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@mxtery.bsky.social
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valentine • 34 • they • 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🍉🚵‍♀️🔞 standing alone at the intersection of "cycling idiot" and "male fujoshi"

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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
'the story goes: the two guys in the picture worked at an arcade or something back in 1986, this star trek broke down and they got given it, determined to fix it. after 6 months of not working, they decided to drive out to the forest and burn it..' www.andysarcade.net/personal/gro...
decrepit looking star trek cabinet, looking somewhat hollowed out, in a cluttered room.two scrawny lookin' dudes (shorts, bare chested) with the star trek cabinet, side ways on the ground, looking inside it.the star trek cabinet is well and truly on fire among greenery and forestry (angled view).the star trek cabinet is well and truly on fire among greenery and forestry (full frontal view).
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scary transgender cyclist @mxtery.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
WE'RE SO BACK #NEVERKILLYOURSELF
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scary transgender cyclist @mxtery.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Hank Hill with Water Hose - King Of The Hill
ALT: Hank Hill with Water Hose - King Of The Hill
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scary transgender cyclist @mxtery.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
girl give it a rest lol
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scary transgender cyclist @mxtery.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i briefly transformed back into my old self just now (daredevil 2015 tv series hyperfixation)
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scary transgender cyclist @mxtery.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
this opened up my third eye
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scary transgender cyclist @mxtery.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
look. at least it wasn't simmons.
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scary transgender cyclist @mxtery.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
my wout van heart...
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robyn @robynemz.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
PRIMOŽ ROGLIČ BACK IN THE FRONT GROUP
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scary transgender cyclist @mxtery.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
GIRL NOT THE IKEA RAISE...
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scary transgender cyclist @mxtery.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i already S-ranked psychosis in my early 20s girl i don't have the TIME right now
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scary transgender cyclist @mxtery.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i think i'm having a very slow but steady psychotic break AGAIN 🙄
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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
monkey, ascii art (2010) aa.mozz.us/utf8art/asci...
ascii art of a crouching, kinda angry monkey, puffing smoke, holding up a hand with a smoke between their fingers.
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scary transgender cyclist @mxtery.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
if it was wrong to roll down my car window and scream obscenities at other drivers, god wouldn't have made it feel so good
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scary transgender cyclist @mxtery.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
same initials. makes you think!
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scary transgender cyclist @mxtery.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
all of us on call last week pointing at ryan gosling and saying THAT'S YOUR BOY KELLY!!!!
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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
If I could go back in time and change one thing on the current season of Great Australian Bake Off I guess it would be to make sure I don’t have terrifying black gloves in the bee costume
Me dressed as a bee on bake off
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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
power drift, screenshot, arcade (1988) www.youtube.com/watch?v=MhjF...
a man with his feet up, thumbs up, smiling, in a small open car with text font above his head: you are a handsome boy!
crossed beams on either side of the road, clouds and water far off in the background.
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scary transgender cyclist @mxtery.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
[guy giving the most painfully obvious advice of all time voice] starting to think dating your coworkers is a bad idea!
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scary transgender cyclist @mxtery.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
look i know you're all complete strangers besides eli so you're just gonna have believe it was a pretty bad situation. and she owes me $450.
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scary transgender cyclist @mxtery.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
i know it's poor online form for a man to be posting like "damn i'm so glad i'm not with my crazy ex anymore" but get this: i'm only sort of a man and i AM glad i'm not with my crazy ex anymore
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scary transgender cyclist @mxtery.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
YAYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!! 💖💖
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scary transgender cyclist @mxtery.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
i know it's my american preoccupation with white teeth talking, but every time i see a picture of enric mas i seethe with jealousy. HOW can i get chompers like that
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scary transgender cyclist @mxtery.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
just realized i never have to play disney dreamlight valley ever again. #winning
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Matthias @nairoingreen.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
How can you not be romantic about cycling
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scary transgender cyclist @mxtery.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
> be mikel landa > earn zero fantasy points for 19 stages > win stage 20 > refuse to elaborate
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scary transgender cyclist @mxtery.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
LANDISIMO REAL?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
before the streetfighter.com domain was used by capcom (circa 2009 onwards), it was owned by a marketing agency called street fighter marketing (circa 1998-2007) web.archive.org/web/19980121...
up the top: street fighter marketing (the words street fighter are in blood red and seem vaguely modelled after the video game font). on the right is a photo of jeff and marc slutsky, who run the company. regular looking marketing dudes in suits, enthusiasm possibly for camera only.
below, text:
are you a street fighter?
a streetfighter learns how to market, promote and increase sales without spending money! inc magazine referred to the street fighting program as "brains over bucks." streetfighting helps you discover clever, shrewd and guerrilla style tactics to get free and lost cost advertising exposure on a neighborhood level, plus effective selling and telemarketing skills. in short, you learn how to out-think and out-smart, but not out-spend your competition.
bios (blood red hyperlink)
introductions and background information for the original street fighters, marc and jeff slutsky.
keynotes seminars workshops (blood red hyperlink)
educational, entertaining, motivating, dynamic and thorough; see just how much marc and jeff can personally inspire your company.
