daughter can only have "pure water" in her water bottle. She uses little lemon flavor packets. How do I give someone Hantavirus

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Guinness Paltrow @myfriendkatye.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

I'm so glad I no longer have a uterus.

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Guinness Paltrow @myfriendkatye.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

Every single person on this show is magnificent and everyone should be watching it.

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Guinness Paltrow @myfriendkatye.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

Is Rudy dead yet? I need some good news.

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Guinness Paltrow @myfriendkatye.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

After the email I just sent, I may not have a choice about taking her back.

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Guinness Paltrow @myfriendkatye.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

My 6th grade daughter is taking her required health & personal fitness class this semester and her teacher is very obviously a MAHA Trump guy. He informed her class that eating certain foods would "cause diseases, like cancer and autism." Why is my 12 year old smarter than the teacher

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Guinness Paltrow @myfriendkatye.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

Just watched a gator take a big dump in my backyard, ama

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Guinness Paltrow @myfriendkatye.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

I've been trying to find some birth certificates online for my mom and yesterday I stumbled upon my grandmother's naturalization paperwork. I've never seen these before, and I cannot get over how much my grandmother looks as though she's about to TEAR UP a 1940s jazz nightclub lmao

A 1952 black and white photograph of a woman in a black coat with perfect glam hair, makeup, and jewelry.

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