(the following are printed on a blood red strip at the bottom of the screen) 1-800-758-8759 (slutsky)
streetfitr@aol.com
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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
computer art (1991) archive.org/details/MSXF...
a person in a kinda suit with a rectangle for a head, is sitting on a park bench, smoking smoke in their hand, blowing rings of smoke in the air, kinda smiling and looking upwards at the rings.
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scary transgender cyclist @mxtery.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
NO THANK GOD just in the break room
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scary transgender cyclist @mxtery.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
she cried at work for like an hour
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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
austin powers: oh, behave!, screenshot, game boy color (2000) www.mobygames.com/game/6247/au...
black screen, pink text:
it is now safe to turn off your game boy color!
(pixelated austin power's face, glasses, smiling, tooth gleaming, down in the bottom right hand corner of the screen).
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scary transgender cyclist @mxtery.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
update: she has texted my roommate about anime porn.
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scary transgender cyclist @mxtery.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
update: she has texted my roommate asking them to babysit her after a minor surgery next month.
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scary transgender cyclist @mxtery.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
guy who's allergic to being retired
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
a prominent member of Film Twitter told me to "Suck his dick" just because i said that my favorite movie is the tv show Scrubs
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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
letters, question of the moment, excerpt, electronic gaming monthly, magazine (1999) archive.org/details/elec...
header (magazine question to readers):
donkey kong...nintendo savior or just another franchise character?
body of text (answer):
f**k that big, hairy loser. he's just another f**king franchise figure in the stupid world of nintendo. if anyone's cool over there at "n" world, it's samus (metroid) and mega man. that's it. f**k link and his puberty problems, f**k mario and luigi, and f**k this pokémon
s**t.
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mr_sinister@plexi.com
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robyn @robynemz.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
ENRIC MAS HAS CAUGHT TADEJ POGAČAR
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scary transgender cyclist @mxtery.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
my ex-girlfriend talked shit about me to my coworkers all day today and just now texted my roommate and asked if they would drive her to costco and buy her some frozen pizzas. sometimes you just have to laugh
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Escape Collective @escapecollective.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
End of an era. The last romantic. escapecollective.com/and-on-this-...
escapecollective.com
And on this day, we shall Alabelieve no more
Quite suddenly, audaciousness stopped being enough.
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scary transgender cyclist @mxtery.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
[puts my shirt back on] NO I WASN'T!!!!!!!! BUT THAT'S OKAY IT WAS A LEARNING EXPERIENCE!!!!!!!!
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scary transgender cyclist @mxtery.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
happy you've signed such a talented rider! however, the AI-generated video is a poor choice.
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scary transgender cyclist @mxtery.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
static.klipy.com
Vegeta in the Rain
ALT: Vegeta in the Rain
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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
careful, you might learn something, blog post, excerpt, posted by darkpact wrathful, an everquest player from the e'ci server (1999) web.archive.org/web/20001010...
sub header:
sexual identity, gender, and sexual norms
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to discover more about who you are, what you like what you want. but more importantly in a virtual environment, you can explore the "other" side. find out what it is like to be of the opposite sex. how they are treated or mistreated. how it makes you feel to think and act as you believe they would. to notice the subtle differences in how people talk to, and open up their thoughts to you if your one sex or the other.
this i think would be the most advantageous of the virtual life. freedom to explore sexuality without chastisement from others, as most don't know 'hey that woman is really a male player' or 'hey that guy is really a female player'.
here, men are free to explore their softer side, a side which allows them to manipulate others with a wink, cute wiggle, or just being there female selves.
here, women are free to hide in male bodies. free from constant comments or sexual suggestiveness from men. free from unwanted constant advances and implied payback.
ah... which sex to be today, it's up to you.
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Shriekcast 🏹 @shriekcast.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
#bulldozedobbysgrave #exhumedobby
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scary transgender cyclist @mxtery.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
hope he's doing well!
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scary transgender cyclist @mxtery.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
last time i went to the phone store the guy at the counter put my screen protector on flawlessly and when i complimented him on it he flatly replied "it's the only thing that makes me feel like i have control over my life."
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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
what's michael?, print ad (1989) archive.org/details/MSXF...
illustration of a ginger striped cat, another white cat with black and red patches and another completely white cat, dancing in unison with humans, one with a dinosaur(?) mask on. two in game screenshots in the upper left hand corner of the ad, one of a girl petting the ginger cat, the other screen split into six facial portraits of the ginger cat.
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scary transgender cyclist @mxtery.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
i know i'll be justified in ten years but i wanna be justified NOW!!!!!!!!
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scary transgender cyclist @mxtery.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
the day i get to use this gif for the reason i want to use it for. that will be a funny day.
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